Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Is it an electric one? Not on the defunct and bankrupt NHS. It is only until my ankle sets then up and about on crutches. Nothing to see here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: Not on the defunct and bankrupt NHS. It is only until my ankle sets then up and about on crutches. Nothing to see here. Oh, a broken ankle. I was hoping it was AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Oh, a broken ankle. I was hoping it was AIDS. I know, I was gutted it wasn't more serious too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: The only sad thing is that a firefighter is hurt. Another creaking edifice, that like the religion it is from is past its usefulness. I am British and therefore will naturally taunt the French. You should be British and Catholic like Jacob Rees-Mogg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: You should be British and Catholic. Take it easy, he's not well, and in a wheelchair. God's retribution for living in that den of iniquity that is Shoreham-on-Sea. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 35 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Not on the defunct and bankrupt NHS. It is only until my ankle sets then up and about on crutches. Nothing to see here. Could we have more detail please .. I will give you more detail about the injections that I have in my left eye in exchange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 blah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: The only sad thing is that a firefighter is hurt. Another creaking edifice, that like the religion it is from is past its usefulness. I am British and therefore will naturally taunt the French. I had to come back to this post Alf, and analyse it. You really do hate Frank, don't you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 13 hours ago, Frank said: It’s no secret amongst the membership that I’m at a low ebb. However, apart from the one chinless doorkeeping freak who appears to ‘get’ you, the majority of the board wish you weren’t here. Move on. I have been approached by members who wish to see my beatification confirmed. For me this is a demotion of course, so yes, I am aware of which way the wind is blowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 I predicted this Notre Dame catastrophe, from the very moment that Archdeacon du Pont exchanged contracts with Kensington Council for all of its surplus cladding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I had to come back to this post Alf, and analyse it. You really do hate Frank, don't you. Show me any cunt who doesn't, save for Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Allegedly Withers was spotted nearby with a box of Swan Vestas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 38 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Show me any cunt who doesn't, save for Pen. You love Frank .. you can't shut up about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 37 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Allegedly Withers was spotted nearby with a box of Swan Vestas! Albert, PLEASE fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 When you take your yellow vest of and stop torching refuse bins, I'll consider it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I have been approached by members who wish to see my beatification confirmed. For me this is a demotion of course, so yes, I am aware of which way the wind is blowing. You pollute this site with utter fucking rubbish. You make no sense, you add nothing and are just another pointless fuckwit to push past while I look for something amusing. Get struck by lightning. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 46 minutes ago, The Guard said: You love Frank .. you can't shut up about him. Who the fuck asked for your opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Who the fuck asked for your opinion. I did .. now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Allegedly Withers was spotted nearby with a box of Swan Vestas! More likely to have been observed nearby with his cock in a swan. Anatidae bothering pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: I did .. now fuck off. You'll have to do a lot better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 On the radio this morning, some frog cunt who owns gucci and some other puff companies, is instantly giving 100 million euros to restore the fucking thing. Christ, if these cunts can cough up that kind of cash for a man made thing, why arent the ultra rich, evil bastards around the globe buying the rain forest and huge chunks of the sea before its all burnt, trashed and lost forever? The one last living thing, will be the next thing to go but at least we'll have a nice church that yellow skinned fuckers can stand in front of for a selfie. Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Was last night Burns Night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Eddie said: A hunchback walks into a pub and orders a whiskey. The bartender asks "Bells alright"? The man replies "Dont you fucking start". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 31 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: On the radio this morning, some frog cunt who owns gucci and some other puff companies, is instantly giving 100 million euros to restore the fucking thing. Christ, if these cunts can cough up that kind of cash for a man made thing, why arent the ultra rich, evil bastards around the globe buying the rain forest and huge chunks of the sea before its all burnt, trashed and lost forever? The one last living thing, will be the next thing to go but at least we'll have a nice church that yellow skinned fuckers can stand in front of for a selfie. Cunts. Imagine how many little African babies that would feed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 11 hours ago, scotty said: An interesting solution to the "out of likes" conundrum wizz, but our resident shameless tart @Eric Cuntmanis going to want to know whether this new currency counts towards his precious leaderboard. That said, he values ratlikes more highly than the regular variety, so perhaps the preening hussy might approve. They don't count towards leader board status. But since we get only 10 a day, and there are far more good posts made a day than that, AND infusion software won't allow adjustments...it is the only way to show appreciation for top shelf cunting! The iron is entertaining. those don't count towards leader board status either, but you can use as many of them as an attachment as you desire without running out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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