scotty Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In Gyppo's defence, her beliefs regarding planetary physics, have allowed her to carry twice as much roofing lead as the other girls in her family. She tried that defence in court, but it didn't carry much weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can I make it clear, the lady is not overweight because she eats fuck load of cake, it's because she has a thyroid condition. I just want to be clear on that. She might be ‘Big Boned’ although I’ve never seen a fat skeleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 4 hours ago, scotty said: She tried that defence in court, but it didn't carry much weight. She was given a rather lenient sentence though. 50 hours of community service roofing churches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: She was given a rather lenient sentence though. 50 hours of community service roofing churches! Fuck me. Imagine going to a funeral, then halfway through the service you look up and amongst the rafters you can see Gyppo's pendulous cock and balls swinging in the breeze. I demand a custodial sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck me. Imagine going to a funeral, then halfway through the service you look up and amongst the rafters you can see Gyppo's pendulous cock and balls swinging in the breeze. I demand a custodial sentence. I have no proof, but I suspect the forest between those legs would conceal a steel factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: Looks like Keith has accidentally laid on top of Frank 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like Keith has accidentally laid on top of Frank If Frank has ended under another man, it was NOT an accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like Keith has accidentally laid on top of Frank Bony brony 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Fuck me. Imagine going to a funeral, then halfway through the service you look up and amongst the rafters you can see Gyppo's pendulous cock and balls swinging in the breeze. I demand a custodial sentence. That's your 'Pit and the Pendulum' nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: If Frank has ended under another man, it was NOT an accident. Just like the strangely high number of single, middle aged men who turn up at A and E, who’ve been hoovering the stairs naked and fall over, and somehow get their penises stuck in the nozzle. It’s a cunt when I, sorry they, arrive and the board says there’s a 6 hour waiting time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Just like the strangely high number of single, middle aged men who turn up at A and E, who’ve been hoovering the stairs naked and fall over, and somehow get their penises stuck in the nozzle. It’s a cunt when I, sorry they, arrive and the board says there’s a 6 hour waiting time. ...after an evening with him with flu like symptoms, bruising, fatigue, and anal tearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: ...after an evening with him with flu like symptoms, bruising, fatigue, and anal tearing. And that’s before he even goes out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Just like the strangely high number of single, middle aged men who turn up at A and E, who’ve been hoovering the stairs naked and fall over, and somehow get their penises stuck in the nozzle. It’s a cunt when I, sorry they, arrive and the board says there’s a 6 hour waiting time. You are Doofy out of Scary Movie, and I claim my cardboard sheriff badge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Quality cunting! Coming to a website near you soon........ Cunts in mobility scooters Fat cunts in mobility scooters Cunts in wheelchairs Fat cunts in wheelchairs Fat birds wearing leggings Gemma Collins (possibly wearing leggings) Enormously American fat cunts I saw on channel 4/5 who had to have a wall of their house knocked down to get them to the hospital. There’s no end to my spite, trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 On 18 May 2019 at 01:15, judgetwi said: Quality cunting! Coming to a website near you soon........ Cunts in mobility scooters Fat cunts in mobility scooters Cunts in wheelchairs Fat cunts in wheelchairs Fat birds wearing leggings Gemma Collins (possibly wearing leggings) Enormously American fat cunts I saw on channel 4/5 who had to have a wall of their house knocked down to get them to the hospital. There’s no end to my spite, trust me. This site would benefit greatly if you took a long and extended break from posting your unfunny brand of angry little man rubbish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 On 16/05/2019 at 17:13, Decimus said: Fuck me. Imagine going to a funeral, then halfway through the service you look up and amongst the rafters you can see Gyppo's pendulous cock and balls swinging in the breeze. I demand a custodial sentence. Lets face it @Decimus .. only you and @Wizardsleeve have mouths big enough to gob each other off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 On 14/05/2019 at 19:06, Cuntybaws said: Plump brides have that whiff of desperation about them as they rush to tie the knot before sliding further down the scale from “Karen Carpenter” towards “morbidly obese”, the sort of cunts who describe themselves as “voluptuous” or “Rubenesque” rather than the more accurate “hamster-cheeked” or “lard-arsed”. Sadly for them – and for their poor deluded husbands – their wedding day is the best they'll ever look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 34 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That's Keith, this is his audition tape for the part of 'Chunk' from goonies. His interpretation of the 'Truffle Shuffle' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 37 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Come on and jump to the beat (jump), Come on and dance with me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm watching this and thinking "Duracell." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 On 16/05/2019 at 18:09, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like Keith has accidentally laid on top of Frank It's Judge stepping into the quantum leap accelerator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: That's Chubby Checker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 On 16/05/2019 at 18:09, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like Keith has accidentally laid on top of Frank It does explain why most of the fat cunts need mobility scooters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 On 16/05/2019 at 19:33, camberwell gypsy said: That's your 'Pit and the Pendulum' nightmare. The only time that Dec's ever sees a cunt is when he looks in the mirror or does a selfie with his mouth wide open. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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