Penny Farthing Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You wait 'til you see our other multi. Are you also Whizz and Fake "Dr" cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, The Guard said: Are you also Whizz and Fake "Dr" cunt? This should end well...suggesting Withers is me....he won't take this well at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: This should end well...suggesting Withers is me....he won't take this well at all. Oh yes he will .. he is the fake doctor as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Rattled to fuck. Whilst I can't speak for the French wanker, I've zero doubt he wishes you ill. My preference would be for you to get hit by a six axle lorry at 70mph followed by magpies eating your entrails and shitting you out on Punkape's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rubbish. Attempts to be modest do not suit you Ratty. Your blunt force trauma posting style is something you've honed to perfection over the years. Just imagine if Inuit natives went out onto the ice floats to coddle and spoil the fur seal pups. Life as we know it would turn upside down. Of course we've got to call the chubby little fuckers Inuits these days Wizened. The irony is, just like your basic African, tribal roots are infinitely more important to these rotund bundles of filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 On 17/04/2019 at 22:41, Eric Cuntman said: Bollocks and piffle. You're menstruating. Stroppy fuckin rag-week lezzer. I remember rag week in university having no connection with feminine hygiene products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: I remember rag week in university having no connection with feminine hygiene products. Stop being normal. It's weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Of course we've got to call the chubby little fuckers Inuits these days Wizened. The irony is, just like your basic African, tribal roots are infinitely more important to these rotund bundles of filth. Are you implying they're all mongs? The evidence is strong enough to support the conclusion....the eskimos are fine with being converted into polar bear shit. Likewise, their African counterparts are fine with being converted into lion, cheetah, hyena, jag, vulture, and fuck knows how many other types of animal shit, because they won't fucking move. I was introduced to this comedian ages ago, and this skit is every bit as appropo today as it was then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Are you implying they're all mongs? The evidence is strong enough to support the conclusion....the eskimos are fine with being converted into polar bear shit. Likewise, their African counterparts are fine with being converted into lion, cheetah, hyena, jag, vulture, and fuck knows how many other types of animal shit, because they won't fucking move. I was introduced to this comedian ages ago, and this skit is every bit as appropo today as it was then... I know you well enough by now Wiz. If you like a bit of stand-up, look on YouTube for Carlos Mencia. right up your street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know you well enough by now Wiz. If you like a bit of stand-up, look on YouTube for Carlos Mencia. right up your street. "I won't take my kids to Michael Jackson's house, I won't even take them to church!" Fucking brilliant! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: "I won't take my kids to Michael Jackson's house, I won't even take them to church!" Fucking brilliant! LOL I knew you would understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I knew you would understand. Withers and Punkape will be along anytime to iron that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Withers and Punkape will be along anytime to iron that! Both of them cunts fucking love me. Because theyre queers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Both of them cunts fucking love me. Because theyre queers. Some behaviors should be encouraged others should be punished. Their deviant affections towards you needs negative reinforcement...I think I'd like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 10 hours ago, Decimus said: The worst double act since Fleetwood and Fox. That unintended comedy double-act still stands the test of time. Pure gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 42 minutes ago, scotty said: That unintended comedy double-act still stands the test of time. Pure gold. Spot on! I wasn't aware of it until a few years ago when clips of it were on some talking head programme about the 80s. Fucking brilliant, they don't make 'em like that anymore. Nowadays you have to make do with James Corden never moving his fat fucking face away from the Autocue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 57 minutes ago, Decimus said: Spot on! I wasn't aware of it until a few years ago when clips of it were on some talking head programme about the 80s. Fucking brilliant, they don't make 'em like that anymore. Nowadays you have to make do with James Corden never moving his fat fucking face away from the Autocue. "I've got to control this woman. I gotta control her...." 😄😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Some behaviors should be encouraged others should be punished. Their deviant affections towards you needs negative reinforcement...I think I'd like this: "behaviours", old chap, you are English now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 @Earl of Punkape It was on Good Friday 1959 that I told Dawn Wilson that I did not believe in Jesus and god. she went and told Mrs Johnson who told Mrs Webb who went to tell my mum, who made me come back home who told me that I was very naughty and gave me a smack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: @Earl of Punkape It was on Good Friday 1959 that I told Dawn Wilson that I did not believe in Jesus and god. she went and told Mrs Johnson who told Mrs Webb who went to tell my mum, who made me come back home who told me that I was very naughty and gave me a smack. Must have been hard to admit that to Dawn as a 42 year old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 11 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Must have been hard to admit that to Dawn as a 42 year old. Even worse as I was twice the size of my mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: Even worse as I was twice the size of my mum. You're 5 foot 4, which means your mum was only 2 foot 8. you're lying. Unless you are a giant Ewok. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're 5 foot 4, which means you're mum was only 2 foot 8. you're lying. Unless you are a giant Ewok. My mum was 1' 7" tall .. she was the minimum .. I'll get me coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: Even worse as I was twice the size of my mum. I'm not surprised. You were born with sideburns and a nine inch dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not surprised. You were born with sideburns and a nine inch dick. You have blocked me Webby so how come you saw my post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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