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According to the internet, sticking with the theme of the geek cunt thread, England is the galactic empire, and Churchill was Palpatine. We've turned the world and everybody in it to shit, and deserve to be punished perpetually (at least the white heterosexual males do at the moment). Despite the fact that for ages before that, it was invaded more times than David Walliams' arsehole, and was the world's punching bag/petri dish for generations.

Oh, and Great Britain/United Kingdom/England are all synonymous apparently.

Saying that, social media is now home to a cacophony of voices emanating from the types of people that were previously reduced to ranting shit like this out on the streets/down the pub, much to the tired sighs and replies of "shut the fuck up" from people with at least a hint of common sense. So it's not to be taken even remotely to heart.

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3 hours ago, nocti said:

According to the internet, sticking with the theme of the geek cunt thread, England is the galactic empire, and Churchill was Palpatine. We've turned the world and everybody in it to shit, and deserve to be punished perpetually (at least the white heterosexual males do at the moment). Despite the fact that for ages before that, it was invaded more times than David Walliams' arsehole, and was the world's punching bag/petri dish for generations.

Oh, and Great Britian/United Kingdom/England are all synonymous apparently.

Saying that, social media is now home to a cacophony of voices emanating from the types of people that were previously reduced to ranting shit like this out on the streets/down the pub, much to the tired sighs and replies of "shut the fuck up" from people with at least a hint of common sense. So it's not to be taken even remotely to heart.

 Like you said theres a lot of revisionist history going around nowadays in regards to Britain to fit the "evil Brits" narrative.

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2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said:

 Like you said theres a lot of revisionist history going around nowadays in regards to Britain to fit the "evil Brits" narrative.

Only blacks, browns and queers are nice people and allowed an opinion. I don't know why they all get along with each other, after all, it was African deviants who first climbed trees and raped monkeys up the arse, and presented the faggots with AIDS. You think they'd be livid. But no, easier to believe that AIDS was created by straight white cunts in a laboratory.

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47 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I thought sickle cell anaemia was created by us white folk in a lab.

Oh yeah, that too. And all those chemicals we put in fried chicken to make young black men run around stabbing and raping everything in sight. 

Because all black crime is the fault of their white racist oppressors, and some stuff that happened 200 years ago when some Africans started selling their own people to white traders as cheap labour units.

Clearly it can't be their own fault that wherever they settle, quickly becomes a run down, poverty stricken ghetto, infected by crime and violence. After all, look at Africa, no poverty or degradation there, no senseless violence, corruption or crime. If left to their own devices, black people create harmonious and peaceful utopian societies.

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15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Oh yeah, that too. And all those chemicals we put in fried chicken to make young black men run around stabbing and raping everything in sight. 

You'd have thought that the colonel being the colonel, the only chemical in his secret recipe would be cyanide.

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15 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I am French,  so have far more reason than any of you cunts to feel proud.

Hitler might have disagreed but being a potty cunt himself he would have seen the funny side,  before having you skinned alive.“Proud”to suck off the entire invasion force” loses something in translation sadly.

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Hitler might have disagreed but being a potty cunt himself he would have seen the funny side,  before having you skinned alive.“Proud”to suck off the entire invasion force” loses something in translation sadly.

Wash your mouth out young man. You're talking to a decorated war hero. The only Frenchman to be awarded an Iron Cross.

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3 hours ago, The Guard said:

What I don't understand is why the Welsh and Scots are not happy to be English too.

You just can't understand how much you are loathed, can you.  As a good measure, I would rather sleep in the same bed as Bubba, than be seen in the same town as you. In fact I would suck him off twice nightly, if you would shut the fuck up.

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