Hokey Gingers Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 As a lifelong One Direction superfan i am gutted to see my idol and yardstick of modern manliness Harry Styles camping it up at an attention seekers gala the other evening. Gaga was there with her enormous hooter as was every poof in the borough. Today i have a decision to make, burn my scrapbooks and book in for the laser tat removal or visit Dorothy Perkins online. Fuck you Harry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Dangerously close to my nom for 'The Met Gala' I'll let you off this time - but watch it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 As I have said before this cunt comes from Holmes Chapel so what the fuck do you expect? I suspect that even Alsager has more going for it than Holmes Chapel .. your thoughts @Earl of Punkape please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 What the fuck has happened to rock stars? I can't imagine Lee Brillaeux fucking around dressed like this. I want to remember my hero looking like a bloke: ciggie on the go, wearing that suit that looked like he'd been wearing while changing the spark plugs off of a Cortina Mk II, belting out real fucking songs. Here's what a real geezer looks like. Taken from his last gig when the cunt was dying. Fuck off Styles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck has happened to rock stars? I can't imagine Lee Brillaeux fucking around dressed like this. I want to remember my hero looking like a bloke: ciggie on the go, wearing that suit that looked like he'd been wearing while changing the spark plugs off of a Cortina Mk II, belting out real fucking songs. Here's what a real geezer looks like. Taken from his last gig when the cunt was dying. Fuck off Styles. What about Alice Fucking Cooper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Just now, The Guard said: What about Alice Fucking Cooper? Did Alice fuck Cooper? What 'enery or Tommy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Did Alice fuck Cooper? What 'enery or Tommy? Freddie Fucking Mercury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, The Guard said: Freddie Fucking Mercury. Goofy fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Goofy fucker. Goofy .. did he have buck teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Guard said: Goofy .. did he have buck teeth? Another one bites the dust 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 12 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: As a lifelong One Direction superfan i am gutted to see my idol and yardstick of modern manliness Harry Styles camping it up at an attention seekers gala the other evening. Gaga was there with her enormous hooter as was every poof in the borough. Today i have a decision to make, burn my scrapbooks and book in for the laser tat removal or visit Dorothy Perkins online. Fuck you Harry. You might consider soaking the gay cunt in petrol then setting your scrapbooks on fire under him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 I'm not even sure what it is. It looks like someone has done a bad job of photoshopping my nan. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 On 09/05/2019 at 08:15, Hokey Gingers said: As a lifelong One Direction superfan i am gutted to see my idol and yardstick of modern manliness Harry Styles camping it up at an attention seekers gala the other evening. Gaga was there with her enormous hooter as was every poof in the borough. Today i have a decision to make, burn my scrapbooks and book in for the laser tat removal or visit Dorothy Perkins online. Fuck you Harry. He deserves all manner of medieval tortures inflicted on him for this. Failing that, I hope that one night he's wearing the same faggy attire and takes a shortcut down a dark Norwich alleyway, only to find himself confronted by a heavily pissed and half-blind Neil. The "One" and only direction his arsehole would be taking after such a meeting would be through the roof of his cock-sucking mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 On 09/05/2019 at 09:29, camberwell gypsy said: Did Alice fuck Cooper? What 'enery or Tommy? Jimmy? (Bell Boy!, Bell Boy!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 22 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I'm not even sure what it is. It looks like someone has done a bad job of photoshopping my nan. Did your nan pass away in 1978? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Jimmy? (Bell Boy!, Bell Boy!) Fuck off you ol' spunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 I don't know whether I should say this but, I don't like this Harry Styles cove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 On 09/05/2019 at 09:24, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck has happened to rock stars? I can't imagine Lee Brillaeux fucking around dressed like this. I want to remember my hero looking like a bloke: ciggie on the go, wearing that suit that looked like he'd been wearing while changing the spark plugs off of a Cortina Mk II, belting out real fucking songs. Here's what a real geezer looks like. Taken from his last gig when the cunt was dying. Fuck off Styles. Good work gypps 👍👍 Me and the bird saw wilko johnson earlier this year. Still plays some of the old feelgoods stuff, proper pub r + b. And he's cheated the reaper, his pancreatic cancer turned out to be a very rare benign version so he's still going strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 2 hours ago, scotty said: Good work gypps 👍👍 Me and the bird saw wilko johnson earlier this year. Still plays some of the old feelgoods stuff, proper pub r + b. And he's cheated the reaper, his pancreatic cancer turned out to be a very rare benign version so he's still going strong. Saw them in about '83 in Canvey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: I don't know whether I should say this but, I don't like this Harry Styles cove. Fuck me Glowworm. That's the best speculative intro I've seen for a while. Awarding me lots of your 'likes' is probably the best way to get on around here. Please continue. You have my blessing. Don't let me down, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck me Glowworm. That's the best speculative intro I've seen for a while. Awarding me lots of your 'likes' is probably the best way to get on around here. Please continue. You have my blessing. Don't let me down, cunt. Save your breath you drunken cunt, it's only pen. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 13 hours ago, scotty said: Save your breath you drunken cunt, it's only pen. Again. Oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh. Really Eric! You know, if you make use of the ignore function, all of the imbecile's little name changes all get ignored, and you needn't waste your time wading through the literal lahar of shit he spews and your breath like farming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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