Witheredscrote Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: This is one thing we can actually agree on, he's the worst contributor since ProfB hung up its bib and adult nappy. In his defense, he is young. It's Wiz that concerns me. All he does is regurgitate Ape quotes, with a few Bubba 'fuck offs'. Sad really, for a man of the world. By the way this is the second thing you have agreed with this week. I feel dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 15 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Christ and the CC strapline is 'Football is for Irons!' Why not form a big old fisting daisy chain, Jeremy Clarkson at the back, in the car park at Clackett Lane Services, whilst reading aloud the racy bits from Auto Trader? You bunch of absolute wristers! Couldn’t agree more. Not even a pretence at a cunt nomination. Just a willy waving competition. They’ll be bragging about the size of their TV screens next. Where is the Cotswolds Millionaire when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Couldn’t agree more. Not even a pretence at a cunt nomination. Just a willy waving competition. They’ll be bragging about the size of their TV screens next. Where is the Cotswolds Millionaire when you need him? Why is everyone so worked up Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, The Guard said: Why is everyone so worked up Judge? Sex, drugs and rock and roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Sex, drugs and rock and roll. OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Twist grip Sturmey Archer gears were the bollocks. I always convert these to levers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: @Wolfie Whats your opinion on Honda s2000s? Yay or nay? would you ever own one. I've never driven one although I have been a passenger and it was very impressive. They're a well-engineered, sensible choice – and a real driver's car which holds its value. But for £12-15K for a nice one, surely a Lotus Elise or Porsche Boxter beckons. You might even opt for a Subaru WRX, which would blow the tits off it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 21 hours ago, Roadkill said: A Skoda Yeti these days. It's shit. A Fabia Estate before that, a Mazda 2, and the best of the lot if them - a knackered old Proton Saga for my first car. Like I say, not as impressive as what you've had - but at least none of them were Smart cars. People with man buns drive those whilst men who wear leggings and have beards suck them off. I mean, fair enough, it's an impressive feat in such an enclosed space, but it simply doesn't attract me as a buyer... A 'Proton Saga'? Jesus wept. You fucking pussy. The only thing worse I can think of right now is an Austin Princess, which I suspect may well be Frank's boyfriend's stage name. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 16 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Ive recently acquired a 2005 ford mondeo estate 2 litre diesel nice car to drive ..in addition to my 99 Citroen dispatch..both fairly easy to work on and cheap to run and maintain Panzbaby You fucking pikey. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Make of this what you will, but in my time I have owned the following: MK1 and MK 2 Jaguar, Series 1 E-Type Jaguar, Ford Anglia, MK 1 Consul (customised V8) MK 1 Lotus Cortina, Mk II and MKIII Cortina's, Ford Executive and 3ltr Capri and a Zephier 4. Vauxhall 101. MG GBT, a Mini Cooper, a Triumph Vitesse convertible and a Triumph Stag. Austin 7, Lotus 7 and a Jensen Interceptor MK 2. Chevrolet Monza (V8 Converted) a 1977 Corvette Stingray 1Ltr and a Buick Skylark 350 Coupe... I currently run about in a Vauxhall Corsa and my E-Type is in storage and only comes-out to play when at Goodwood. I've never owned a poxy bike. My dream car would be a Bugatti. Zzzzzz The above begs the question: how did you end up selling cheap glass ornaments from a caravan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, Wolfie said: A 'Proton Saga'? Jesus wept. You fucking pussy. The only thing worse I can think of right now is an Austin Princess, which I suspect may well be Frank's boyfriend's stage name. Could be Frank's real name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Could be Frank's real name. Could be. It could also be the real name of his personal stylist from the designer establishment he fists in the changing rooms while on the hunt for £500 white loafers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Could be. It could also be the real name of his personal stylist from the designer establishment he fists in the changing rooms while on the hunt for £500 white loafers. He's a modern day Beau Bummer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 On 10/04/2019 at 21:07, Wolfie said: No hate here. Only love. I can talk cars and bikes all day. I know there are quite a few other petrolheads on the site, so with spring/summer approaching what better way than to appreciate one of life's great pleasures? In the past I've owned a Mk1 Mini, two MX5s and an Elise, and I currently drive a 20-year-old Land Rover Defender and pimped-up Smart car. This, below, is among my dream cars. There, I've said it. Are you a latent homosexual wuggers? Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 I would put money on Neil's car as being either a Mini MAYFAIR, a Ford FIESTA, a Ford ESCORT or any other vehicle named after a well known grot mag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I would put money on Neil's car as being either a Mini MAYFAIR, a Ford FIESTA, a Ford ESCORT or any other vehicle named after a well known grot mag. By that logic, I'd be curious to hear your guesses for Pen's probable auto brand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 43 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: By that logic, I'd be curious to hear your guesses for Pen's probable auto brand. Simca, or Daf Variomatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: By that logic, I'd be curious to hear your guesses for Pen's probable auto brand. A Hyundai Spastic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I would put money on Neil's car as being either a Mini MAYFAIR, a Ford FIESTA, a Ford ESCORT or any other vehicle named after a well known grot mag. I have and have owned Vulvas........err Volvos for years 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: A 'Proton Saga'? Jesus wept. You fucking pussy. The only thing worse I can think of right now is an Austin Princess, which I suspect may well be Frank's boyfriend's stage name. Astounding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: By that logic, I'd be curious to hear your guesses for Pen's probable auto brand. Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Sandal or Honda Jizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 12 hours ago, Wolfie said: The above begs the question: how did you end up selling cheap glass ornaments from a caravan? I didn't or haven't. I'm doing really well thank you very much. I sense a lot of jealousy in your missives, and the only thing 'smart' in Your mundane life, is your car: The Buffoonmobile MK1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 34 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I didn't or haven't. I'm doing really well thank you very much. I sense a lot of jealousy in your missives, and the only thing 'smart' in Your mundane life, is your car: The Buffoonmobile MK1. I am just wondring if Wofie is "Darren from Plymouth". Darren and his wife are a bit slow on the uptake. Darren has got one of those motorhome things and tows a smart car behind it. A couple of years ago he arrived home from a touring Holiday in the lake district and found that his smart car was not behind his motorhome. He reported it stolen and a couple of weeks later found out that it had been towed to a compound having been found abondoned at a car park in Keswick. It turned out that on the last day of his holiday he had drove the smartcar to Keswick from a camping site near Lancaster. Then him and his misses had seen the Keswick to Lancaster bus and his missus though that it would be a nice ride and got on the bus forgetting all about their smartcar. Having got back to the campsite in a taxi from Lancaster they got straight into the motorhome to drive back overnight to Plymouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Sandal or Honda Jizz My last car was a Maestro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 32 minutes ago, The Guard said: My last car was a Maestro. The Maestro had a terrible safety record. What a shame you weren't part of the statistics. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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