camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 23 minutes ago, The Guard said: Adam Faith's alleged last words were "interesting". His last words were "Aagh that fucking hurts". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 On 26/04/2019 at 06:02, Betterthanyou said: Ask him nicely he might come and finish your original rushed gobbledegook lol. I do this because I can't be bothered to waste an actual iron on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 23 hours ago, King Billy said: That’s interesting Steve Davis is very interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 On 27/04/2019 at 21:51, Wizardsleeve said: I do this because I can't be bothered to waste an actual iron on you. How devastating i'm sure. Now let me see if there are still "Filofax's" and "paging beepers" on the market so I can keep up with your state of the art retorts you clumsy fucking blunderbuss lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: How devastating i'm sure. Now let me see if there are still "Filofax's" and "paging beepers" on the market so I can keep up with your state of the art retorts you clumsy fucking blunderbuss lol What a boring fucking twat you turned out to be. I'd hoped that your fondness towards correct grammar and men in grease paint that you were a @Cuntybaws sock puppet. How about you just kill yourself now and save us all the bother of explaining why its the best option for you? Good man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What a boring fucking twat you turned out to be. I'd hoped that your fondness towards correct grammar and men in grease paint that you were a @Cuntybaws sock puppet. How about you just kill yourself now and save us all the bother of explaining why its the best option for you? Good man. In the meantime you're a complete meme of your own reply you fucking idiot. The only thing worse than that is being from Scotland and or getting banned for being an easily recognised predictable sockpuppet yourself, choke on your alcoholic mother's under-cooked tatty stew you worthless vapid charlatan lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, Betterthanyou said: In the meantime you're a complete meme of your own reply you fucking idiot. The only thing worse than that is being from Scotland and or getting banned for being a easily recognised predictable sockpuppet yourself, choke on your alcoholic mother's under-cooked tatty stew you worthless vapid charlatan lol. Tragic. I jumped over to the online users list after posting this and saw you were already sniffing around trying to figure out a reply. Seven fucking minutes it takes you to write such a weak reply relying on information you've clearly researched before the fact - I'm flattered that you looked into my history - but you're still shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Tragic. I jumped over to the online users list after posting this and saw you were already sniffing around trying to figure out a reply. Seven fucking minutes it takes you to write such a weak reply relying on information you've clearly researched before the fact - I'm flattered that you looked into my history - but you're still shit. Your angry fast reply that you yourself admit shows you were checking up on me makes me as my title suggests "Better than you" loser...*sniggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, Betterthanyou said: Your angry fast reply that you yourself admit shows you were checking up on me makes me as my title suggests "Better than you" loser...*sniggers More observing your behaviour on the site to measure how much of an absolute spacker you are compared to how much of an absolute spacker you appeared to be than "checking up" on you. So far the results don't look promising - they're leaning towards you being a fast burner, heavily defensive under pressure whilst relying on an easily noticeable charade of self confidence and an uncaring manner to hide what a delicate little flower you are deep down. I doubt you'll be around for long on here - although the flamboyant vocabulary and high ego should make the inevitable meltdown interesting to watch... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: More observing your behaviour on the site to measure how much of an absolute spacker you are compared to how much of an absolute spacker you appeared to be than "checking up" on you. So far the results don't look promising - they're leaning towards you being a fast burner, heavily defensive under pressure whilst relying on an easily noticeable charade of self confidence and an uncaring manner to hide what a delicate little flower you are deep down. I doubt you'll be around for long on here - although the flamboyant vocabulary and high ego should make the inevitable meltdown interesting to watch... But inevitable unfortunately, or fortunately. Same shit different toilet. Don’t forget to wash your hooves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: More observing your behaviour on the site to measure how much of an absolute spacker you are compared to how much of an absolute spacker you appeared to be than "checking up" on you. So far the results don't look promising - they're leaning towards you being a fast burner, heavily defensive under pressure whilst relying on an easily noticeable charade of self confidence and an uncaring manner to hide what a delicate little flower you are deep down. I doubt you'll be around for long on here - although the flamboyant vocabulary and high ego should make the inevitable meltdown interesting to watch... Are you ok? You seem really nervous and trying to deflect the fact that I can see straight through your awful clumsy bravado. I'll be here as long as I choose to be as there seems to be no one here able to get anywhere near me despite multiple retards joining in to help you and others to try and oust me lol Better than you, just remember it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: Are you ok? You seem really nervous and trying to deflect the fact that I can see straight through your awful clumsy bravado. I'll be here as long as I choose to be as there seems to be no one here able to get anywhere near me despite multiple retards joining in to help you and others to try and oust me lol Better than you, just remember it. Oh Betty. I do envy you in some ways. Being a new punter on the corner is a truly wondrous time, but I just don't see the potential in you to evolve past the primitive stage of cunting you're already at. Metaphorically speaking, you're a newly born