Neil Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Irony at its best 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Irony at its best Neil, I think you have just proven that too much self gratification has zero effect on ocular acuity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 They're going to need some fucking gigantic collection plates to raise enough to repair that roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Neil said: Irony at its best Nice lip marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: So Notre Dame burns vigorously, perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals. I’m here on the scene, Alf. The fucking thing has gone. Please, don’t start a sentence with ‘So’. Stupid old cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: They're going to need some fucking gigantic collection plates to raise enough to repair that roof. They'll just stick another fucking fiver on the parking at Euro Disney, Doc. And what a horrible fucking place that is. Even if I was a hotdog addicted nonce carrying an exclusively french killing nail bomb, I wouldn't go back there. Horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m here on the scene, Alf. The fucking thing has gone. Please, don’t start a sentence with ‘So’. Stupid old cunt. So you pushed yourself off the cock you were sitting on in Le Marais and strolled over to gloat at the misfortune of your persecutors. Sick, in so many ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 22 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: They'll just stick another fucking fiver on the parking at Euro Disney, Doc. And what a horrible fucking place that is. Even if I was a hotdog addicted nonce carrying an exclusively french killing nail bomb, I wouldn't go back there. Horrible. I think they're going to need to add a few zeros for this one. The feckless French cunts aren't going to come in under budget either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m here on the scene, Alf. The fucking thing has gone. Please, don’t start a sentence with ‘So’. Stupid old cunt. So, what? You senile, at death's door old fool. Why oh why were you not inside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: They'll just stick another fucking fiver on the parking at Euro Disney, Doc. And what a horrible fucking place that is. Even if I was a hotdog addicted nonce carrying an exclusively french killing nail bomb, I wouldn't go back there. Horrible. I’m sure they could have put the fire out earlier if they hadn’t converted most of their fire appliances into water cannon to deal with the growing numbers of “Yellow vests” taking to the streets every weekend. Also the construction workers at the site wear yellow vests and Emmanuel “Big Mac” Macron was due to address the ‘Nation’ tonight on the yellow vest crisis. But they do say coincidences come in threes, don’t they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Notre Dame will be rebuilt and it’s congregation will return. You will end up in Hell with Elton John and David Furnish. Lol. ALL churches in France are owned by the State, and Notre Dame will be rebuilt by the State, within budget, and within the allotted timescale. The masses will be congregating within its walls, when you cunts are struggling to finish Cross Rail, which has already run over time, and over budget. Fucking useless cunts. Vivre, lol , and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m sure they could have put the fire out earlier if they hadn’t converted most of their fire appliances into water cannon to deal with the growing numbers of “Yellow vests” taking to the streets every weekend. Also the construction workers at the site wear yellow vests and Emmanuel “Big Mac” Macron was due to address the ‘Nation’ tonight on the yellow vest crisis. But they do say coincidences come in threes, don’t they? That's probably the first wash the dirty cunts have had in a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 34 minutes ago, DrCunt said: They're going to need some fucking gigantic collection plates to raise enough to repair that roof. The fucking wonky looking shithole was made of wood and it lasted 800 years, so what the fuck are they all whinging for? Haven’t they got any more wood? Just a big shed really. Fair enough Quasi’s got the hump but he’ll find another gaff soon. Early news reports say he jumped from the spire and his parachute, sorry hump opened beautifully. Text book landing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 24 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: So, what? You senile, at death's door old fool. Why oh why were you not inside? Alf, you sparkless fucking wrinkler. This is a tragedy beyond belief. I’m literally in tears. Know what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: That's probably the first wash the dirty cunts have had in a year. Napoleon used to go off to war and Josephine was forbidden to wash her cunt while he was away. Well how could she? He was away at war. Dirty little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: Irony at its best Fucking hell Neil. I've just noticed the website address at the top, you made this on an Etch-A-Sketch didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 I hear I had a fan club thread last night. Mad fuckers. I need that as much as a male pig needs a swine gelder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 37 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I think they're going to need to add a few zeros for this one. The feckless French cunts aren't going to come in under budget either. The french will quit before the job is complete. The vatican should just send a historical marker and the Pope's semen crusted smock after a weeks altar boy antics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: So Notre Dame burns vigorously, perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals. “H” from” Steps” has just been on Sky News. Asked for a comment he replied “Tragedy” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: I’m here on the scene, Alf. The fucking thing has gone. Please, don’t start a sentence with ‘So’. Stupid old cunt. Is that you with the hump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: I hear I had a fan club thread last night. Mad fuckers. I need that as much as a male pig needs a swine gelder Shut the fuck up, you shouty fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 20 minutes ago, Frank said: Alf, you sparkless fucking wrinkler. This is a tragedy beyond belief. I’m literally in tears. Know what I mean? It is sad for historical architecture and the beautiful Paris skyline, but aren't those tears from receiving a fisting from Withers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Just now, southerncunt said: Shut the fuck up, you shouty fucking idiot. this because your house has just burned down isn't it Southern? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Just now, ratcum said: this because your house has just burned down isn't it Southern? What a complete and utter fucking twat you are. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Frank said: What a complete and utter fucking twat you are. The greater self-confidence an individual possesses; the less inclined he is to put down others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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