Chubby Brides

[Neil]

Turn her over,slap her arse and ride the waves.You'd have to tie a scaffold board to your own arse if you had any chance of coming back out.The thing with these fat cunts is that it is a physical impossibility to wipe their own arse so what in God's name would you find down there in the folds? .

[Eddie]

23 minutes ago, Neil said:

Turn her over,slap her arse and ride the waves.You'd have to tie a scaffold board to your own arse if you had any chance of coming back out.The thing with these fat cunts is that it is a physical impossibility to wipe their own arse so what in God's name would you find down there in the folds? .

Wiz.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 hours ago, Neil said:

Turn her over,slap her arse and ride the waves.You'd have to tie a scaffold board to your own arse if you had any chance of coming back out.The thing with these fat cunts is that it is a physical impossibility to wipe their own arse so what in God's name would you find down there in the folds? .

'Neil woz ere'   written in biro?

[Penny Farthing]

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'Neil woz ere'   written in biro?

BALLpoint.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

8 hours ago, Neil said:

Turn her over,slap her arse and ride the waves.You'd have to tie a scaffold board to your own arse if you had any chance of coming back out.The thing with these fat cunts is that it is a physical impossibility to wipe their own arse so what in God's name would you find down there in the folds? .

I'll go with unwashed skin shed from constant perspiration dissolving it like an acid, an odour that can only be matched by a mass grave in some insanely hot shit hole country, a rash that topical penicillin couldn't touch, pus filled spots bursting spontaneously and biscuits, of course! 

[scotty]

22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I'll go with unwashed skin shed from constant perspiration dissolving it like an acid, an odour that can only be matched by a mass grave in some insanely hot shit hole country, a rash that topical penicillin couldn't touch, pus filled spots bursting spontaneously and biscuits, of course! 

Enjoying your dinner, wiz? 🤮

[Cunty BigBollox]

7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'Neil woz ere'   written in biro?

Crayon. Or his own shit.

[camberwell gypsy]

On 14/05/2019 at 19:06, Cuntybaws said:

 

 

On 14/05/2019 at 19:06, Cuntybaws said:

Plump brides have that whiff of desperation about them as they rush to tie the knot before sliding further down the scale from “Karen Carpenter” towards “morbidly obese”, the sort of cunts who describe themselves as “voluptuous” or “Rubenesque” rather than the more accurate “hamster-cheeked” or “lard-arsed”. Sadly for them – and for their poor deluded husbands – their wedding day is the best they'll ever look.

Is that the welshman Dai Beetus? 

[Eric Cuntman]

42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

 

Is that the welshman Dai Beetus? 

Sugar diabetes was a Welsh middleweight. 

Hope that helps.

[camberwell gypsy]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Sugar diabetes was a Welsh middleweight. 

Hope that helps.

Good old Del Boy 

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Sugar diabetes was a Welsh middleweight. 

Hope that helps.

 

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Good old Del Boy 

Was that out of only fools and horses? I know I picked it up from somewhere..

[ratcum]

The great thing about tubs is you can fuck them almost anywhere on their body, There's so many sweaty folds, cracks and crevices, it doesn't really matter if you can't find their actual kipper mitt 

Rat

[Cuntybaws]

3 minutes ago, ratcum said:

The great thing about tubs is you can fuck them almost anywhere on their body, There's so many sweaty folds, cracks and crevices, it doesn't really matter if you can't find their actual kipper mitt 

Rat

Skull fuck the cunts, using their vitreous humour as lube. 

[camberwell gypsy]

On 14/05/2019 at 19:06, Cuntybaws said:

Plump brides have that whiff of desperation about them as they rush to tie the knot before sliding further down the scale from “Karen Carpenter” towards “morbidly obese”, the sort of cunts who describe themselves as “voluptuous” or “Rubenesque” rather than the more accurate “hamster-cheeked” or “lard-arsed”. Sadly for them – and for their poor deluded husbands – their wedding day is the best they'll ever look.

Can I make it clear, the lady is not overweight because she eats fuck load of cake, it's because she has a thyroid condition. I just want to be clear on that.  

[Cuntybaws]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Can I make it clear, the lady is not overweight because she eats fuck load of cake, it's because she has a thyroid condition. I just want to be clear on that.  

The bloke has a glandular problem too. He’s got this gland that makes him a greedy bastard. 

[ratcum]

4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Skull fuck the cunts, using their vitreous humour as lube. 

Fuck! There isn't a large enough denomination of Ratmark to cover this CB. 

[Eric Cuntman]

12 minutes ago, ratcum said:

The great thing about tubs is you can fuck them almost anywhere on their body, There's so many sweaty folds, cracks and crevices, it doesn't really matter if you can't find their actual kipper mitt 

Rat

Qualitah. 

I wish I'd thought of kipper mitt.

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

The bloke has a glandular problem too. He’s got this gland that makes him a greedy bastard. 

They're not overweight. The planet earth is. 

If the planet was half the size, it would have half the gravitational pull, and these cunts would only weigh half as much. 

(If anyone from the BBC is reading this, it doesn't mean that god is racist towards fat cunts.)

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

17 minutes ago, ratcum said:

The great thing about tubs is you can fuck them almost anywhere on their body, There's so many sweaty folds, cracks and crevices, it doesn't really matter if you can't find their actual kipper mitt 

Rat

If their diabetes is advanced enough combined with a total lack of aerobic conditioning haven't cared for their teeth, you can just shove your cock in their mouth for a gummer.  

[camberwell gypsy]

30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

They're not overweight. The planet earth is. 

If the planet was half the size, it would have half the gravitational pull, and these cunts would only weigh half as much. 

(If anyone from the BBC is reading this, it doesn't mean that god is racist towards fat cunts.)

Dont think that's right Eric. They'll weigh more.

[Eric Cuntman]

11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Dont think that's right Eric. They'll weigh more.

Smaller planets (dependent also on density and mass) generally have proportionally less gravitational pull than larger ones. Ergo, on a planet half the size of earth, but with comparable density and proportionate mass, a 20 stone cunt would be subject to half the downward force applied and consequently weigh only 10 stone. 

It's not fuckin' rocket science.

[camberwell gypsy]

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Smaller planets (dependent also on density and mass) generally have proportionally less gravitational pull than larger ones. Ergo, on a planet half the size of earth, but with comparable density and proportionate mass, a 20 stone cunt would be subject to half the downward force applied and consequently weigh only 10 stone. 

It's not fuckin' rocket science.

If the earth shrank to half its size the gravitational force would increase by about 4 times.

[camberwell gypsy]

17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Smaller planets (dependent also on density and mass) generally have proportionally less gravitational pull than larger ones. Ergo, on a planet half the size of earth, but with comparable density and proportionate mass, a 20 stone cunt would be subject to half the downward force applied and consequently weigh only 10 stone. 

It's not fuckin' rocket science.

Actually I think you're right. 

[Cuntybaws]

7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

If the earth shrank to half its size the gravitational force would increase by about 4 times.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

In Gyppo's defence, her beliefs regarding planetary physics, have allowed her to carry twice as much roofing lead as the other girls in her family.