Decimus Posted April 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 23 hours ago, Neil said: Decs,Are you a little tetchy because your lot are fucking bottling it in true scouse fashion?.Ive not seen anyone struggle to get over line so much since Dorando Pietri(fucking look it up).Useless cunts I'm not best pleased with them. Although how angry I'm feeling now will be nothing compared to the rage I'll experience next season when the gaggle of incompetent spastics face the likes of City and Liverpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that the drumming fucker off the chocolate ad? Despite their size and strength, Gorillas have very small genitalia. You probably wouldn't feel him coming in the air tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Despite their size and strength, Gorillas have very small genitalia. You probably wouldn't feel him coming in the air tonight. Does that go for Phil "cheeky chappy" Collins as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does that go for Phil "cheeky chappy" Collins as well? No. Phil Collins has a gargantuan intromittent appendage. during the filming of the skinny-dipping scene from buster, he became excited by Julie Walters' ankles and was logged by Russian satellite observers as a trident submarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. Phil Collins has a gargantuan intromittent appendage. during the filming of the skinny-dipping scene from buster, he became excited by Julie Walters' ankles and was logged by Russian satellite observers as a trident submarine. What, full of seamen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What, full of seamen? Potty mouth slaaaaag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Potty mouth slaaaaag. Julie Walter's ain't that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Julie Walter's ain't that bad. She peaked with Mrs Overall, and the old slag character in dinnerladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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