Last Cunt Standing Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 The £100m feline has apparently curled its paws in the arms of its “human mummy”. It’s surely enough that humanity has become so soft-brained that a deformed cat becomes a global phenomenon and nets the owner a fortune. But to plaster the death all over the internet and invite candlelit vigils for a “legend of popular culture” is taking the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Breaking news at Slapton Sands this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 If only you'd emigrated to somewhere with no fucking internet, eh? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 The mangy fleabag was only 7 years old. Perhaps that demonstrates that an optimistic outlook, rather than being a grumpy cunt, is the key to a long life. Oh well, it will make a nice pair of comedy slippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: The £100m feline has apparently curled its paws in the arms of its “human mummy”. It’s surely enough that humanity has become so soft-brained that a deformed cat becomes a global phenomenon and nets the owner a fortune. But to plaster the death all over the internet and invite candlelit vigils for a “legend of popular culture” is taking the piss. You're just pissed off because a cat with dwarfism had a bigger bank account than you'll ever have, is more popular than you, was a global phenomenon and is a legend of pop culture which you'll also never achieve. Also i'm sure no one will have candle lit vigils when you die rather street parties, lol. Go cats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 32 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Perhaps that demonstrates that an optimistic outlook, rather than being a grumpy cunt, is the key to a long life. Well that's Judgetwi fucked then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Well that's Judgetwi fucked then. Here's hoping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 29 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: You're just pissed off because a cat with dwarfism had a bigger bank account than you'll ever have, is more popular than you, was a global phenomenon and is a legend of pop culture which you'll also never achieve. Also i'm sure no one will have candle lit vigils when you die rather street parties, lol. Go cats! I'm not in the least bit surprised that you're defending the only pussy that you've ever intimately known. Memes of a feather, flock together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: If only you'd emigrated to somewhere with no fucking internet, eh? If only you'd shut your big fat gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Glowworm said: If only you'd shut your big fat gob. I was referring to LCS, you mega-stupid fucking half-wit cunt. I thought this would have been obvious to even the thickest plankton that ever swam in the primordial soup, but I've obviously overestimated you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I was referring to LCS, you mega-stupid fucking half-wit cunt. I thought this would have been obvious to even the thickest plankton that ever swam in the primordial soup, but I've obviously overestimated you. But its a good nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Glowworm said: But its a good nom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: You’re better than this CB.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Just now, Eddie said: You’re better than this CB.... I'm not so sure any more, Ed. I think I may be going full Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I was referring to LCS, you mega-stupid fucking half-wit cunt. I thought this would have been obvious to even the thickest plankton that ever swam in the primordial soup, but I've obviously overestimated you. Your eloquent prose will only confuse the div even more. You should have just stuck to "you thick cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not so sure any more, Ed. I think I may be going full Frank. You'll need to get down to 5 stones and get a pair of tight white pants to hide the wank stains get a pair ofsize 4 loabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not so sure any more, Ed. I think I may be going full Frank. Creme bins are on sale in Wilko if that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not so sure any more, Ed. I think I may be going full Frank. They are going to issue me with a symbol cane if that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I was referring to LCS, you mega-stupid fucking half-wit cunt. I thought this would have been obvious to even the thickest plankton that ever swam in the primordial soup, but I've obviously overestimated you. Baws, how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win? Block the fucktard, you know you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 32 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Baws, how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win? Block the fucktard, you know you want to. Of course when one of our members quotes it, those who've decided to block the drivel can read it. Its occurred to me that not many quote it, for obvious reasons. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Of course when one of our members quotes it, those who've decided to block the drivel can read it. Its occurred to me that not many quote it, for obvious reasons. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory I did wonder if anyone would spot the Full Metal Jacket quote. Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Well that's Judgetwi fucked then. 5 hours ago, DrCunt said: Here's hoping. You can dream about it losers. 😁😎😆😆😆🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If only you'd emigrated to somewhere with no fucking internet, eh? The cunt hasn’t emigrated anywhere. The cunt is a liar, fake, fraud and remoaner bullshitter. The cunt needs the BBC to tell him what to think every minute of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If only you'd emigrated to somewhere with no fucking internet, eh? Indeed. But it’s faster here than blighty. 50mbps is standard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 44 minutes ago, judgetwi said: The cunt hasn’t emigrated anywhere. The cunt is a liar, fake, fraud and remoaner bullshitter. The cunt needs the BBC to tell him what to think every minute of the day. Get fucked you dunce. As always you are welcome to check my IP address. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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