Cunty BigBollox Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Getting things a bit wrong is always a bit of a cunt but spare a thought for this unfortunate girl. Samantha Cerio if you want to Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Locally there is a young chap who rides around on one of those motorised wheelchairs that can be driven from a finger controlled joystick on the armrest using the one hand and fingers that he can still move. Until three years ago his passion in life was tombstoning. His injuries were unplanned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Unless you're a manic depressive who self harms i would think almost 100% of injuries are 'unplanned' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: Unless you're a manic depressive who self harms i would think almost 100% of injuries are 'unplanned' A very good point. But with some activities you anticipate picking up injuries now and again (I imagine friction burns is a regular hazard in your hobby Neil) but, I can't think of too many sports that leave you with a career ending injury after "landing on your feet!", so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Not an unplanned injury, but the last few weeks I've had the song 'Green green grass of home' in my head. Its preventing me from sleeping. So I went to the Dr and told him and he said I have 'Tom Jones syndrome'. I asked if it was rare and he said "Its not unusual". I thangyow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Getting things a bit wrong is always a bit of a cunt but spare a thought for this unfortunate girl. Samantha Cerio if you want to Google. I saw that. Fuck me, what a gruesome way to end a career. Gymnasts are prone to these things. One wrong move or slip on the floor exercise and Achilles tendons tear. Similarly, lose focus on a balance beam for even a moment, and surgeons are rebuilding your face and more. If you're a bloke, mucking about on one, just to see what it's like, and you fall, you'll be Caitlyn Jenner in a matter of weeks. Every move these young ones make is preceeded by a carefully time and practice exhale. It takes their entire life to master, and a fraction of a second to do irreparable harm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Getting things a bit wrong is always a bit of a cunt but spare a thought for this unfortunate girl. Samantha Cerio if you want to Google. That's what you get for being a show-off. Exhibitionist cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not an unplanned injury, but the last few weeks I've had the song 'Green green grass of home' in my head. Its preventing me from sleeping. So I went to the Dr and told him and he said I have 'Tom Jones syndrome'. I asked if it was rare and he said "Its not unusual". I thangyow. Now then, now then. Shut up, you irrelevant imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Now then, now then. Shut up, you irrelevant imbecile. Awright Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Awright Frank? To me, to you. Garlic bread? Boring old slag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Bubba C said: To me, to you. Garlic bread? Boring old slag 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not an unplanned injury, but the last few weeks I've had the song 'Green green grass of home' in my head. Its preventing me from sleeping. So I went to the Dr and told him and he said I have 'Tom Jones syndrome'. I asked if it was rare and he said "Its not unusual". I thangyow. Have seen much in the way of the unplanned penis and anal "accidents" in A & E? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Guard said: Have seen much in the way of the unplanned penis and anal "accidents" in A & E? Haven't worked in A and E for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not an unplanned injury, but the last few weeks I've had the song 'Green green grass of home' in my head. Its preventing me from sleeping. So I went to the Dr and told him and he said I have 'Tom Jones syndrome'. I asked if it was rare and he said "Its not unusual". I thangyow. Fuck me! Check out Max fucking Boyce everybody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 I hope Judgey notices a distinct lack of response to his recommendation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 On 14/04/2019 at 13:02, camberwell gypsy said: Not an unplanned injury, but the last few weeks I've had the song 'Green green grass of home' in my head. Its preventing me from sleeping. So I went to the Dr and told him and he said I have 'Tom Jones syndrome'. I asked if it was rare and he said "Its not unusual". I thangyow. You really are a sex “bomb” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 On 14/04/2019 at 22:03, Bubba C said: To me, to you. Garlic bread? Boring old slag I honestly feel that this was the last decent post on this site. I truly miss the fat little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I honestly feel that this was the last decent post on this site. I truly miss the fat little cunt. You can leave to be with him, nobody will fucking miss you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 On 08/05/2019 at 18:34, Wizardsleeve said: You can leave to be with him, nobody will fucking miss you. You’re dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 22 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You’re dead. Welcome home mate. Ed and I have been softening up boring Wiz. We agreed that you should have the honour of finishing him off. Garlic bread indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 7 hours ago, Bubba C said: You’re dead. Dead bodies excite you, don't they? Kill yourself...just after boring Eddie and Withers into a shallow grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Dead bodies excite you, don't they? Kill yourself...just after boring Eddie and Withers into a shallow grave. I’ve been off this site for months, sleeve. What have you done with yourself during that time? From the above, it would seem precisely fuck all. You boring fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I’ve been off this site for months, sleeve. What have you done with yourself during that time? From the above, it would seem precisely fuck all. You boring fucking cunt. Cancer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Cancer? Even worse, scrotes. Welsh cancer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Even worse, scrotes. Welsh cancer. I am rather interested in the research into peritoneal washing of cancer cells. Scientists have already discovered that it doesn't work on Welsh cells. The filthy cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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