Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I think this LBGT shit is great. Sooner or later all the blokes will have turned into women or bummers, and I'll get to fuck all the wimmin. But not the ones that used to be men, or the butch lezzers, obviously. Or Gyps. Don't forget Pen! If you want a preview, just take some wire wool pads and rub your cock furiously. His dried up arse will have about the same effect, except you'll be treated to that ghastly fucking stench as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't forget Pen! If you want a preview, just take some wire wool pads and rub your cock furiously. His dried up arse will have about the same effect, except you'll be treated to that ghastly fucking stench as well. You've done both, then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Just now, Cap'n Cunt said: You've done both, then? I firmly believe that if faced with the choice I would go for the wire wool only after begging to be shot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the trouble. The women have changed now as well. If you are a real bloke, they view you as some kind of dangerous Neanderthal and are 'fwightened'. Men must either be faggots, or submissive little wimps who are physically inferior to their girlfriends or wives and do as they're told. Look at men in adverts. Holding a baby and hoovering, while their women snap their fingers and make all the decisions. I don't watch adverts, Eric. Too many darkies in them these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the trouble. The women have changed now as well. If you are a real bloke, they view you as some kind of dangerous Neanderthal and are 'fwightened'. Men must either be faggots, or submissive little wimps who are physically inferior to their girlfriends or wives and do as they're told. Look at men in adverts. Holding a baby and hoovering, while their women snap their fingers and make all the decisions. I hear you loud and clear on that Eric. Sadly times have changed however and it seems most blokes were not informed. A prime example happened today popped into the city centre with a mate. ( yes I do have some, and I'm not schizophrenic) Being the hottest day of the year we were enjoying the lord's handy work, in scantily clad woman. Observing the standard operating procedure of not making to obvious. In years gone by the worst you would have got in return was a disgruntled look. Now however in this day and age, those looks are akin to some form of visual hairy ape! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I don't watch adverts, Eric. Too many darkies in them these days. I do look forward to your infrequent visits Cap. Gives the place a touch of class. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: I hear you loud and clear on that Eric. Sadly times have changed however and it seems most blokes were not informed. A prime example happened today popped into the city centre with a mate. ( yes I do have some, and I'm not schizophrenic) Being the hottest day of the year we were enjoying the lord's handy work, in scantily clad woman. Observing the standard operating procedure of not making to obvious. In years gone by the worst you would have got in return was a disgruntled look. Now however in this day and age, those looks are akin to some form of visual hairy ape! Reported for raping defenceless wimmin with your eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I do look forward to your infrequent visits Cap. Gives the place a touch of class. With regards to your Diane Abbott and David Lammy tag boxing match, against the Klitschko's it's a great idea. However when time travel is sorted, I suggest sending them back to Welling and Eltham circa 1997. Carrying advertising boards with anti white slogans, like that scene in Die Hard 3 in reverse. Having to get from one to the other! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the trouble. The women have changed now as well. If you are a real bloke, they view you as some kind of dangerous Neanderthal and are 'fwightened'. Men must either be faggots, or submissive little wimps who are physically inferior to their girlfriends or wives and do as they're told. Look at men in adverts. Holding a baby and hoovering, while their women snap their fingers and make all the decisions. I would like to meet the cunt in a dark isolated back alley with some abandoned skip bins and an axe handle, who suddenly decided it was a punishable crime to give fit birds an adoring whistle or in one's own charming way, a verbal compliment....I'd like to draw and quarter the cunt who began teaching them cage fighting skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I would like to meet the cunt in a dark isolated back alley with some abandoned skip bins and an axe handle, who suddenly decided it was a punishable crime to give fit birds an adoring whistle or in one's own charming way, a verbal compliment....I'd like to draw and quarter the cunt who began teaching them cage fighting skills. Amen Wizzy Amen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: Amen Wizzy Amen! It's those types of women who will keep the illegal anabolic steroid market alive, and cases of Mr. Hand turning into Mr. Fist in the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 16 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: With regards to your Diane Abbott and David Lammy tag boxing match, against the Klitschko's it's a great idea. However when time travel is sorted, I suggest sending them back to Welling and Eltham circa 1997. Carrying advertising boards with anti white slogans, like that scene in Die Hard 3 in reverse. Having to get from one to the other! I probably know you. If you ever attended the BM meetings above Welling library, there's a fucking good chance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 You never know mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: You never know mate! The woodman, Blackfen. you know where I mean you tricky cunt. Eddie's from round there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 50 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I hear you loud and clear on that Eric. Sadly times have changed however and it seems most blokes were not informed. A prime example happened today popped into the city centre with a mate. ( yes I do have some, and I'm not schizophrenic) Being the hottest day of the year we were enjoying the lord's handy work, in scantily clad woman. Observing the standard operating procedure of not making to obvious. In years gone by the worst you would have got in return was a disgruntled look. Now however in this day and age, those looks are akin to some form of visual hairy ape! You're obviously an ugly hairy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're obviously an ugly hairy cunt. Touche Gyper's hopefully the Easter Bunny brings you a rampant rabbit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The woodman, Blackfen. you know where I mean you tricky cunt. Eddie's from round there too. Eric I only know of the BM, I'm a little to young to be claiming membership. When I left school Alan Curbishley was still managing Charlton. This Eddie you speak of he's not Eddie Whicker is he 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 18 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I don't wish to embarrass you Gyps, but when I am having trouble climaxing, I conjure up this image of you in theatre scrubs, spattered in blood and piss. Am I perverse? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Eric I only know of the BM, I'm a little to young to be claiming membership. When I left school Alan Curbishley was still managing Charlton. This Eddie you speak of he's not Eddie Whicker is he 😁 No, Eddie's not an Irish terrorist. He's a black bastard. you're probably not that much younger than me. I left school in 1988, Lennie Lawrence was managing Charlton, and we were based at the abhorrent Selhurst Park. Curbishley took over 3 years later. I didn't keep in touch much after I moved away, but I imagine that all the BM/NF thing fizzled out in the 90s. There was a martial arts weapons shop in Welling High Street that was owned by one of the neo-Nazi crowd. Larks and giggles 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, Eddie's not an Irish terrorist. He's a black bastard. you're probably not that much younger than me. I left school in 1988, Lennie Lawrence was managing Charlton, and we were based at the abhorrent Selhurst Park. Curbishley took over 3 years later. I didn't keep in touch much after I moved away, but I imagine that all the BM/NF thing fizzled out in the 90s. There was a martial arts weapons shop in Welling High Street that was owned by one of the neo-Nazi crowd. Larks and giggles 😜 Haha brilliant I remember that shop. I purchased a pair of nunchucks from there many moon's ago. I still have family in the area but rarely go back, it's fucking abysmal round that manor now. Half of the African continent have decided to settle there! What happened to the nineties mate😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I firmly believe that if faced with the choice I would go for the wire wool only after begging to be shot! Admit it Wizzo your as straight as Withers shrivelled cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: Admit it Wizzo your as straight as Withers shrivelled cock. Guard old lad, I can only put it like this. My adoration of the FIT female form could make the most hardcore lezzer seem like an awkward ugly duckling teen at a porn movie set. I love beautiful , fit women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Touche Gyper's hopefully the Easter Bunny brings you a rampant rabbit! I live next door to a rampant Rabbi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I live next door to a rampant Rabbi! Are you certain he's not a flaming Catholic Priest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Are you certain he's not a flaming Catholic Priest? Only if I set light to the cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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