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When I was just a little boy, I asked my bishop, what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what he said to me:

FUCKING BEND OVER.

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4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Pen always thought Doris Day was a national holiday. 

Is Freddie Starr still communicating with you even after death?

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Just now, Neil said:

Is Freddie Starr still communicating with you even after death?

Freddie Starr dead? That's a shame eh? Is his brother Ringo still pinching oxygen?

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8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Freddie Starr dead? That's a shame eh? Is his brother Ringo still pinching oxygen?

Watched him in Stardust on DVD not long ago. What a peculiarly shaped big nose cunt he is. Arse like a Congolese hoochie-mama.

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38 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

She worked a lot with Cock Hudson. I wonder if they used to fist each other?

Nothing so mundane...

 

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Watched him in Stardust on DVD not long ago. What a peculiarly shaped big nose cunt he is. Arse like a Congolese hoochie-mama.

Never had problems getting beautiful ladies. I wonder why💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Freddie Starr dead? That's a shame eh? Is his brother Ringo still pinching oxygen?

My turn........................That'll be the Doris Day

 

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2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Here we go.......Was it a Hard Days Night?

The other Beatles used to call John Lennon 'Opal Fruit'. Because he came in a yellow bag.

I'll get me Kaftan.

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As soon as I saw the title and the author I knew what the first line would be.

Not claiming any psychic powers or fortune telling skills or anything. I leave that sort of thing to the gyppos.

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4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Pen always thought Doris Day was a national holiday. 

I am quite upset about this comment .. she was good in her day.

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1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

As soon as I saw the title and the author I knew what the first line would be.

Not claiming any psychic powers or fortune telling skills or anything. I leave that sort of thing to the gyppos.

I knew were going to say that. 

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7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Oh well. Que sera sera. What ever will be will be. 

Any relation to Mo ''e o e o" rris Day

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2 hours ago, judgetwi said:

As soon as I saw the title and the author I knew what the first line would be.

Not claiming any psychic powers or fortune telling skills or anything. I leave that sort of thing to the gyppos.

 

11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I knew were going to say that. 

After getting papped on your recent holiday together, I thought that you'd be coming out as official, not carrying on with all this will-they-won't they, footsie fucking nonsense.

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2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Any relation to Mo ''e o e o" rris Day

That cunt out of Purple Rain and Jay & Silent Bob?

'Dat shit is da madnotes'

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33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That cunt out of Purple Rain and Jay & Silent Bob?

'Dat shit is da madnotes'

Correct.

He also had a small cameo in Moving with Richard Pryor.

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36 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

After getting papped on your recent holiday together, I thought that you'd be coming out as official, not carrying on with all this will-they-won't they, footsie fucking nonsense.

I know where the pikey lives. It’s one of the big old houses on Champion Hill that looks like the one next to the Bates Motel.

I often walk past there and hear some old crone cackling......

”you never look more ridiculous than when you’re giving me orders boy. No, I won’t go in the fruit cellar. I’m staying right here in my room boy.”

Gives me the fucking eebie jeebies. 😱

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14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Correct.

He also had a small cameo in Moving with Richard Pryor.

I never knew that you were into black comedy Wizz.

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54 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Correct.

He also had a small cameo in Moving with Richard Pryor.

Moving was an overlooked masterpiece. Randy Quaid, the psychologically unstable neighbour with a ten foot wide V8 lawnmower. Dana Carvey as the bloke hired to drive the Saab 900, who turned out to have hundreds of personalities..

..I must watch it again soon.

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