ratcum Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, The Guard said: Oswestry Oswestry sounds like an abnormal fallopian tube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Just now, ratcum said: Oswestry sounds like an abnormal fallopian tube Bodorgan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 35 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So where the fuck do you go for that Herr Oberst? I believe the Vienna School of Fine Arts doesn’t maintain the standards of the old days, i’m sad to say. I visited Bad Tolz when I worked in Bavaria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: I visited Bad Tolz when I worked in Bavaria. Bavaria? Not Dachau surely? I know you are a decomposing, senile old cunt, with very bad eyesight, but you can’t be that old. Nah....I ain’t buying it. Of course, you could always be David Irving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Bavaria? Not Dachau surely? I know you are a decomposing, senile old cunt, with very bad eyesight, but you can’t be that old. Nah....I ain’t buying it. Of course, you could always be David Irving. Dachau was one of the stops on the S Bahn that I passed every morning. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: He was obviously feeling mildly benevolent, but due to your exposure the fuckers removed it! We've got it on the record. That's the way of the Rat! @ratcum put the like back, you already gave it, and it's on the record now. It does no good to rescind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: We've got it on the record. That's the way of the Rat! @ratcum put the like back, you already gave it, and it's on the record now. It does no good to rescind it. It does him good, he cavorts and laughs maniacally for hours after he does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It does him good, he cavorts and laughs maniacally for hours after he does it. He laughs maniacally when some cunt slips on an icy path. He doesn't do anything about the ice, does he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: He laughs maniacally when some cunt slips on an icy path. He doesn't do anything about the ice, does he? Cactus Spack, by the way. No other cunt's answered it, so I thought I'd do the reveal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cactus Spack, by the way. No other cunt's answered it, so I thought I'd do the reveal. When did Foley begin commentator duty? I was under the impression he had finally retired from the industry at his wife's mandate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: When did Foley begin commentator duty? I was under the impression he had finally retired from the industry at his wife's mandate. I dunno Wiz. I was thinking of the names of the cunts who were wrestling back when I watched it occasionally. I googled him to find a clue and wiki said he was a WWE commentator nowadays. I know it's all showbiz, but he was a hardcore cunt. I remember watching Big Van Vader rip off his entire ear during a match, he shrugged it off and carried on, too late to stitch it back on. It's still missing 20 years later, so that wasn't staged. Rob Van Dam was a mental cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I dunno Wiz. I was thinking of the names of the cunts who were wrestling back when I watched it occasionally. I googled him to find a clue and wiki said he was a WWE commentator nowadays. I know it's all showbiz, but he was a hardcore cunt. I remember watching Big Van Vader rip off his entire ear during a match, he shrugged it off and carried on, too late to stitch it back on. It's still missing 20 years later, so that wasn't staged. Rob Van Dam was a mental cunt too. They're all mentalists. Foley took the biscuit. I've seen some of his early Japan work with Terry Funk, and he used boards with nails put through them and with small explosive charges...ring ropes made of barbed wire...of course, the single greatest moment of his career was when he was thrown from the top of the 20 foot cage with that fine chap the Undertaker. Knocked his front teeth through his upper lip into his nostril, cracked three ribs, separated his shoulder and a concussion. He got off the gurney, climbed to the top again, and the section of cage gave way under their weight, and he went through the mat! He never walked straight again. his spine and hip alignment were never sorted. Hearing interviews from others, they have said is tolerance for pain is like nothing they had ever seen before or since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 @Eric Cuntman Have a look at this rather tame gem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: @Eric Cuntman Have a look at this rather tame gem. Fuckin loonies. If these cunts weren't earning a living doing this, they'd be locked in their bedrooms listening to metal and Stanley knifing themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuckin loonies. If these cunts weren't earning a living doing this, they'd be locked in their bedrooms listening to metal and Stanley knifing themselves. Interesting you mention the stanley knife....at 6:42 of this clip, he's doing just that....rather blatantly! Being put through glass was a nice touch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Imagine how many little African babies that would feed? They only eat flies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 @Alfie Noakes it looks like Jesus got burned https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6930225/Mother-spots-Jesus-flames-Notre-Dame.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: @Alfie Noakes it looks like Jesus got burned https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6930225/Mother-spots-Jesus-flames-Notre-Dame.html Similar thing happened a while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 14 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Similar thing happened a while back. Fucking hell that's @Earl of Punkape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: Bavaria? Not Dachau surely? I know you are a decomposing, senile old cunt, with very bad eyesight, but you can’t be that old. Nah....I ain’t buying it. Of course, you could always be David Irving. Far more likely to be David Icke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 The chicken that sat on top of the spire managed to escape by flying away but some froggie cunt wrung its neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 From what I can gather, Quasimojo is being replaced in the belfry by an armless & legless campanologist. I cannot say who it is, but his face rings a bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 17 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: We've got it on the record. That's the way of the Rat! @ratcum put the like back, you already gave it, and it's on the record now. It does no good to rescind it. Remember, a 'like' from Rat is an insult in old money. A rat comment on the other hand, is worth a thousand of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 A nice little side event for Macron to draw attention away from the real problems that plague France. Wow, what timing !! The money that has never been there for the needed will come flooding in to restore this eye ache. I would say that you couldn't make this bollocks up...but some cunt has. Fuck off with this complete bullshit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 7 hours ago, The Guard said: @Alfie Noakes it looks like Jesus got burned https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6930225/Mother-spots-Jesus-flames-Notre-Dame.html I saw Jesus in a fresh turd that I laid this morning,I called my missus in to hsve a look and as she opened the shit house door,rubbed her eyes and exclaimed "Jesus fucking christ!" ,"I know" I said,"its a fucking miracle 'ain't it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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