fawn - blindly stumbling towards a busy motorway on shaky legs as you concentrate on blinking your mother's congealed fanny batter out of your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Oh Betty. I do envy you in some ways. Being a new punter on the corner is a truly wondrous time, but I just don't see the potential in you to evolve past the primitive stage of cunting you're already at. Metaphorically speaking, you're a newly born fawn - blindly stumbling towards a busy motorway on shaky legs as you concentrate on blinking your mother's congealed fanny batter out of your eyes. Stop that now. Just the thought of congealed fanny batter has got me all worked up. I thought I was the only connoisseur of such delicacy’s. I wouldn’t want to be the poor fucker changing my sheets tomorrow 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Betterthanyou said: How devastating i'm sure. Now let me see if there are still "Filofax's" and "paging beepers" on the market so I can keep up with your state of the art retorts you clumsy fucking blunderbuss lol I'm sure Roops will sort your multi out, but in the meantime, abusing family is also a Wrath incurring breech of etiquette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 17 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: Are you ok? You seem really nervous and trying to deflect the fact that I can see straight through your awful clumsy bravado. I'll be here as long as I choose to be as there seems to be no one here able to get anywhere near me despite multiple retards joining in to help you and others to try and oust me lol Better than you, just remember it. Couldn’t help notice you’ve been racking up the likes. Just a little word of caution though, There are a lot of desperados who would do some despicable things for such a haul. Try to post some photos of your injuries when they finally leave you ( if you have any arms) As always, Glad to be of help. PS Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm sure Roops will sort your multi out, but in the meantime, abusing family is also a Wrath incurring breech of etiquette. Oh let him have his fun, Wiz. Besides it opens the door to some new and interesting "eye for an eye" tactics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Oh let him have his fun, Wiz. Besides it opens the door to some new and interesting "eye for an eye" tactics. What about me having MY fun? I grassed the cunt up, now I want to see him coolered. I find it entertaining! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 5 hours ago, Betterthanyou said: How devastating i'm sure. Now let me see if there are still "Filofax's" and "paging beepers" on the market so I can keep up with your state of the art retorts you clumsy fucking blunderbuss lol And I thought I was scraping the barrel when I called some punter on here a 'Joey' the other day, but Blunderbuss! Well thats just sheer class and truly exemplifies that you certainly deserve your moniker of 'Betterthanyou'. You retarded fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 On 02/05/2019 at 01:00, Roadkill said: What a boring fucking twat you turned out to be. I'd hoped that your fondness towards correct grammar and men in grease paint that you were a @Cuntybaws sock puppet. How about you just kill yourself now and save us all the bother of explaining why its the best option for you? Good man. Poor old Geordies, certainly not Scottish, but not really English either. Pariahs of the Earth. Still, Curry Capital in Bigg Market did a banging fucking vindaloo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Poor old Geordies, certainly not Scottish, but not really English either. Pariahs of the Earth. Still, Curry Capital in Bigg Market did a banging fucking vindaloo. North of the Tyne they celebrate Hogmanay .. they have "bairns" as far south as Darlington.. The the cunts on the West side at Carlisle are the onesthat I could never work out. Definitely English at Workington and Maryport. But at Carlisle they are Jimmies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 On 02/05/2019 at 01:33, Betterthanyou said: I'll be here as long as I choose to be as there seems to be no one here able to get anywhere near me despite multiple retards joining in to help you and others to try and oust me lol Challenge accepted. I've chased off the likes of the mighty MikefuckingD and reduced Withers to a likeless shadow of his admittedly shit former self. You're next. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 7 hours ago, The Guard said: The the cunts on the West side at Carlisle are the ones that I could never work out. Definitely English at Workington and Maryport. But at Carlisle they are Jimmies. No way. I am reasonably familiar with Carlisle and its environs, and those cunts aren't even close to being porridge dogs. What they actually are exactly is harder to work out. Homo Floresiensis would be my best guess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Poor old Geordies, certainly not Scottish, but not really English either. Pariahs of the Earth. Still, Curry Capital in Bigg Market did a banging fucking vindaloo. We don't really have much of a local culture of our own aside from mullets still being an acceptable hairstyle and being the largest importer of tin bath tubs for over 500 years - but we're fucking pros at nicking the best aspects of others. You really must try Hippy Green on your next visit - the Goth girls that frequent the area are very open to the offer of a shag when you buy them a new pair of New Rock boots and the ganja they sell is of the highest local quality - even the pigs turn a blind eye when you light some up on the Green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Poor old Geordies, certainly not Scottish, but not really English either. Pariahs of the Earth. Still, Curry Capital in Bigg Market did a banging fucking vindaloo. Did that used to be 'The Rupali', owned by Abdul Latif, Lord Harpole? A Viz legend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did that used to be 'The Rupali', owned by Abdul Latif, Lord Harpole? A Viz legend. One and the same. Old Abdul's dead now, which saddens me, and it's not often I say that about someone in the restaurant business. When Jamie Oliver's last overpriced chain goes bankrupt and he finally swallows his fat fucking tongue, I'm going to hold a street party that will put to shame the one I threw when the Queen Mother died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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