Should the death penalty be applied to cunts who take the minus option on the chase?

[Major Cunt]

35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Little Mike D had a low level member. He used it as a kickstand.

 

I'll take your word for Eric this once!😁

[Eric Cuntman]

52 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I'll take your word for Eric this once!😁

I never knew Mike D. He was before my time here, but left an impression, as he is still regularly mentioned by the more senior members than I.

apparently he was 3 foot 6 tall, had a weeny walnut head, and was bullied off the site by frank.

[Last Cunt Standing]

There’s a channel out here East of Suez that shows all three versions of The Chase, UK, US and Australian consecutively, and that Welsh blob with a speech impediment who married his cousin seems to be on all three. 

One can only assume it’s some sort of government initiative to get people out of the house in the afternoons. 

[Penny Farthing]

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

There’s a channel out here East of Suez that shows all three versions of The Chase, UK, US and Australian consecutively, and that Welsh blob with a speech impediment who married his cousin seems to be on all three. 

One can only assume it’s some sort of government initiative to get people out of the house in the afternoons. 

So "east of suez" has been moved to somewhere west of Chesil Beach?

[Last Cunt Standing]

15 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

So "east of suez" has been moved to somewhere west of Chesil Beach?

No. Unless you’re making some nebulous point about the earth being spherical and thus everywhere being potentially east or west of anywhere else provided you keep going.

Keeping going is however something I hope you decide against. 

Fuck off. 

[Penny Farthing]

2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

No. Unless you’re making some nebulous point about the earth being spherical and thus everywhere being potentially east or west of anywhere else provided you keep going.

Keeping going is however something I hope you decide against. 

Fuck off. 

You couldn't afford to live in Sidmouth but there is a fair chance that you might live in a beach hut at Budleigh Salterton or Ramsgate.

[Cuntybaws]

14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

No. Unless you’re making some nebulous point about the earth being spherical and thus everywhere being potentially east or west of anywhere else provided you keep going.

Phileas Fogg was a cunt.

[Last Cunt Standing]

10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Phileas Fogg was a cunt.

Nah, Passepartout was the Cunt. Or a rent boy. I forget. 

[Penny Farthing]

13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Phileas Fogg was a cunt.

Have you any proof?

[Major Cunt]

1 hour ago, Glowworm said:

Have you any proof?

Meet him once at a crisp convention I can confirm he's a total cunt, Gary "the poacher" Lineker was also there, he's also a cunt of epic proportions!

[King Billy]

57 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Meet him once at a crisp convention I can confirm he's a total cunt, Gary "the poacher" Lineker was also there, he's also a cunt of epic proportions!

Was ‘Quentin Crisp’ there?

[camberwell gypsy]

56 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Was ‘Quentin Crisp’ there?

Bob Quaver was. 

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Bob Quaver was. 

There’s a brand of crisps up north, (never seen them down here) with the unfortunate brand name of ‘Fiddlers Crisps’  I believe they have been trading for many years. Strange but true.

[Decimus]

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

There’s a brand of crisps up north, (never seen them down here) with the unfortunate brand name of ‘Fiddlers Crisps’  I believe they have been trading for many years. Strange but true.

Salt'n'Savile.

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Salt'n'Savile.

Very popular amongst the golfing fraternity around Cheshire. Commonly heard in the clubhouses up around there “Fiddlers anyone ?” 

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Salt'n'Savile.

(Tight) Space Raiders.

[Decimus]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

(Tight) Space Raiders.

Fritzls (Frazzles)

[Eddie]

Olden bumder (pen)

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Olden bumder (pen)

Wotsit all about?

[scotty]

12 hours ago, Decimus said:

Salt'n'Savile.

Ready Hallted 

Salt and Vinegary 

[Guest DrCunt]

2 hours ago, scotty said:

Ready Hallted 

Salt and Vinegary 

Salt and Vinegar Strokes, surely?

[Earl of Punkape]

On 13/05/2019 at 01:23, Getfucked_YOU_CUNT! said:

I'd be all for it

Have you escaped from Rampton again without your medication?

Imbecile.

[Major Cunt]

23 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Have you escaped from Rampton again without your medication?

Imbecile.

It's worth a bet Punkers for sure. A piss poor nomination at best, what a cunt!

[camberwell gypsy]

On 13/05/2019 at 14:24, Mrs Roops said:

I think that would be correctly presented as "The Light Destroyer" which isn't exactly menacing.

I suppose 'Darkie destroyer' wouldn't be allowed, would it?

[Witheredscrote]

On 14/05/2019 at 19:17, Eddie said:

Olden bumder (pen)

Stalkers