Earl of Punkape Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: No I broke my ankle a while back. I hope you recover soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: No I broke my ankle a while back. Dancing a jig (fuck off Eddie!) at the latest news of Franks death, if I remember correctly. Don't believe it until you actually see him going into the cremation oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 17 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I hope you recover soon. Thanks old fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 On 14/05/2019 at 23:56, Wizardsleeve said: Dancing a jig (fuck off Eddie!) at the latest news of Franks death, if I remember correctly. Don't believe it until you actually see him going into the cremation oven. Is Frank now on your friends list Wizzo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 On 14/05/2019 at 12:57, Alfie Noakes said: This site has become like watching a loved one succumb to mental illness or dementia. Shit. You know that the site's gone to shit when Pen's made it onto the leaderboard for the first time ever in eight years. I've really got nothing else I can say about that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: You know that the site's gone to shit when Pen's made it onto the leaderboard for the first time ever in eight years. I've really got nothing else I can say about that. It’s fucking dismal. My planet-sized ego just can’t handle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: It’s fucking dismal. My planet-sized ego just can’t handle it. You're just missing Punkape And withers. Hope this helps; 'have you been playing with your toy helicopter in Tesco's car park today? Why don't you build a new one with beans, you could call it a 'Haricopter... 🚁🚁🚁 lol, lol fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: You know that the site's gone to shit when Pen's made it onto the leaderboard for the first time ever in eight years. I've really got nothing else I can say about that. Including 3 in 3 minutes on 3 different threads from Withers following your post. Leaderboard manipulation from beyond the grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're just missing Punkape And withers. Hope this helps; 'have you been playing with your toy helicopter in Tesco's car park today? Why don't you build a new one with beans, you could call it a 'Haricopter... 🚁🚁🚁 lol, lol fuck off. In all seriousness though? How the fuck has it happened? I've been pretty quiet this week compared to usual, and as soon as my back's turned for five minutes it's suddenly third on the leaderboard. This is fucking unprecedented. I've blocked it but I'm still assuming that its content is as fucking abysmal as ever, so I'm a bit baffled. Has the membership had a collective fucking stroke? If anyone can be arsed to give me a break down of the trannies received likes this week I'd be grateful. The most serial offender is in for a fucking right kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: In all seriousness though? How the fuck has it happened? I've been pretty quiet this week compared to usual, and as soon as my back's turned for five minutes it's suddenly third on the leaderboard. This is fucking unprecedented. I've blocked it but I'm still assuming that its content is as fucking abysmal as ever, so I'm a bit baffled. Has the membership had a collective fucking stroke? If anyone can be arsed to give me a break down of the trannies received likes this week I'd be grateful. The most serial offender is in for a fucking right kicking. Shit, fuck, bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: You know that the site's gone to shit when Pen's made it onto the leaderboard for the first time ever in eight years. I've really got nothing else I can say about that. I'm voting with my feet and heading off somewhere where there's no fucking internet for the next couple of weeks. I expect this all to be sorted when I get back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: You know that the site's gone to shit when Pen's made it onto the leaderboard for the first time ever in eight years. I've really got nothing else I can say about that. Oh fuck P L E A S E NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Including 3 in 3 minutes on 3 different threads from Withers following your post. Leaderboard manipulation from beyond the grave. Oh dear. @Mrs Roops despite the fact that you've obviously nailed your colours to the mast of the lame horse in this race as opposed to the "furious five", I take it that you'll follow your own guidelines and remove said likes plus extend the French cunt's ban? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm voting with my feet and heading off somewhere where there's no fucking internet for the next couple of weeks. I expect this all to be sorted when I get back. BAWs how the fuck did this happen? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Including 3 in 3 minutes on 3 different threads from Withers following your post. Leaderboard manipulation from beyond the grave. While I'm away, if everyone else could just award ten likes a day to random posts from my back catalogue, that would go some way towards helping. Think of it less as leaderboard manipulation and more as righting a historic wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: BAWs how the fuck did this happen? I don't know, but I've just given you a like because I fucking HATE missing a bandwagon! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't know, but I've just given you a like because I fucking HATE missing a bandwagon! Thi is not part of my plan Baws .. I did not even know until Dulilmus blasted it out on the airwaves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 Just now, Glowworm said: Thi is not part of my plan Baws .. I did not even know until Dulilmus blasted it out on the airwaves I award likes to you, when deserved. But if you get within 10 of my score.. you can fuck right off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I award likes to you, when deserved. But if you get within 10 of my score.. you can fuck right off. Its not part of my plan Eric, as you must have realised my plan is for world domination and I need a low profile for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 This now has fuck all to do with burning cathedrals, bunch of fucking cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 I feel like 1930s era Churchill. I'm trying to warn you all of an existential threat to the site's existence, yet the creature known as Pen is still being appeased with direct responses to its shit along with likes. Likes that will only serve to encourage it to become even more prolific with its outpourings of fucking garbage. The next time any of you log on and the last twenty posts are either BBC news links or Gyppo suggesting various ways she can retrieve her coat, don't say that I didn't warn you. Utter fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: This now has fuck all to do with burning cathedrals, bunch of fucking cunts! Apologies. What a cunt it was that the original St Paul's cathedral got burnt down because some bakers were overworked, making cakes for fat toothless cunts with herpes. on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm voting with my feet and heading off somewhere where there's no fucking internet for the next couple of weeks. I expect this all to be sorted when I get back. Bromley. Sorry, I thought you said "No atmosphere". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Oh dear. @Mrs Roops despite the fact that you've obviously nailed your colours to the mast of the lame horse in this race as opposed to the "furious five", I take it that you'll follow your own guidelines and remove said likes plus extend the French cunt's ban? What sort of sad wanker would bother logging in here if they couldn't post comments. Seriously? It's pathetic. I suspect that Withers has contributed the vast majority of its likes, so don't sweat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Shit, fuck, bastards. As Al the mayor in Pelham 123 said "Shit piss fuck". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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