Penny Farthing Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 5 hours ago, cooze said: Is it too late to say I FUCKIN' HATE DOGS? I would like to give you twenty likes for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: You'll give Fwanky the horn, and take him back to his youth puppyhood. Do you know a good taxidermist? We create a stuffed dog, hook up a gaped anus to an high amperage electrical circuit and destroy the sick fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I don't see a point to punishing an animal for the crimes of the human. Imagine for just a moment that you are among two human survivors of a plane crash, and one canine. It is harder to sneak up on a dog, and the dog will keep you warm if it doesn't think you are a cunt. Conversely, your human companion will plot to harvest your organs in your sleep for food and keep the dog as a warning system and warmth....and a co survivalist who will not question any human decision. Don't exterminate dogs, round up and exterminate cunt humans.....DWF, Pen, and Punky would be a brilliant start. Sorry, but your vision is flawed from its onset. I cannot imagine myself being human under any circumstances, and I'd sooner die from frostbite than to snuggle with any canine. I fucking hate the cunting things in every way imaginable, and that's me being honest, for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Do you know a good taxidermist? We create a stuffed dog, hook up a gaped anus to an high amperage electrical circuit and destroy the sick fucking cunt. No, I'm afraid not, but I do know of Dermist Taxis: https://www.yell.com/biz/dermist-taxis-stonehaven-7194455/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 20 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: No, I'm afraid not, but I do know of Dermist Taxis: https://www.yell.com/biz/dermist-taxis-stonehaven-7194455/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 On 29 March 2019 at 00:27, Eric Cuntman said: PAGING @'eavensabove! To the main forum please. PAGING @Frank! To the dog sanctuary (at the dead of night) please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: PAGING @Frank! To the dog sanctuary (at the dead of night) please. Only page that cunt when the abattoir has an immediate opening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 On 29/03/2019 at 18:56, cooze said: Is it too late to say I FUCKIN' HATE DOGS? Things are looking up https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47827786 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 2 hours ago, The Bishop said: Things are looking up https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47827786 They say it's as big as four cats and it has retractable legs so it can leap up at you and it lights up at night and has 4 ears, two for listening with and two as back up ears and it has huge cups for claws, a magnetic tail so if you're metal it can attach itself to you and instead of a mouth it has four arses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They say it's as big as four cats and it has retractable legs so it can leap up at you and it lights up at night and has 4 ears, two for listening with and two as back up ears and it has huge cups for claws, a magnetic tail so if you're metal it can attach itself to you and instead of a mouth it has four arses. I understand that it is called a @Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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