ratcum Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: Which Australian tycoon founded a world cricket series for flids? Kerry Spacker. How you open up the excessively tight vagina of a Down's Syndrome girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: How you open up the excessively tight vagina of a Down's Syndrome girl? A ‘mongirloid’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 55 minutes ago, ratcum said: How you open up the excessively tight vagina of a Down's Syndrome girl? With 25 Pakistanis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: How you open up the excessively tight vagina of a Down's Syndrome girl? Stop it, I'm getting excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: How you open up the excessively tight vagina of a Down's Syndrome girl? Step 1: Remove her nappy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Step 1: Remove her nappy Step2 : Imagine her without a cock and balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Step2 : Imagine her without a cock and balls. Step 3: Apply drool (yours or its) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: Step 3: Apply drool (yours or its) Step 4 Plan your escape route and foolproof alibi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 24 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Step 1: Remove her nappy You sick cunt. Good move though, your fan club membership has doubled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 On 30/06/2019 at 15:47, Ape said: You’re a nasty piece of work, Eddie. I fucking detest you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ape, did you send flowers to the fake burial? I must admit I didn’t but I donated to cancer research. Scum cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: Step 4 Plan your escape route and foolproof alibi Eddie Cochran considers urgent rewrite of Three Steps To Rampton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ape, did you send flowers to the fake burial? I must admit I didn’t but I donated to cancer research. I never give to cancer research. I refuse to risk prolonging Frank's existence for a second longer than necessary. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: I never give to cancer research. I refuse to risk prolonging Frank's existence for a second longer than necessary. A joke of a charity, 5 million a year in advertising, small research lab in Cambridge, funded by the slant eye cunt li ki shi, owner of Motorola, super drug etc, a charity of dubious morals... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Eddie Cochran considers urgent rewrite of Three Steps To Rampton Step 5: Phone Neil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Step 5: Phone Neil Step 6. Phone the queen for permission, wanker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: Stop it, I'm getting excited. with a spaculum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Eddie said: A joke of a charity, 5 million a year in advertising, small research lab in Cambridge, funded by the slant eye cunt li ki shi, owner of Motorola, super drug etc, a charity of dubious morals... They all are these fucking days. If you want your money to reach the intended recipient, give it to a tramp. He'll only use it for smack, but that's still preferable to paying for some Chink to powder his nose. Oxfam will only use it to fund child prostitution in third world countries and the Salvation Army spend it all on big vans they never fucking drive and fancy dress. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: Step 6. Phone the queen for permission, wanker... When was the last time you were whipped ? 12 years ago? Problem solved.You can hang your shirt on the back of the chair. Come on. Chop Chop You’re coming down the market with me in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: A joke of a charity, 5 million a year in advertising, small research lab in Cambridge, funded by the slant eye cunt li ki shi, owner of Motorola, super drug etc, a charity of dubious morals... Don’t be so bitter Eddie. You might still get that 50p you applied to Oxfam for. Your tribe might still one day get that new bucket for the daily 5 mile walk to the river. If not then use one of the turds floating in the old bucket to block the leaks. Stupid cunts you didn’t have the brains to build your shanty town nearer the fucking river. You should have asked a passing chimp and he’d have told you that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They all are these fucking days. If you want your money to reach the intended recipient, give it to a tramp. He'll only use it for smack, but that's still preferable to paying for some Chink to powder his nose. Oxfam will only use it to fund child prostitution in third world countries and the Salvation Army spend it all on big vans they never fucking drive and fancy dress. could be worse Killer, you could have fuckin Kenyans in your garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: could be worse Killer, you could have fuckin Kenyans in your garden ‘The good old days’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t be so bitter Eddie. You might still get that 50p you applied to Oxfam for. Your tribe might still one day get that new bucket for the daily 5 mile walk to the river. If not then use one of the turds floating in the old bucket to block the leaks. Stupid cunts you didn’t have the brains to build your shanty town nearer the fucking river. You should have asked a passing chimp and he’d have told you that. Racist imbecile, I’m not black but also not racist, what’s your problem? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eddie said: Racist imbecile, I’m not black but also not racist, what’s your problem? The recent increase in the price of Hot pepper sauce and jerk seasoning. Its knocked me for six as Viv Richards would say. He was a dusky chap, come to think of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: I never give to cancer research. I refuse to risk prolonging Frank's existence for a second longer than necessary. Franks been training as a cancer magnet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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