Penny Farthing Posted April 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You just can't understand how much you are loathed, can you. As a good measure, I would rather sleep in the same bed as Bubba, than be seen in the same town as you. In fact I would suck him off twice nightly, if you would shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 32 minutes ago, The Guard said: And this where you should be... Bricked up in a cellar, listening to this shite 24/7, with only Frank for company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: And this where you should be... Bricked up in a cellar, listening to this shite 24/7, with only Frank for company. You are not entirely certain about this are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 39 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: And this where you should be... Bricked up in a cellar, listening to this shite 24/7, with only Frank for company. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 On 16/04/2019 at 15:25, Frank said: The kids are out this weekend and Babs is doing a leg of lamb on Sunday. Fancy bringing the MG up the A11 and going two's up on her arsehole? Happy to stand you a few pre-coitus pints in The White Horse to calm your nerves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 We still lead the way in piss taking, had a bloke move in next door but one to me last week. After going through the obligatory introductions I walked away feeling we had crossed paths before. Then it struck me he's a dead ringer for Roland Browning from Grange Hill. For the last couple of days I've been quoting lines such as 'i just want to help you Row-land'. He's just told me to fuck of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: We still lead the way in piss taking, had a bloke move in next door but one to me last week. After going through the obligatory introductions I walked away feeling we had crossed paths before. Then it struck me he's a dead ringer for Roland Browning from Grange Hill. For the last couple of days I've been quoting lines such as 'i just want to help you Row-land'. He's just told me to fuck of! We had a train driver who was a dead ringer for Roland Rat he was more of a mouse in character though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, The Guard said: We had a train driver who was a dead ringer for Roland Rat he was more of a mouse in character though. During your next cataract operation, I hope the surgeon sneezes, and stabs your brain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: During your next cataract operation, I hope the surgeon sneezes, and stabs your brain. With a 16” Zombie Knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: We still lead the way in piss taking, had a bloke move in next door but one to me last week. After going through the obligatory introductions I walked away feeling we had crossed paths before. Then it struck me he's a dead ringer for Roland Browning from Grange Hill. For the last couple of days I've been quoting lines such as 'i just want to help you Row-land'. He's just told me to fuck of! Has this cunt invented a really good paper aeroplane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: During your next cataract operation, I hope the surgeon sneezes, and stabs your brain. If I remember correctly, the Doctor in question is a woman of African origin. A catastrophic medical mishap is more of a likelihood than a forlorn hope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I remember correctly, the Doctor in question is a woman of African origin. A catastrophic medical mishap is more of a likelihood than a forlorn hope. He needs to face up to the fact that it’s time for him to be recycled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Has this cunt invented a really good paper aeroplane? Probably if he could fit a deep fried Mars bar under each wing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: During your next cataract operation, I hope the surgeon sneezes, and stabs your brain. I had both eyes done in 2016 mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I remember correctly, the Doctor in question is a woman of African origin. A catastrophic medical mishap is more of a likelihood than a forlorn hope. Mrs Osoba .. she does not do the surgery though .. that was done by a private clinic in Exeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Guard said: Mrs Osoba .. she does not do the surgery though .. that was done by a private clinic in Exeter. Well they weren't very good were they. By that I mean you can still see the fucking keyboard. Irritating cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well they weren't very good were they. By that I mean you can still see the fucking keyboard. Irritating cunt. I use a little white stick to feel my way on the keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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