Cunty BigBollox Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 9 hours ago, The Guard said: Thank you for the information about why breakfast is so called. I usually sleep for around 5 hours and use a feeding tube .. thank you anyway. Can you fit sausages and bacon in your feeding tube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Ohhhh, thanks Ape. That means a lot coming from you. Is it Humble Pie with your beans tonight?. Lol. Why would I be having humble pie, you fucking idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: Why would I be having humble pie, you fucking idiot? Alright, calm down Bloo Funder, just beans then. You fucking Joey. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kuntrybumkin Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 I recently visited a cafe to nearby where I was working , and proceeded to order the " all day breakfast stick " , the person serving glanced up at the clock and said " erm I can't do that now, it's ten past eleven." I said okay then, may I please have a baguette with bacon, egg, sausage and mushrooms then please? she said , oh sure okay. it was exactly the same price and same content. this is a true story from only a few weeks ago. cafe name and location withheld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said: I recently visited a cafe to nearby where I was working , and proceeded to order the " all day breakfast stick " , the person serving glanced up at the clock and said " erm I can't do that now, it's ten past eleven." I said okay then, may I please have a baguette with bacon, egg, sausage and mushrooms then please? she said , oh sure okay. it was exactly the same price and same content. this is a true story from only a few weeks ago. cafe name and location withheld. Do you have anymore great stories? That one had me on the edge of my seat. Absolutely fucking riveting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 44 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Alright, calm down Bloo Funder, just beans then. You fucking Joey. Have a like. Purely for reminding me of the hours of fun we all had, doing Joey Deacon impersonations at the spaz kids in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 12 hours ago, The Guard said: What’s your point cretin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kuntrybumkin Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you have anymore great stories? That one had me on the edge of my seat. Absolutely fucking riveting. yes Billy I do. last night I watched a documentary on shipbuilding. this was also riveting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 20 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said: I recently visited a cafe to nearby where I was working , and proceeded to order the " all day breakfast stick " , the person serving glanced up at the clock and said " erm I can't do that now, it's ten past eleven." I said okay then, may I please have a baguette with bacon, egg, sausage and mushrooms then please? she said , oh sure okay. it was exactly the same price and same content. this is a true story from only a few weeks ago. cafe name and location withheld. Another complete plebian cretin has materialised.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kuntrybumkin Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another complete plebian cretin has materialised.... big words for a little man. does mummy know you're on the iPad sonny? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kuntrybumkin Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said: big words for a little man. does mummy know you're on the iPad sonny? lol or do you just sit there , waiting for newcomers to arrive and hurl nondescript abuse at them whilst masturbating, or do you actually post constructive content ever? you melt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 19 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said: yes Billy I do. last night I watched a documentary on shipbuilding. this was also riveting. Oh dear. I already sense that you may soon be thinking “Why Me” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 37 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said: yes Billy I do. last night I watched a documentary on shipbuilding. this was also riveting. Very good. Out of likes. 28 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said: big words for a little man. does mummy know you're on the iPad sonny? lol Changed my mind. Awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Oh dear. I already sense that you may soon be thinking “Why Me” Be fair. That wasn't too bad a retort. But calling someone 'sonny' in a non-ironic manner is fucking creepy. And gay, in a werthers original kind of way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Be fair. That wasn't too bad a retort. But calling someone 'sonny' in a non-ironic manner is fucking creepy. And gay, in a werthers original kind of way. I hear you ‘Sweetie’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 39 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said: or do you just sit there , waiting for newcomers to arrive and hurl nondescript abuse at them whilst masturbating, or do you actually post constructive content ever? you melt. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Alright, calm down Bloo Funder, just beans then. You fucking Joey. You fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Be fair. That wasn't too bad a retort. But calling someone 'sonny' in a non-ironic manner is fucking creepy. And gay, in a werthers original kind of way. I bet he's in his carpet slippers and cardigan eating a pack right now. Sonny was a weak reply and probably a favourite word of Savile type nonces though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 On 24/04/2019 at 09:47, The Guard said: Why the fuck do you call it an "all day fucking breakfast" if you won't serve it all fucking day? What do you care, you must of only ever seen this absolutely life changing phenomenon on TV as you never leave this site long enough to venture outside to find this out for yourself. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Ohhhh, thanks Ape. That means a lot coming from you. Is it Humble Pie with your beans tonight?. Lol. Hash words drew for poor old uncle ape. Not only has he got to withstand sustained and focused cunting from commited homosexual punkape (beans, tescos, choppers- hilarious) but now he's got a bungalow dwelling drunkard putting the boot in. And it's not even drewsday 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 hours ago, kuntrybumkin said: or do you just sit there , waiting for newcomers to arrive and hurl nondescript abuse at them whilst masturbating, or do you actually post constructive content ever? you melt. On the strength of hurling mediocre abuse at Spunkers the resident corner fantasist I'm awarding your first like. Word to the wise though step your game up in the pursuit of more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 3 hours ago, kuntrybumkin said: I recently visited a cafe to nearby where I was working , and proceeded to order the " all day breakfast stick " , the person serving glanced up at the clock and said " erm I can't do that now, it's ten past eleven." I said okay then, may I please have a baguette with bacon, egg, sausage and mushrooms then please? she said , oh sure okay. it was exactly the same price and same content. this is a true story from only a few weeks ago. cafe name and location withheld. Are you Michael Douglas wearing a white shirt, black tie and horned rim glasses and carrying an uzi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Michael Douglas wearing a white shirt, black tie and horned rim glasses and carrying an uzi? Michael Crawford wearing a beret, tank top, flared trousers and carrying a Poundland bag for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Michael Crawford wearing a beret, tank top, flared trousers and carrying a Poundland bag for life. Frank Spencer was dead before Poundland became an established high street retail outlet. He would have had a Bejams carrier bag. You're not him. You're lying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Frank Spencer was dead before Poundland became an established high street retail outlet. He would have had a Bejams carrier bag. You're not him. You're lying. Betty !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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