Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 Are you having a slow motion breakdown? We tend to think of mental breakdowns as huge, cataclysmic moments that change your life in the blink of an eye. One day you're working your bollocks off, coping with the stressors of life, the next day you're sobbing uncontrollably in the office, or completely unable to get out of bed to cook breakfast. But mental breakdowns are not always these dramatic, rapid events where your world is instantaneously falls down around you and knocks you for six like a Gary Sobers. The slow-motion breakdown phenomenon is on the increase and it can push you to the edge like a wobbly face, or a plate of bread & butter pudding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Are you having a slow motion breakdown? We tend to think of mental breakdowns as huge, cataclysmic moments that change your life in the blink of an eye. One day you're working your bollocks off, coping with the stressors of life, the next day you're sobbing uncontrollably in the office, or completely unable to get out of bed to cook breakfast. But mental breakdowns are not always these dramatic, rapid events where your world is instantaneously falls down around you and knocks you for six like a Gary Sobers. The slow-motion breakdown phenomenon is on the increase and it can push you to the edge like a wobbly face, or a plate of bread & butter pudding. Hello! Is it me you’re looking for? I can see it in your eyes. Etc. Etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Are you having a slow motion breakdown? We tend to think of mental breakdowns as huge, cataclysmic moments that change your life in the blink of an eye. One day you're working your bollocks off, coping with the stressors of life, the next day you're sobbing uncontrollably in the office, or completely unable to get out of bed to cook breakfast. But mental breakdowns are not always these dramatic, rapid events where your world is instantaneously falls down around you and knocks you for six like a Gary Sobers. The slow-motion breakdown phenomenon is on the increase and it can push you to the edge like a wobbly face, or a plate of bread & butter pudding. Is that his cum face? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Are you having a slow motion breakdown? We tend to think of mental breakdowns as huge, cataclysmic moments that change your life in the blink of an eye. One day you're working your bollocks off, coping with the stressors of life, the next day you're sobbing uncontrollably in the office, or completely unable to get out of bed to cook breakfast. But mental breakdowns are not always these dramatic, rapid events where your world is instantaneously falls down around you and knocks you for six like a Gary Sobers. The slow-motion breakdown phenomenon is on the increase and it can push you to the edge like a wobbly face, or a plate of bread & butter pudding. Reported for hiding a camera behind Eddie's bathroom mirror. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Are you having a slow motion breakdown? We tend to think of mental breakdowns as huge, cataclysmic moments that change your life in the blink of an eye. One day you're working your bollocks off, coping with the stressors of life, the next day you're sobbing uncontrollably in the office, or completely unable to get out of bed to cook breakfast. But mental breakdowns are not always these dramatic, rapid events where your world is instantaneously falls down around you and knocks you for six like a Gary Sobers. The slow-motion breakdown phenomenon is on the increase and it can push you to the edge like a wobbly face, or a plate of bread & butter pudding. James Bond audition no. 27 -Idris Elba. "Ok Mr Elba, Miss Moneypenny gets her tits out, what's your reaction?" "Thankyou Mr Elba, dont contact us we'll contact you. Next". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 As long as your breakdown is also very distressing and very, very painful who cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Are you having a slow motion breakdown? We tend to think of mental breakdowns as huge, cataclysmic moments that change your life in the blink of an eye. One day you're working your bollocks off, coping with the stressors of life, the next day you're sobbing uncontrollably in the office, or completely unable to get out of bed to cook breakfast. But mental breakdowns are not always these dramatic, rapid events where your world is instantaneously falls down around you and knocks you for six like a Gary Sobers. The slow-motion breakdown phenomenon is on the increase and it can push you to the edge like a wobbly face, or a plate of bread & butter pudding. Jazzo, the one thing present in copious amounts on the corner is empathy .. especially from those medical cuntsters .. I am sure that scotty would quickly end your suffering. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 I broke down years ago. This desiccated husk of a man you see before you is all that is left of....... this dessicated husk of a man that you see before you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I broke down years ago. This desiccated husk of a man you see before you is all that is left of....... this dessicated husk of a man that you see before you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 55 minutes ago, The Beast said: Fuck off. I need my misery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 16 hours ago, scotty said: Is that his cum face? 🤔 Nobody knows. Not even Punkers, as he was stood behind at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 9 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I broke down years ago. This desiccated husk of a man you see before you is all that is left of....... this dessicated husk of a man that you see before you. So, you've been on a slow-motion recovery for all of this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: So, you've been on a slow-motion recovery for all of this time? The desiccated husk spotto speaks of is when he volunteered to do Neil's washing and his favourite wank sock went in with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 On 03/04/2019 at 05:45, cuntspotter said: Fuck off. I need my misery. You're in the right place. Pen is busy posting away his usual wave of suicide inducing shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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