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Notre Dame burns vigorously, perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals.

 

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Fuck off frank

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2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

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So Notre Dame burns vigorously, perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals.

 

It's far more likely that He doesn't like the French, and who can fucking blame Him?

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3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

...perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals.

Who?

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4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

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So Notre Dame burns vigorously, perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals.

 

I do hope some paedophile priests got burnt dead.

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The only tragedy is that it was empty

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 I hope Cuntwad was on one of her educational tours of European cathedrals. 

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Just now, Ollyboro said:

Hope Quasimodo got out in one piece. Not a bad bloke for a deaf, French nutter.

On the other hand, I hope Cuntwad was on one of her educational tours of European cathedrals. 

I hope Frank and Withers are in there.

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What a coincidence, I had French Fries for tea and I burnt them,God works in mysterious ways

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24 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

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So Notre Dame burns vigorously, perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals.

 

Notre Dame will be rebuilt and it’s congregation will return.

 You will end up in Hell with Elton John and David Furnish.

Lol.

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6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

I hope Frank and Withers are in there.

There were reports that a cadaverous figure wearing cream coloured chinos, boating shoes and an ill-fitting wig, was seen limping from the scene. So think what you will. 

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Just now, Earl of Punkape said:

Notre Dame will be rebuilt and it’s congregation will return.

 You will end up in Hell with Elton John and David Furnish.

Lol.

What a waste of money that would be. Spend it on the poor not some ridiculous unnecessary edifice. It is an offence to the supposed teachings of humility and poverty of Jesus, why does your god require such a vane excercise of mans supposed devotion?

Hell looks like fun!

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3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

What a waste of money that would be. Spend it on the poor not some ridiculous unnecessary edifice. It is an offence to the supposed teachings of humility and poverty of Jesus, why does your god require such a vane excercise of mans supposed devotion?

Hell looks like fun!

You should be condemning the contractors for restoration work at Notre Dame who left the curry on the stove...

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4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There were reports that a cadaverous figure wearing cream coloured chinos, boating shoes and an ill-fitting wig, was seen limping from the scene. So think what you will. 

That sounds like KFCs new online version of colonel Sanders. 

He dresses like frank, has a CGI model as a girlfriend and is "living the life" 

I hope Sanders surviving relatives sue the shit out of KFC for turning their grandad into a disgusting hipster faggot.

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4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You should be condemning the contractors for restoration work at Notre Dame who left the curry on the stove...

Dodgy electricians probably. French wiring is very scary compared to ours. God should have sent rain or worked on guiding the hands of the "brave"  (they are French) firefighters a bit better.

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26 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

I hope Frank and Withers are in there.

Alfie, I burned through my likes (see what I did there).

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14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There were reports that a cadaverous figure wearing cream coloured chinos, boating shoes and an ill-fitting wig, was seen limping from the scene. So think what you will. 

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6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That sounds like KFCs new online version of colonel Sanders. 

He dresses like frank, has a CGI model as a girlfriend and is "living the life" 

I hope Sanders surviving relatives sue the shit out of KFC for turning their grandad into a disgusting hipster faggot.

That is cadaver girlfriend insemination? 

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The other potential silver lining in this is the UK may be out of Europe by the time the lazy arse French get round to rebuilding and therefore won't be expected to cough up any Euros.

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16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That sounds like KFCs new online version of colonel Sanders. 

He dresses like frank, has a CGI model as a girlfriend and is "living the life" 

I hope Sanders surviving relatives sue the shit out of KFC for turning their grandad into a disgusting hipster faggot.

Did the colonel have a twin called Rolf?

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38 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Look for black smoke at the Vatican.  

Hopefully the fire will spread that far, consuming everything in between.

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