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10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You just can't understand how much you are loathed, can you.  As a good measure, I would rather sleep in the same bed as Bubba, than be seen in the same town as you. In fact I would suck him off twice nightly, if you would shut the fuck up.

 

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1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

And this where you should be... Bricked up in a cellar, listening to this shite 24/7, with only Frank for company.

You are not entirely certain about this are you?

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39 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

And this where you should be... Bricked up in a cellar, listening to this shite 24/7, with only Frank for company.

 

 

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On 16/04/2019 at 15:25, Frank said:

 

 

The kids are out this weekend and Babs is doing a leg of lamb on Sunday.

Fancy bringing the MG up the A11 and going two's up on her arsehole? Happy to stand you a few pre-coitus pints in The White Horse to calm your nerves.

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We still lead the way in piss taking, had a bloke move in next door but one to me last week. After going through the obligatory introductions I walked away feeling we had crossed paths before. Then it struck me he's a dead ringer for Roland Browning from Grange Hill. For the last couple of days I've been quoting lines such as 'i just want to help you Row-land'. He's just told me to fuck of!

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2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

We still lead the way in piss taking, had a bloke move in next door but one to me last week. After going through the obligatory introductions I walked away feeling we had crossed paths before. Then it struck me he's a dead ringer for Roland Browning from Grange Hill. For the last couple of days I've been quoting lines such as 'i just want to help you Row-land'. He's just told me to fuck of!

We had a train driver who was a dead ringer for Roland Rat  he was more of a mouse in character though.

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10 minutes ago, The Guard said:

We had a train driver who was a dead ringer for Roland Rat  he was more of a mouse in character though.

During your next cataract operation, I hope the surgeon sneezes, and stabs your brain.

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5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

During your next cataract operation, I hope the surgeon sneezes, and stabs your brain.

With a 16” Zombie Knife

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3 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

We still lead the way in piss taking, had a bloke move in next door but one to me last week. After going through the obligatory introductions I walked away feeling we had crossed paths before. Then it struck me he's a dead ringer for Roland Browning from Grange Hill. For the last couple of days I've been quoting lines such as 'i just want to help you Row-land'. He's just told me to fuck of!

Has this cunt invented a really good paper aeroplane?

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

During your next cataract operation, I hope the surgeon sneezes, and stabs your brain.

If I remember correctly, the Doctor in question is a woman of African origin. A catastrophic medical mishap is more of a likelihood than a forlorn hope.

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55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If I remember correctly, the Doctor in question is a woman of African origin. A catastrophic medical mishap is more of a likelihood than a forlorn hope.

He needs to face up to the fact that it’s time for him to be recycled

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Has this cunt invented a really good paper aeroplane?

Probably if he could fit a deep fried Mars bar under each wing.

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4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

During your next cataract operation, I hope the surgeon sneezes, and stabs your brain.

I had both eyes done in 2016 mate.

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18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If I remember correctly, the Doctor in question is a woman of African origin. A catastrophic medical mishap is more of a likelihood than a forlorn hope.

Mrs Osoba .. she does not do the surgery though .. that was done by a private clinic in Exeter.

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5 minutes ago, The Guard said:

Mrs Osoba .. she does not do the surgery though .. that was done by a private clinic in Exeter.

Well they weren't very good were they.  By that I mean you can still see the fucking keyboard.  Irritating cunt.

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2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Well they weren't very good were they.  By that I mean you can still see the fucking keyboard.  Irritating cunt.

I use a little white stick to feel my way on the keyboard.

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