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Greasy Spoons and other posh caffs that won't serve an "all day breakfast" after 1130AM

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9 hours ago, The Guard said:

Thank you for the information about why breakfast is so called. I usually sleep for around 5 hours and use a feeding tube .. thank you anyway.

Can you fit sausages and bacon in your feeding tube?

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5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Ohhhh, thanks Ape. That means a lot coming from you. Is it Humble Pie with your beans tonight?. Lol.

Why would I be having humble pie, you fucking idiot?

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I recently visited a cafe to nearby where I was working , and proceeded to order the " all day breakfast stick " , the person serving glanced up at the clock and said " erm I can't do that now, it's ten past eleven." 

I said okay then, may I please have a baguette with bacon, egg, sausage and mushrooms then please?

she said , oh sure okay.

it was exactly the same price and same content.

 

this is a true story from only a few weeks ago.

 

cafe name and location withheld.

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2 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said:

I recently visited a cafe to nearby where I was working , and proceeded to order the " all day breakfast stick " , the person serving glanced up at the clock and said " erm I can't do that now, it's ten past eleven." 

I said okay then, may I please have a baguette with bacon, egg, sausage and mushrooms then please?

she said , oh sure okay.

it was exactly the same price and same content.

 

this is a true story from only a few weeks ago.

 

cafe name and location withheld.

Do you have anymore great stories? That one had me on the edge of my seat. Absolutely fucking riveting. 

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44 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Alright, calm down Bloo Funder, just beans then. You fucking Joey.

Have a like. Purely for reminding me of the hours of fun we all had, doing Joey Deacon impersonations at the spaz kids in school.

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13 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Do you have anymore great stories? That one had me on the edge of my seat. Absolutely fucking riveting. 

yes Billy I do.

 

last night I watched a documentary on shipbuilding.

this was also riveting.

 

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20 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said:

I recently visited a cafe to nearby where I was working , and proceeded to order the " all day breakfast stick " , the person serving glanced up at the clock and said " erm I can't do that now, it's ten past eleven." 

I said okay then, may I please have a baguette with bacon, egg, sausage and mushrooms then please?

she said , oh sure okay.

it was exactly the same price and same content.

 

this is a true story from only a few weeks ago.

 

cafe name and location withheld.

Another complete plebian cretin  has materialised....

 

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6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Another complete plebian cretin  has materialised....

 

big words for a little man.

 

does mummy know you're on the iPad sonny?

 

lol

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4 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said:

big words for a little man.

 

does mummy know you're on the iPad sonny?

 

lol

or do you just sit there , waiting for newcomers to arrive and hurl nondescript abuse at them whilst masturbating, or do you actually post constructive content ever?

you melt.

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19 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said:

yes Billy I do.

 

last night I watched a documentary on shipbuilding.

this was also riveting.

 

Oh dear. I already sense that you may soon be thinking “Why Me”

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37 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said:

yes Billy I do.

 

last night I watched a documentary on shipbuilding.

this was also riveting.

 

Very good. Out of likes.

 

28 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said:

big words for a little man.

 

does mummy know you're on the iPad sonny?

 

lol

Changed my mind. Awful.

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14 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Oh dear. I already sense that you may soon be thinking “Why Me”

Be fair. That wasn't too bad a retort. But calling someone 'sonny' in a non-ironic manner is fucking creepy. And gay, in a werthers original kind of way.

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7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Be fair. That wasn't too bad a retort. But calling someone 'sonny' in a non-ironic manner is fucking creepy. And gay, in a werthers original kind of way.

I hear you ‘Sweetie’

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39 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said:

or do you just sit there , waiting for newcomers to arrive and hurl nondescript abuse at them whilst masturbating, or do you actually post constructive content ever?

you melt.

Kill yourself.

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1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Alright, calm down Bloo Funder, just beans then. You fucking Joey.

You fucking wanker.

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20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Be fair. That wasn't too bad a retort. But calling someone 'sonny' in a non-ironic manner is fucking creepy. And gay, in a werthers original kind of way.

I bet he's in his carpet slippers and cardigan eating a pack right now. Sonny was a weak reply and probably a favourite word of Savile type nonces though.

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On 24/04/2019 at 09:47, The Guard said:

Why the fuck do you call it an "all day fucking breakfast" if you won't serve it all fucking day?

What do you care, you must of only ever seen this absolutely life changing phenomenon on TV as you never leave this site long enough to venture outside to find this out for yourself.

Fucking idiot.

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4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Ohhhh, thanks Ape. That means a lot coming from you. Is it Humble Pie with your beans tonight?. Lol.

Hash words drew for poor old uncle ape. Not only has he got to withstand sustained and focused cunting from commited homosexual punkape (beans, tescos, choppers- hilarious) but now he's got a bungalow dwelling drunkard putting the boot in. And it's not even drewsday

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2 hours ago, kuntrybumkin said:

or do you just sit there , waiting for newcomers to arrive and hurl nondescript abuse at them whilst masturbating, or do you actually post constructive content ever?

you melt.

On the strength of hurling mediocre abuse at Spunkers the resident corner fantasist I'm awarding your first like. Word to the wise though step your game up in the pursuit of more!

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3 hours ago, kuntrybumkin said:

I recently visited a cafe to nearby where I was working , and proceeded to order the " all day breakfast stick " , the person serving glanced up at the clock and said " erm I can't do that now, it's ten past eleven." 

I said okay then, may I please have a baguette with bacon, egg, sausage and mushrooms then please?

she said , oh sure okay.

it was exactly the same price and same content.

 

this is a true story from only a few weeks ago.

 

cafe name and location withheld.

Are you Michael Douglas wearing a white shirt, black tie and horned rim glasses and carrying an uzi?

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46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Are you Michael Douglas wearing a white shirt, black tie and horned rim glasses and carrying an uzi?

Michael Crawford wearing a beret, tank top, flared trousers and carrying a Poundland bag for life.

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Just now, King Billy said:

Michael Crawford wearing a beret, tank top, flared trousers and carrying a Poundland bag for life.

Frank Spencer was dead before Poundland became an established high street retail outlet. He would have had a Bejams carrier bag.

You're not him. You're lying.

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Frank Spencer was dead before Poundland became an established high street retail outlet. He would have had a Bejams carrier bag.

You're not him. You're lying.

Betty !!

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