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Burning Cathedrals


Guest Alfie Noakes

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

ALL churches in France are owned by the State, and  Notre Dame will be rebuilt by the State, within budget, and within the allotted timescale. The masses will be congregating within its walls, when you cunts are struggling to finish Cross Rail, which has already run over time, and over budget.  Fucking useless cunts.  Vivre, lol , and fuck off.

Harsh but true :(

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1 hour ago, ratcum said:

The greater self-confidence an individual possesses; the less inclined he is to put down others. 

It’s no secret amongst the membership that I’m at a low ebb. However, apart from the one chinless doorkeeping freak who appears to ‘get’ you, the majority of the board wish you weren’t here. 

Move on. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve

Alf, this topic is on fire!  The activity has required the presence of the retarded....flame retardant known as Frank.  He can extinguish anything.  

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Guest Alfie Noakes
8 minutes ago, The Guard said:

@Alfie Noakes the destruction of this cathedral is a tragedy .. enough is enough. I want you to step outside so that we can settle this.

That would not be advisable, I am stuck in this wheelchair for another fucking week.

I got a news topic on here before you, jealous or something, hardly an achievement?

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19 minutes ago, Frank said:

It’s no secret amongst the membership that I’m at a low ebb. However, apart from the one chinless doorkeeping freak who appears to ‘get you’, the majority of the board wish you weren’t here. 

Move on. 

The majority of the board feature nearer the top of it than you have since 2015.

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15 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

That would not be advisable, I am stuck in this wheelchair for another fucking week.

I got a news topic on here before you, jealous or something, hardly an achievement?

Jazz’s noxious son was in a wheelchair for over sixteen years. His only impediment these days is a slight lisp, a wet fuck for a father and a weak hand shake. 

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2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Jazz’s noxious son was in a wheelchair for over sixteen years. His only impediment these days is a slight lisp, a wet fuck for a father and a weak hand shake. 

Well, isn't this just a whole fuck load better than the tedious meanderings about cars over the weekend? 

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36 minutes ago, Frank said:

It’s no secret amongst the membership that I’m at a low ebb. However, apart from the one chinless doorkeeping freak who appears to ‘get you’, the majority of the board wish you weren’t here. 

Move on. 

Frank - who cares? Who gives a shit about such things? Clearly you do, but then again you’re not exactly the full ticket, are you?

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26 minutes ago, Frank said:

Jazz’s noxious son was in a wheelchair for over sixteen years. His only impediment these days is a slight lisp, a wet fuck for a father and a weak hand shake. 

Reported.

Abuse of family members.

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40 minutes ago, Frank said:

Jazz’s noxious son was in a wheelchair for over sixteen years. His only impediment these days is a slight lisp, a wet fuck for a father and a weak hand shake. 

Your only impediment is still retaining the ability to respire. What has eavens' lad got to do with it? Are you looking to cross a line or just wanting to go out for walkies?

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1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Your only impediment is still retaining the ability to respire. What has eavens' lad got to do with it? Are you looking to cross a line or just wanting to go out for walkies?

He's trying to cause Eavens to lose his shit, by clumsily going for the obvious trigger of family, cleverly covering himself by saying 'in a wheelchair for 16 years, and obviously that wouldn't happen until a child was around 2, making his statement about an adult, not a child. A fucking pathetic attempt at provocation, that Eavens will see coming and probably do something visual with canines.

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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He's trying to cause Eavens to lose his shit, by clumsily going for the obvious trigger of family, cleverly covering himself by saying 'in a wheelchair for 16 years, and obviously that wouldn't happen until a child was around 2, making his statement about an adult, not a child. A fucking pathetic attempt at provocation, that Eavens will see coming and probably do something visual with canines.

Withers, Eddie and now Frank.  Three greasiest, sleaziest cunts on the corner, all appear on the same day.  All trying to press the obvious buttons with the same predictable outcome as the rest of their existence....FAILURE! 

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23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Withers, Eddie and now Frank.  Three greasiest, sleaziest cunts on the corner, all appear on the same day.  All trying to press the obvious buttons with the same predictable outcome as the rest of their existence....FAILURE! 

Frank's still trying to recapture the glory of being top predator. He had it all, then the five horsemen turned up, Decs, Bill, Bubba, Quincy and Luke, the corners' 'Take That' if you like, and it was all over.

by the way lads, I was just using Take That as a metaphor, not suggesting that any of you are actually like;

the fat one

the other fat one

the weedy one that girls feel sorry for

the one who looks like he probably shagged the other ones' girlfriends

or the one nobody remembers.

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Frank's still trying to recapture the glory of being top predator. He had it all, then the five horsemen turned up, Decs, Bill, Bubba, Quincy and Luke, the corners' 'Take That' if you like, and it was all over.

Thereturn of top quality cunting with the fab five.  The best crew Frank can assemble is Pen, Withers and three Filipino lady boys to reassure them after receiving another kicking.  

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Sadly, the fire brigade has managed to save the towers and are working to save and preserve the works of art within.  I wonder how long after the fire is completely extinguished that the disgusting French cunts will begin filming Dante's Inferno themed pornography in the place.  How many more bastard frenchmen will be spawned from this?  

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9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Alfie, I burned through my likes (see what I did there).

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9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

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An interesting solution to the "out of likes" conundrum wizz, but our resident shameless tart @Eric Cuntmanis going to want to know whether this new currency counts towards his precious leaderboard.

That said, he values ratlikes more highly than the regular variety, so perhaps the preening hussy might approve. 

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8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Withers, Eddie and now Frank.  Three greasiest, sleaziest cunts on the corner, all appear on the same day.  All trying to press the obvious buttons with the same predictable outcome as the rest of their existence....FAILURE! 

You are just dry, dead and as the late @Panzerknacker 😢 said, you are boring with nothing interesting or funny to say. You still stuck on the coffee hall estate?

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Guest Alfie Noakes
17 minutes ago, The Guard said:

Not jealous, just that you are trivialising the death of France.

The only sad thing is that a firefighter is hurt. Another creaking edifice, that like the religion it is from is past its usefulness.

I am British and therefore will naturally taunt the French.

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