Penny Farthing Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Why the fuck do you call it an "all day fucking breakfast" if you won't serve it all fucking day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 I asked this question of a spotty youth once. ”oh, what we meant was it would fill you up all day, not that we serve it all day”. A cunting delivered, I turned on my heel and never went back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 10 hours ago, The Guard said: Why the fuck do you call it an "all day fucking breakfast" if you won't serve it all fucking day? Only peasants eat dogshit breakfasts in dirty “caffs”. Fuck off peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Only peasants eat dogshit breakfasts in dirty “caffs”. Fuck off peasant. Did you have your usual chips and beans for lunch? lol Fuck Off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, The Guard said: Did you have your usual chips and beans for lunch? lol Fuck Off No that’s Ape. I had Smoked Salmon for lunch. Hopefully you will contract tertiary salmonella in some greasy caff shortly and your mindless,boring drivel on here will cease. lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 What an absolute pile of fucking shit of a nomination. Take a day off posting and spend it killing yourself. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ape said: What an absolute pile of fucking shit of a nomination. Take a day off posting and spend it killing yourself. Ape what on earth is going on!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape said: What an absolute pile of fucking shit of a nomination. Take a day off posting and spend it killing yourself. It really is appalling shite and what the fuck is this wanker’s avatar all about? The Guard ? Heaven help us.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Ape what on earth is going on!? I’d have thought it was pretty obvious, you fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It really is appalling shite and what the fuck is this wanker’s avatar all about? The Guard ? Heaven help us.. It’s Max Bygraves, Punk.. ‘You Need Hands’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s Max Bygraves, Punk.. ‘You Need Hands’. More utter fucking shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 27 minutes ago, Ape said: What an absolute pile of fucking shit of a nomination. Take a day off posting and spend it killing yourself. In the pantheon of threads, this is one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 45 minutes ago, Frank said: Ape what on earth is going on!? Atheistic Humanism argues against the existence of absolute truth Frank. Even its most ardent adherents however, would agree you're an absolute nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 It was about three in the morning and I was in a 24 hour bar in Turkey, when the barman put the chairs on tables, turned the lights off, locked the door and fucked off. It was pitch fucking black. Then from about a foot away I heard my mate ask, " Olly.....are you still there?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: It was about three in the morning and I was in a 24 hour bar in Turkey, when the barman put the chairs on tables, turned the lights off, locked the door and fucked off. It was pitch fucking black. Then from about a foot away I heard my mate ask, " Olly.....are you still there?" Have you smoked a couple of grams of opium infused squidgy, and typed this during the 'nearly asleep but can still hear things' phase? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 19 hours ago, The Guard said: Why the fuck do you call it an "all day fucking breakfast" if you won't serve it all fucking day? Breakfast is called that because you are Breaking the overnight Fast that occurs when you are asleep for 7- 9 hours. If you find that pre 11:30am is too early for your breakfast then you need to get up out of bed at normal people's time and stop being a lazy (stupid and fucking boring) cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 43 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Breakfast is called that because you are Breaking the overnight Fast that occurs when you are asleep for 7- 9 hours. If you find that pre 11:30am is too early for your breakfast then you need to get up out of bed at normal people's time and stop being a lazy (stupid and fucking boring) cunt. You got a like for this, but don’t think, for one single second, that my opinion of you has changed: I still think you’re a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 21 hours ago, The Guard said: Why the fuck do you call it an "all day fucking breakfast" if you won't serve it all fucking day? You should familiarise yourself with the Protection Against Unfair Trading Regulations 2008. What you describe is known as “bait and switch”..... they draw you in with an offer, give some bullshit excuse why it is unavailable and then try and sell you something more expensive ( in your case burger, baked beans and chips) You should threaten to contact the local Trading Standards Office. They will shit themselves because they are either illegal immigrants, employ illegal immigrants or have no chance of meeting food hygiene standards. The last thing they want is some official cunt snooping around. You will get a free meal and a lot of servile arselicking to go with it. Hope this helps. If not, jump under the next train you fucking old bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, judgetwi said: You should threaten to contact the local Trading Standards Office. They will shit themselves because they are either illegal immigrants, employ illegal immigrants or have no chance of meeting food hygiene standards. The last thing they want is some official cunt snooping around. You will get a free meal and a lot of servile arselicking to go with it. Hope this helps. If not, jump under the next train you fucking old bore. I don't eat burgers Judge. They would try to poison me and there is no next train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Breakfast is called that because you are Breaking the overnight Fast that occurs when you are asleep for 7- 9 hours. If you find that pre 11:30am is too early for your breakfast then you need to get up out of bed at normal people's time and stop being a lazy (stupid and fucking boring) cunt. Thank you for the information about why breakfast is so called. I usually sleep for around 5 hours and use a feeding tube .. thank you anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 10 hours ago, Frank said: It’s Max Bygraves, Punk.. ‘You Need Hands’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 3 hours ago, The Guard said: Thank you for the information about why breakfast is so called. I usually sleep for around 5 hours and use a feeding tube .. thank you anyway. Are you producing your own home made ‘Fois Gras’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 34 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you producing your own home made ‘Fois Gras’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 18 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: No that’s Ape. I had Smoked Salmon for lunch. Hopefully you will contract tertiary salmonella in some greasy caff shortly and your mindless,boring drivel on here will cease. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 10 hours ago, Ape said: You got a like for this, but don’t think, for one single second, that my opinion of you has changed: I still think you’re a fucking idiot. Ohhhh, thanks Ape. That means a lot coming from you. Is it Humble Pie with your beans tonight?. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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