Penny Farthing Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, scotty said: Not 100% true, stubbs. Most of them were already on it. Neil wasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you a lady? Nope, are you a man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Eric, thank Billy for sorting your post! Ask him nicely he might come and finish your original rushed gobbledegook lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 I suppose that for a suicide bomber the fact that you have been blown into several hundred pieces might make it easier for you to shag 72 virgins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 48 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: Nope, are you a man? Would you like to suck my dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 What do you reckon the chances are that those extra 100 that died were also resident in Grenfell Tower when it caught fire. Kerrching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What do you reckon the chances are that those extra 100 that died were also resident in Grenfell Tower when it caught fire. Kerrching! Or spend their time flying toy helicopters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Would you like to suck my dick? Is that a no then? Otherwise it seems like your over-compensating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: Is that a no then? Otherwise it seems like your over-compensating. I'll just pencil you in as a maybe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'll just pencil you in as a maybe. If that is what helps you through the days and nights..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: If that is what helps you through the days and nights..... Ta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 The main problem with this terrorist atrocity from my point, has been the reporting of it in on the British Buggery Corporation, and other assorted meejah services. Its been billed as an Easter worshipper massacre on you guessed it Easter worshippers. Why the fuck not say that Christians were killed during a church service, oh that's right we can't mention that, incase we offend some cunt. Now I don't own a pair of Jesus creeper's or sing in a choir, (Cliff Richard is a cunt too, can't say what I'd like to due to a reprimand from Roopa earlier) However last time I checked this was meant to be a Christian country so why not mention this more often. I believe in the 70's despite looking like extras from the bay city rollers, the Paddy terrorists were far more successful than these ISIS cunts, a poor consolation but true. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'll just pencil you in as a maybe. I didn't see a no, I think you might get a nosh out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: The main problem with this terrorist atrocity from my point, has been the reporting of it in on the British Buggery Corporation, and other assorted meejah services. Its been billed as an Easter worshipper massacre on you guessed it Easter worshippers. Why the fuck not say that Christians were killed during a church service, oh that's right we can't mention that, incase we offend some cunt. Now I don't own a pair of Jesus creeper's or sing in a choir, (Cliff Richard is a cunt too, can't say what I'd like to due to a reprimand from Roopa earlier) However last time I checked this was meant to be a Christian country so why not mention this more often. I believe in the 70's despite looking like extras from the bay city rollers, the Paddy terrorists were far more successful than these ISIS cunts, a poor consolation but true. I agree. The 70s were fucking brilliant. If I could have a bronze/brown velour settee without looking a cunt, I would have one. But I can't, so I won't. Why don't they ever repeat 'Budgie'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I agree. The 70s were fucking brilliant. If I could have a bronze/brown velour settee without looking a cunt, I would have one. But I can't, so I won't. Why don't they ever repeat 'Budgie'. The Adam Faith one or The Little Helicopter one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I agree. The 70s were fucking brilliant. If I could have a bronze/brown velour settee without looking a cunt, I would have one. But I can't, so I won't. Why don't they ever repeat 'Budgie'. Minty used to do this strange burping noise Authoritah, like his food was repeating on him. I don't know if that helps at all? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: Minty used to do this strange burping noise Authoritah, like his food was repeating on him. I don't know if that helps at all? It's actually a great comfort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I agree. The 70s were fucking brilliant. If I could have a bronze/brown velour settee without looking a cunt, I would have one. But I can't, so I won't. Why don't they ever repeat 'Budgie'. You would have to get an obligatory polyester whistle and kipper tie to match though, then you would look a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: The Adam Faith one or The Little Helicopter one? The Adam Faith one with Iain Cuthbertson. Obviously. The only thing I would have to do with Sarah Ferguson, is if she had asked me for dirty sex, somewhere around the late 80s. I like a slutty ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Adam Faith one with Iain Cuthbertson. Obviously. The only thing I would have to do with Sarah Ferguson, is if she had asked me for dirty sex, somewhere around the late 80s. I like a slutty ginger. Gingers are born dirty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I agree. The 70s were fucking brilliant. If I could have a bronze/brown velour settee without looking a cunt, I would have one. But I can't, so I won't. Why don't they ever repeat 'Budgie'. I remember the opening theme tune of Budgie. Friday nights that was on if I'm not mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember the opening theme tune of Budgie. Friday nights that was on if I'm not mistaken. You must be quite old .. do you remember "Market In Honey Lane"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, The Guard said: You must be quite old .. do you remember "Market In Honey Lane"? No but I know "Reddy at the race track". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No but I know "Reddy at the race track". Adam Faith's alleged last words were "interesting". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 minute ago, The Guard said: Adam Faith's alleged last words were "interesting". That’s interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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