Penny Farthing Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 I had £100 on Up For Review in the Grand National .. now checking the results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've got a BMI of 24 you silly cunt, the top range of normal. Alright, fuckin hell. If you confess to owning a Fitbit, I'm never fucking speaking to you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 37 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: 12 stone??!! Fucking hell. I reckon (the) Pen would even knock you out before literally pissing over your lifeless skeletal body. Connor McGregor is about 11 stone, Cunty TalkBollox. Weight and the ability to kick the shit out of someone aren’t necessarily related. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, The Bishop said: I had £100 on Up For Review in the Grand National .. now checking the results. It was a dead heat....but cooled down very quickly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've got a BMI of 24 you silly cunt, the top range of normal. So have I,I'm having the other leg tested next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, Ape said: Connor McGregor is about 11 stone, Cunty TalkBollox. Weight and the ability to kick the shit out of someone aren’t necessarily related. Now, fuck off. To be fair though, I'm 47 now, reasonably good shape, and I wouldn't think twice about dropping that fucking beardy leprechaun spastic. Mayweather carried the little cunt around the ring for the benefit of the pay per view audience. Just another pikey bullshitter with a gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: Connor McGregor is about 11 stone, Cunty TalkBollox. Weight and the ability to kick the shit out of someone aren’t necessarily related. Now, fuck off. Very true. And in reality if i was faced against one of these whilst out and about, a swift kick to the balls would render them helpless whatever their weight. However, I wouldn't have a clue what to do if a eunuch like yourself approached. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 2 hours ago, The Bishop said: You ever been into "HERBIE'S" at Exeter? Nope. Have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Very true. And in reality if i was faced against one of these whilst out and about, a swift kick to the balls would render them helpless whatever their weight. However, I wouldn't have a clue what to do if a eunuch like yourself approached. Of course you would. You're full of shit. And alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 On 07/04/2019 at 12:38, Decimus said: I've got a BMI of 24 you silly cunt, the top range of normal. Fat cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 On 06/04/2019 at 18:42, Decimus said: I personally think it's a logistical issue. The average 12 inch black mamba is more of a hindrance than a help when you've got a 13 year old in the back of the Mondeo. You get a like for that Decimus! The cunt is strong in you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 So what the fuck is wrong with having a BMI of 103 .. Life is on a roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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