Penny Farthing Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yep. You are a real guarrrrrrrrd. It was pointless telling people has as soon as you had told them they went and asked somebody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 These cunts really should get there own nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: These cunts really should get there own nom. Never mind about getting their own nom, we've got one as a member. You're sharing a site with a 47 year old man with legs so skinny that if he walked over a toaster the shit on the end of his maggot would end up with a carbon crisp.The sort of prancing, queer-bin owning, faggot fucking cunt that's just as likely to drink a bottle of Brew Dog as shove it up his fucking arse. You can call him Frank, but he'll also answer to any synonym of homosexual that takes your fancy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Bollocks Eric I hear your very much in tune with your feminist side, along with dressing like one of those hipster cunts. You know baseball boots with beige chinos, that have divorced your ankles and married your knees. @Eric Cuntman is this site's best lesbian. He comes up with more euphoniums for gill dribblers than anyone else. I wouldn't eat his poo, but I would happily consume someone who has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Never mind about getting their own nom, we've got one as a member. You're sharing a site with a 47 year old man with legs so skinny that if he walked over a toaster the shit on the end of his maggot would end up with a carbon crisp.The sort of prancing, queer-bin owning, faggot fucking cunt that's just as likely to drink a bottle of Brew Dog as shove it up his fucking arse. You can call him Frank, but he'll also answer to any synonym of homosexual that takes your fancy. Thanks for the heads up Decs you painted a very vivid picture there of Frank. Can't say I've had the pleasure/displeasure yet but I'm sure I'll paths will cross at some point, though definitely not our swords in the Cheshire golfing sense. Eric I have no doubt your secretly in touch with your feminine side, however to label you a hipster after the insight provided by Decs could be a fallacy, please feel vindicated, You some how became embroiled in my rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 @Frank is the best on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 8 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Bollocks Eric I hear your very much in tune with your feminist side, along with dressing like one of those hipster cunts. You know baseball boots with beige chinos, that have divorced your ankles and married your knees. Don't be fooled, Major. Eric is really quite an exceptionally misogynistic, sexist pig. He only pretends to be in touch to get women into bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 3 hours ago, ratcum said: @Eric Cuntman is this site's best lesbian. He comes up with more euphoniums for gill dribblers than anyone else. I wouldn't eat his poo, but I would happily consume someone who has. I appreciate your support at this difficult time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 8 hours ago, Major Cunt said: These cunts really should get there own nom. As Decs so wisely pointed out, that is almost a perfect rendering of Frank. If the dog's arse were prolapsed, it could be on the police wall of "persons of interest." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 30 minutes ago, The Guard said: @Frank is the best on here. Frank is a hidden void, stuffed with fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: Frank is a hidden void, stuffed with fuck all. A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enema. I've got cancer of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 46 minutes ago, The Guard said: @Frank is the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't be fooled, Major. Eric is really quite an exceptionally misogynistic, sexist pig. He only pretends to be in touch to get women into bed. Its a technique and strategy I use myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: Its a technique and strategy I use myself! For some of us, it has landed a worthy spouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: I've got cancer of that Sorry for the delay in responding, I was just off re-reading some of my contributions to several threads of yesteryear. Fuck me, but I was brilliant back then - what the fuck happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 57 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Thanks for the heads up Decs you painted a very vivid picture there of Frank. Can't say I've had the pleasure/displeasure yet but I'm sure I'll paths will cross at some point, though definitely not our swords in the Cheshire golfing sense. Eric I have no doubt your secretly in touch with your feminine side, however to label you a hipster after the insight provided by Decs could be a fallacy, please feel vindicated, You some how became embroiled in my rant. It's ok. It's easy to get confused. That @ratcum has already pointed out, I'm full on lezza these days. Not the biggest connoisseur of the tench-trench though. Ratty himself is a galaxy class kipper splitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: For some of us, it has landed a worthy spouse. Wizzy your a wise old cunt, Aristotle would be proud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorry for the delay in responding, I was just off re-reading some of my contributions to several threads of yesteryear. Fuck me, but I was brilliant back then - what the fuck happened? I plagiarise your 2015 material all the time.. ..you've been relatively kind and only mentioned it twice, along with half the shit I nick from Grant & Naylor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's ok. It's easy to get confused. That @ratcum has already pointed out, I'm full on lezza these days. Not the biggest connoisseur of the tench-trench though. Ratty himself is a galaxy class kipper splitter. Thanks for clearing that up Eric it's a weight of my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorry for the delay in responding, I was just off re-reading some of my contributions to several threads of yesteryear. Fuck me, but I was brilliant back then - what the fuck happened? change your avatar and kill one of your pets. Fuckin worked for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't be fooled, Major. Eric is really quite an exceptionally misogynistic, sexist pig. He only pretends to be in touch to get women into bed. Getting the fat lazy fuckers out of bed is much more difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Getting the fat lazy fuckers out of bed is much more difficult. He has buckets of KFC strategically placed in the garden for that. They have a remarkable sense of smell...one whiff, and they're out like a fart in a high wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: @Frank is the best on here. Viewed from your own perspective at the bottom of the pond, it's easy to see how you might confuse his spittle-flecked drivellings with quality prose. However, he's not quite the worst on here, as has been discussed at some length on a pmail thread gatecrashed by a self-proclaimed "guarrrrd" (as you will obviously be all too aware.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't be fooled, Major. Eric is really quite an exceptionally misogynistic, sexist pig. He only pretends to be in touch to get women into bed. Only other lesbians though. I'm not some sort of pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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