Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 The new trailer for the final Star Wars films released, of course the soppy bastards are all over like stink on shit. Only two positives from this, the Emperor is back and so is Lando...an under utilized stable opportunist character who would sell his mum's knuicklebones for a pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 So you wasted the half hour your parents allow you on the computer for this? Fuck my old boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The new trailer for the final Star Wars films released, of course the soppy bastards are all over like stink on shit. Only two positives from this, the Emperor is back and so is Lando...an under utilized stable opportunist character who would sell his mum's knuicklebones for a pint. You're Steve from Ruislip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The new trailer for the final Star Wars films released, of course the soppy bastards are all over like stink on shit. Only two positives from this, the Emperor is back and so is Lando...an under utilized stable opportunist character who would sell his mum's knuicklebones for a pint. I hate to be that person but Releases and Released is another shitty yankism and poor grammar that doesn't actually mean anything. American star wars fans are the most socially inadequate, B.O ridden, fat, zitty, retarded pathetic bags of shit on the face of the earth who get all goey in the pants over what is essentially a load of kids films. I wish someone would execute Order 66 on them all, actually fuck that just gas the cunts at Auschwitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I hate to be that person but Releases and Released is another shitty yankism and poor grammar that doesn't actually mean anything. American star wars fans are the most socially inadequate, B.O ridden, fat, zitty, retarded pathetic bags of shit on the face of the earth who get all goey in the pants over what is essentially a load of kids films. I wish someone would execute Order 66 on them all, actually fuck that just gas the cunts at Auschwitz. Would they not spell it as "Releazes" and "Releazed"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 57 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I hate to be that person but Releases and Released is another shitty yankism and poor grammar that doesn't actually mean anything. American star wars fans are the most socially inadequate, B.O ridden, fat, zitty, retarded pathetic bags of shit on the face of the earth who get all goey in the pants over what is essentially a load of kids films. I wish someone would execute Order 66 on them all, actually fuck that just gas the cunts at Auschwitz. Don't worry Repts...as I've said many times, I had to go there, and it was when I was young and impressionable. I find them to be cancerous expressions, sadly, there is no chemo or radiation that sorts it out. The only way they become terminal is if I take a stray bullet in the mean streets of Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't worry Repts...as I've said many times, I had to go there, and it was when I was young and impressionable. I find them to be cancerous expressions, sadly, there is no chemo or radiation that sorts it out. The only way they become terminal is if I take a stray bullet in the mean streets of Cheshire. Fair enough! "releases" really grates on me and is one of the major reasons i tend to avoid american gaming news sites, for all the good it's worth.That shit seems to have crept it's way over to UK gaming news sites now too. FFS this country really does lick the yank's arseholes doesn't it, when did computer games become "vidya games"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: Fair enough! "releases" really grates on me and is one of the major reasons i tend to avoid american gaming news sites, for all the good it's worth.That shit seems to have crept it's way over to UK gaming news sites now too. FFS this country really does lick the yank's arseholes doesn't it, when did computer games become "vidya games"? If I'm honest, I've never been much of a gamer. I used to see people of all ages in the "arcades" just pumping money into the machines, living on fizzy shit drinks and greasy fried crap, becoming, as you say, spotty socially inadequate, lifelong virgins, whose only release is onto the monitors of their computers when a Wicked Weasel bikini advert flashed across. Think The Guard and Brony Keith had a child, but was even more spasticated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: So you wasted the half hour your parents allow you on the computer for this? Fuck my old boots. 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: So you wasted the half hour your parents allow you on the computer for this? Fuck my old boots. Judge, you miserable kebab eating cunt. I would give you all my likes over the next week for this alone. Unfortunately the 'cry babies' would be accusing me of board manipulation. Skulduggery moi indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't worry Repts...as I've said many times, I had to go there, and it was when I was young and impressionable. I find them to be cancerous expressions, sadly, there is no chemo or radiation that sorts it out. The only way they become terminal is if I take a stray bullet in the mean streets of Cheshire. Repts? If you have the gall to insult the man, please have the decency to address him by his correct title. If you can't spell it, you thick twat, then just call him Cunt. Fuck off lol Edited April 13, 2019 by Witheredscrote p.s shite nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The new trailer for the final Star Wars films released, of course the soppy bastards are all over like stink on shit. Only two positives from this, the Emperor is back and so is Lando...an under utilized stable opportunist character who would sell his mum's knuicklebones for a pint. Marvellous, I like Star Wars, me, though I can live without the add-on films which cash in on the main franchise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 28 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Marvellous, I like Star Wars, me, though I can live without the add-on films which cash in on the main franchise. Agreed. I wouldn't watch another spin off after sitting through Rogue one, which was a big pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 I dont know what grips my piss more; cunts yakking on about Star Wars or cunts yakking on about Game of Thrones. I wish they'd all just fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dont know what grips my piss more; cunts yakking on about Star Wars or cunts yakking on about Game of Thrones. I wish they'd all just fuck off. I shall be watching the Masters golf tonight. I’ve just got back from my golfing holiday. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I shall be watching the Masters golf tonight. I’ve just got back from my golfing holiday. Fuck off. So you were playing with irons and gripping shafts eh? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So you were playing with irons and gripping shafts eh? Eh ? Fuck off pikey pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So you were playing with irons and gripping shafts eh? @Earl of Punkape needs to get back to the ironing board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 1 minute ago, The Guard said: @Earl of Punkape needs to get back to the ironing board. Who the fuck are you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Who the fuck are you ? Mind your own fucking business you pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Guard said: Mind your own fucking business you pleb. I bet you clean the toilets at Euston before selling your arse at King’s Cross... Fuck off peasant pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you clean the toilets at Euston before selling your arse at King’s Cross... Fuck off peasant pimp. I bet that you can't say Abergavenny or Llanfairfechan properly you pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you clean the toilets at Euston before selling your arse at King’s Cross... Fuck off peasant pimp. I bet that you also call Sandbach "Sanback". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 31 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you clean the toilets at Euston before selling your arse at King’s Cross... Fuck off peasant pimp. Been watching the golf, Pukeape? Does Finau give you the horn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you clean the toilets at Euston before selling your arse at King’s Cross... Fuck off peasant pimp. Do you ever go up the River Bollin tickling trout or do you prefer fly fishing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Agreed. I wouldn't watch another spin off after sitting through Rogue one, which was a big pile of shit. Rogue One was ghastly UNTIL Vader turned up! When he started hacking rebels to pieces, it was all worth it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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