Earl of Punkape Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 8 hours ago, Ape said: Reported for Paedo inference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Nevermind the gentrification of Norwich Train Station, what about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre. Traders still need access to Diiiixxons. I assume Norwich still has a Dixons and Our Price. No. But we do have Hawkshead, John Menzies (for those that can read) and BB Adams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 6 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: £5.80 isn't that expensive these days, you tight cuntbreed. Stick yo your Peter Dominic Larger...CUNT !! It may not be a lot in whatever gay bar you frequent in Soho, but outside of the largely homosexual capital, £5.80 for a pint of watery piss is considered robbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 52 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: No. But we do have Hawkshead, John Menzies (for those that can read) and BB Adams. I've never heard of any of these places, Drew. Have you time travelled here from Norwich circa 1974? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: It may not be a lot in whatever gay bar you frequent in Soho, but outside of the largely homosexual capital, £5.80 for a pint of watery piss is considered robbery. Piss is 95% water you idiot. You will post any old shit, to keep this nom alive. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've never heard of any of these places, Drew. Have you time travelled here from Norwich circa 1974? Any thoughts on the £1 Poundshop Easter Eggs that Bristol City are selling for £7? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Piss is 95% water you idiot. Not yours. I imagine that when you finally manage to squeeze a squirt out of your withered bell end, 95% of it is the remaining prostatic fluid from your cancer ravaged prostate, with the other 5% being the sweetcorn from your house boy's arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I have just completed reviewing your recent posts, and have come to the conclusion that you are a violent, gay bashing, xenophobic bigot, with psychopathic traits. I am warming to you. I can assure you the feeling isn't mutual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: Not yours. I imagine that when you finally manage to squeeze a squirt out of your withered bell end, 95% of it is the remaining prostatic fluid from your cancer ravaged prostate, with the other 5% being the sweetcorn from your house boy's arsehole. And blood. Don’t forget the blood. I imagine Withers often produces a Merlot-like vintage as his Zoladex runs into month three. Surprised he hasn’t tried to bottle it to flog to unsuspecting rosbifs who visit the goose farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I can assure you the feeling isn't mutual. I doub't very much that you have feelings "Doctor". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for Paedo inference. There was no such inference. That you are a semen-guzzling poof was, however, clearly inferred, and with very good reason. Fucking poof. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for Paedo inference. You fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: And blood. Don’t forget the blood. I imagine Withers often produces a Merlot-like vintage as his Zoladex runs into month three. Surprised he hasn’t tried to bottle it to flog to unsuspecting rosbifs who visit the goose farm. Imagine the disappointment you'd feel if you'd crossed the channel in search of genuine French culture and you ended up staying with the half-breed Withers. Expecting your host to resemble a Green Card era Gerard Depardieu, instead you're confronted with a Benny fucking Hill lookalike on a drip, butchering the lingo with a Godawful Franglish monologue: "Have-ey voo Van cents poor lar leccy meter?" What a stupid fucking Dick Van Dyke cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Pretty sure Withers based his whole persona on this chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 48 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Pretty sure Withers based his whole persona on this chap. And you have come to this conclusion in just 6 days of joining, or are you just another fucking one trick mediocre newbie. Fuck off Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Keep your fucking beret on Monsieur! I was just pissing by. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 All said, I can at least vouch (though Punker's may prove me wrong) that there are no rainbow-waving puffter-pubs or spunk-bars in Norwich, and as such it has successfully prevented an influx or a settlement for the bum-squad to congregate. However, this is most probably due to the one-way system whatever way one goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Did anyone ever see Norwich Victoria before she was ruined? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 7 hours ago, Decimus said: It may not be a lot in whatever gay bar you frequent in Soho, but outside of the largely homosexual capital, £5.80 for a pint of watery piss is considered robbery. Touchy..Did that Eastern European not swallow ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Touchy..Did that Eastern European not swallow ? I'd expect her to swallow, give me a massage, clean out my shed and cook me a steak fucking dinner for £5.80. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: All said, I can at least vouch (though Punker's may prove me wrong) that there are no rainbow-waving puffter-pubs or spunk-bars in Norwich, and as such it has successfully prevented an influx or a settlement for the bum-squad to congregate. However, this is most probably due to the one-way system whatever way one goes. Unfortunately, I could probably give you a comprehensive list of the hostelries in Norwich that cater for cock smoking. I won't though, as I don't want to cast any doubt upon my heterosexuality. Cue Withers with a "hilarious" gay jibe. Withers, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Unfortunately, I could probably give you a comprehensive list of the hostelries in Norwich that cater for cock smoking. I won't though, as I don't want to cast any doubt upon my heterosexuality. Cue Withers with a "hilarious" gay jibe. Withers, fuck off. Why would I do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: Unfortunately, I could probably give you a comprehensive list of the hostelries in Norwich that cater for cock smoking. I won't though, as I don't want to cast any doubt upon my heterosexuality. Cue Withers with a "hilarious" gay jibe. Withers, fuck off. Don't tell me you're the Chutney monkey equivalent of The Fry Up Inspector. I fucking knew it, and you're the sort of weasley cunt that would say they're visiting for research purposes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Don't tell me you're the Chutney monkey equivalent of The Fry Up Inspector. I fucking knew it, and you're the sort of weasley cunt that would say they're visiting for research purposes. A man's entitled to a few reach arounds if he's willing to turn a blind eye to five or six blatant health and safety violations. The LGPS isn't what it was, the job's got to have some perks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: Unfortunately, I could probably give you a comprehensive list of the hostelries in Norwich that cater for cock smoking. I won't though, as I don't want to cast any doubt upon my heterosexuality. Cue Withers with a "hilarious" gay jibe. Withers, fuck off. ? don't tell me that there is one! We may have a job on our hands, Dec's, and a rather difficult & messy one too seeing as we can't rely upon Neil to assist. Not now he drinks at The Cock Sniffer's Arms at Hemsby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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