camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Michael Crawford wearing a beret, tank top, flared trousers and carrying a Poundland bag for life. Hmmm Betty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hmmm Betty! NO NO NO fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hash words drew for poor old uncle ape. Not only has he got to withstand sustained and focused cunting from commited homosexual punkape (beans, tescos, choppers- hilarious) but now he's got a bungalow dwelling drunkard putting the boot in. And it's not even drewsday Drew’s remaining brain cells are incapable of independent thought, so he just plagiarises Pukeape/Withers material. He’s a disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 11 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I bet he's in his carpet slippers and cardigan eating a pack right now. Sonny was a weak reply and probably a favourite word of Savile type nonces though. Please do not make accusations or otherwise infer, imply or indirectly suggest paedophilia against any punter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Please do not make accusations or otherwise infer, imply or indirectly suggest paedophilia against any punter. It was mild inference however I take your point, does this also cover PunkApe though? Where such a statement no doubt has some factual basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: It was mild inference however I take your point, does this also cover PunkApe though? Where such a statement no doubt has some factual basis Oh dear. The words ‘hole’ ‘stop’ and ‘digging’ are springing to mind. Baroness Roops is not known for her love of being prodded with a sarcasm stick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 I visited a classic greasy spoon the other week with a mate of mine, it was nothing to write home about but I was satisfied with my afternoon breakfast. I happened to glance out the window mid way through and then spotted the name of this establishment ,"Top Nosh" it was called. Now if I was back home it would be a candid name for a brass house, but this saying has different connotations in the south west, sadly I only got a coffee as an extra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: I visited a classic greasy spoon the other week with a mate of mine, it was nothing to write home about but I was satisfied with my afternoon breakfast. I happened to glance out the window mid way through and then spotted the name of this establishment ,"Top Nosh" it was called. Now if I was back home it would be a candid name for a brass house, but this saying has different connotations in the south west, sadly I own got a coffee as an extra. Milky white? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Milky white? Funnily enough Bill it was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I visited a classic greasy spoon the other week with a mate of mine, it was nothing to write home about but I was satisfied with my afternoon breakfast. I happened to glance out the window mid way through and then spotted the name of this establishment ,"Top Nosh" it was called. Now if I was back home it would be a candid name for a brass house, but this saying has different connotations in the south west, sadly I only got a coffee as an extra. Strangely enough, I was in a little Italian restaurant last week. The proprietor who was also the cook and the waiter had a very noticeable limp. When I asked him what was wrong he just laughed and said that he had a rubber toe. When I looked at the menu I noticed the name of the establishment. Roberto’s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 I like sausages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I like sausages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: It was mild inference however I take your point, does this also cover PunkApe though? Where such a statement no doubt has some factual basis Enjoy your short sojourn in the cooler. Given the miscreants in there, you might need some ice for your bumhole when you get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Enjoy your short sojourn in the cooler. Given the miscreants in there, you might need some ice for your bumhole when you get out. And some ice cream for it while you’re in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: It was mild inference however I take your point, does this also cover PunkApe though? Where such a statement no doubt has some factual basis Some? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 15 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Please do not make accusations or otherwise infer, imply or indirectly suggest paedophilia against any punter. Without in any way inferring, implying or indirectly suggesting anything, can I point out that you seem to have spelled punker slightly wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: I visited a classic greasy spoon the other week with a mate of mine, it was nothing to write home about but I was satisfied with my afternoon breakfast. I happened to glance out the window mid way through and then spotted the name of this establishment ,"Top Nosh" it was called. Now if I was back home it would be a candid name for a brass house, but this saying has different connotations in the south west, sadly I only got a coffee as an extra. 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Strangely enough, I was in a little Italian restaurant last week. The proprietor who was also the cook and the waiter had a very noticeable limp. When I asked him what was wrong he just laughed and said that he had a rubber toe. When I looked at the menu I noticed the name of the establishment. Roberto’s. 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I like sausages Fuck me! Even the Denmark Hill Pikey would be embarrassed by this pile of old dogshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 12 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me! Even the Denmark Hill Pikey would be embarrassed by this pile of old dogshit. “Au Contraire” Your Honour. This is new dogshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 On 26/04/2019 at 23:50, DrCunt said: Enjoy your short sojourn in the cooler. Given the miscreants in there, you might need some ice for your bumhole when you get out. Sounds like solid advice to me Doc. I've heard certain lifers can lock pick a male chastity belt in under 3 seconds. Also, while I'm here is there any chance of a Diazepam prescription? Ta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 On 27/04/2019 at 00:10, judgetwi said: Fuck me! Even the Denmark Hill Pikey would be embarrassed by this pile of old dogshit. You been on the Special Brew again, Judith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 12 hours ago, Major Cunt said: It was mild inference however I take your point, does this also cover PunkApe though? Where such a statement no doubt has some factual basis 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Some? 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Without in any way inferring, implying or indirectly suggesting anything, can I point out that you seem to have spelled punker slightly wrong. Indeed, I've booked a single bedded cell for you both to share. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 14 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed, I've booked a single bedded cell for you both to share. Enjoy. Oh right, but you let that fucking idiot BTY continue to be shit. 2 less heifers to milk in the like shed tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 On 26/04/2019 at 23:04, cuntspotter said: I like sausages You're weird. When you die, your afterlife will be having to discuss surrealism with Spike Milligan for eternity. Fuckin' loony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 On 26/04/2019 at 18:04, cuntspotter said: I like sausages So does Punky...warmed preferred! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're weird. When you die, your afterlife will be having to discuss surrealism with Spike Milligan for eternity. Fuckin' loony. What the fuck have you lot done to my site when I've been away, eh? This place is deader than Thatcher's rotting cunt. @Erroreptile404 get the fuck on here so I can give you a kicking and get these lazy twats cunting again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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