Guest judgetwi Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 On 13/04/2019 at 09:39, Decimus said: I would hope that even The Judge, with his brain firmly lodged in the 1950s, would see Farage for what he really is. Then again, he's known as "Sir Nige" to the fat cunt, so probably not. Fat cunt? Hate crime alert! Hate crime alert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 We are all Irish now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Top 'O The monin' to yer @Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: Top 'O The monin' to yer @Panzerknacker Try 'Debut de matin' as it is now being taught in schools from Waterford to Malin Head 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 On 23/04/2019 at 11:47, Jiggerycock said: Try 'Debut de matin' as it is now being taught in schools from Waterford to Malin Head Malin head to mizen head is the more apt phrase to use jiggerz old bean..its our version of from lands end to john o groats...im happy to educate you when i can. Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Malin head to mizen head is the more apt phrase to use jiggerz old bean..its our version of from lands end to john o groats...im happy to educate you when i can. Panzbaby Yeah - I was deliberately excluding those deep south renegades! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 On 23/04/2019 at 11:47, Jiggerycock said: Try 'Debut de matin' as it is now being taught in schools from Waterford to Malin Head That sounds French .. are you Withers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 3 hours ago, The Guard said: That sounds French .. are you Withers? It was an attempt at a rib-tickling play on words, wherein I posited the notion that the Republic of Ireland is now sine qua non, nothing more than an outpost of the French Empire (Brittany North West' if you will), thus rendering it critical that every heretofore ostensibly Irish child should be taught the argot of what might, for purposes of putative humour, be their new native tounge. I'll flag this up for you in future. ''Attempt at humour come Kemo Sabe! Punchline expected in 5 minutes!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: It was an attempt at a rib-tickling play on words, wherein I posited the notion that the Republic of Ireland is now sine qua non, nothing more than an outpost of the French Empire (Brittany North West' if you will), thus rendering it critical that every heretofore ostensibly Irish child should be taught the argot of what might, for purposes of putative humour, be their new native tounge. I'll flag this up for you in future. ''Attempt at humour come Kemo Sabe! Punchline expected in 5 minutes!' Does a greatly enlarged liver tickle the ribs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: It was an attempt at a rib-tickling play on words, wherein I posited the notion that the Republic of Ireland is now sine qua non, nothing more than an outpost of the French Empire (Brittany North West' if you will), thus rendering it critical that every heretofore ostensibly Irish child should be taught the argot of what might, for purposes of putative humour, be their new native tounge. I'll flag this up for you in future. ''Attempt at humour come Kemo Sabe! Punchline expected in 5 minutes!' Arent all of you Norman migrants? Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Arent all of you Norman migrants? Panzbaby Not many Normans here belgics and Celts mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 On 30/03/2019 at 09:05, Panzerknacker said: They always could pen baby..the EU is hot for freedom of movement anyway still glad yall decided to stay a bit longer Panzerknacker Freedom of ‘movements’ has been an ongoing problem for Pen. Shitting his trousers, at first a topic of great amusement has now become a big problem, not only for Pen but for everyone who unfortunately find themselves within a 1/2 mile proximity of his leaky Ringpiece. Mummification might be the solution but unfortunately ‘It’s’ not dead enough yet. Clothes peg anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Freedom of ‘movements’ has been an ongoing problem for Pen. Shitting his trousers, at first a topic of great amusement has now become a big problem, not only for Pen but for everyone who unfortunately find themselves within a 1/2 mile proximity of his leaky Ringpiece. Mummification might be the solution but unfortunately ‘It’s’ not dead enough yet. Clothes peg anyone? Sadly that's what happens when you insist on keeping jumbo butt plugs inserted longer than medically advised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Sadly that's what happens when you insist on keeping jumbo butt plugs inserted longer than medically advised. Queen Billy keeps a toilet plunger up his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Guard said: Queen Billy keeps a toilet plunger up his. I told you that in confidence. Your loyalty is now called into doubt. Kill yourself immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Freedom of ‘movements’ has been an ongoing problem for Pen. Shitting his trousers, at first a topic of great amusement has now become a big problem, not only for Pen but for everyone who unfortunately find themselves within a 1/2 mile proximity of his leaky Ringpiece. Mummification might be the solution but unfortunately ‘It’s’ not dead enough yet. Clothes peg anyone? Ive blocked it billy baby..i no longer have to trawl through its disconnected rubbish id recommend ya do the same...it has protected status here for some reason Panzbaby 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Just now, Panzerknacker said: Ive blocked it billy baby..i no longer have to trawl through its disconnected rubbish id recommend ya do the same...it has protected status here for some reason Panzbaby How do you block it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Have you tried the Guinness Clear? Fuckin amazing Panz. Can’t taste the alcohol at all at all. And I drove home after 16 pints of it. (3 minor crashes and got lost twice) Worst hangover ever though and I pissed the bed again. But on the plus side I only spent a monkey, Fucking Genious! or has that been done already ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Have you tried the Guinness Clear? Fuckin amazing Panz. Can’t taste the alcohol at all at all. And I drove home after 16 pints of it. (3 minor crashes and got lost twice) Worst hangover ever though and I pissed the bed again. But on the plus side I only spent a monkey, Fucking Genious! or has that been done already ? Kill all them cunts Billy. They ripped you off. It's just shitty fuckin water! This fuckin shit ought to be fuckin illegal. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kill all them cunts Billy. They ripped you off. It's just shitty fuckin water! This fuckin shit ought to be fuckin illegal. Cunts. Could you send me the number for Victim Support? The realisation of what you have just told me Eric has sobered me up no end. It’s all become ‘clear’ now. (No pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Making water illegal however might be a step too far. It would definitely cause a few ripples. Boom Boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 On 25/04/2019 at 14:21, The Guard said: Not many Normans here belgics and Celts mostly. Not according to the ‘Book of ‘Norman’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kill all them cunts Billy. They ripped you off. It's just shitty fuckin water! This fuckin shit ought to be fuckin illegal. Cunts. As far as I know ‘fuckin shit’ is illegal so don’t try it. Filthy habit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 On 18/04/2019 at 08:36, The Guard said: We are all Irish now. Incorrect spelling of “irons” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 12 hours ago, King Billy said: Have you tried the Guinness Clear? Fuckin amazing Panz. Can’t taste the alcohol at all at all. And I drove home after 16 pints of it. (3 minor crashes and got lost twice) Worst hangover ever though and I pissed the bed again. But on the plus side I only spent a monkey, Fucking Genious! or has that been done already ? Itll be monday night before i wet me throat with pints of vitamin G billy baby..rule of thumb..don't trust beer ya cant see ..or air for that matter..ill be in the darky kellys in fishamble street if your in the locale..9 till fuckin out time Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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