Guest judgetwi Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 I’ve yet to receive any pamphlets from the Tory, Labour or Lib Dumb fucking traitors. However, all the other cunts have communicated with me, including the Wimminz Equality Party who, to be honest, I always thought were a figment of Polly Toynbee’s vivid imagination. The one that drew my attention was the Green Party shit with the too often spotted Brighton Lucas Monkey all over it. I got out my magnifying glass, usually reserved for more intimate examinations which are none of your fucking business, and surveyed every square millimetre. I was looking for the magic words “recycled/recyclable paper.” Not there. 😱 So I stuck it in an envelope and sent it back to some shithole in Millwall country (are they that poor?) along with a note asking how many trees they destroyed to produce this stinking pile of remoaner shite. Obviously, i’m not expecting a reply from Caroline explaining why the rules only apply to the plebs and not to important cunts like her and Dame Emma fucking “look at my working class dungarees” Thompson. I’m sure she gets common scum like me asking her awkward questions every day of the week. We should be satisfied that we live in a democracy where our vote counts. Oh shit.......... wait a minute! 😨😰😥😥😭😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Nigel Farage, when lactose meets intolerance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’ve yet to receive any pamphlets from the Tory, Labour or Lib Dumb fucking traitors. 😱 We should be satisfied that we live in a democracy where our vote counts. Oh shit.......... wait a minute! 😨😰😥😥😭😭 I have received a leaflet saying that only the conservatives can deliver brexit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 34 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Nigel Farage, when lactose meets intolerance. best comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Nigel Farage, when lactose meets intolerance. Looks like yet another victim of Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: best comment Is that almost a rat like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’ve yet to receive any pamphlets from the Tory, Labour or Lib Dumb fucking traitors. However, all the other cunts have communicated with me, including the Wimminz Equality Party who, to be honest, I always thought were a figment of Polly Toynbee’s vivid imagination. The one that drew my attention was the Green Party shit with the too often spotted Brighton Lucas Monkey all over it. I got out my magnifying glass, usually reserved for more intimate examinations which are none of your fucking business, and surveyed every square millimetre. I was looking for the magic words “recycled/recyclable paper.” Not there. 😱 So I stuck it in an envelope and sent it back to some shithole in Millwall country (are they that poor?) along with a note asking how many trees they destroyed to produce this stinking pile of remoaner shite. Obviously, i’m not expecting a reply from Caroline explaining why the rules only apply to the plebs and not to important cunts like her and Dame Emma fucking “look at my working class dungarees” Thompson. I’m sure she gets common scum like me asking her awkward questions every day of the week. We should be satisfied that we live in a democracy where our vote counts. Oh shit.......... wait a minute! 😨😰😥😥😭😭 I'm sure any awkward questions aimed at her will get the "you're a racist" response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: ' Judgetwi couldn't contain himself after finally meeting his hero Sir Nige in person ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure any awkward questions aimed at her will get the "you're a racist" response I know not liking blacks makes you a racist but not liking greens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Nigel Farage, when lactose meets intolerance. Google the picture of the cunt that threw it and, like me, I'm sure you'll be surprise that the fat cunt actually threw it rather than drank it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Is that almost a rat like? don't cheapen the experience Alf. You don't want to end up like that disgusting whore, @Eric Cuntman. He's a disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 45 minutes ago, ratcum said: don't cheapen the experience Alf. You don't want to end up like that disgusting whore, @Eric Cuntman. He's a disease I don't seek likes, it is a futile practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 8 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Nigel Farage, when lactose meets intolerance. Or when Punkape is allowed to return to golf club glory hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: I don't seek likes, it is a futile practice. Jesus was all about likes and look where it got his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: Jesus was all about likes and look where it got his arse. FUCK OFF YOU BORING KRAUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 9 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Nigel Farage, when lactose meets intolerance. More like when spunk hits a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: More like when spunk hits a cunt If you mean splashing your uvula on the way down your throat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 59 minutes ago, ratcum said: Jesus was all about likes and look where it got his arse. He didn't have my charisma. And if he had, there weren't any antibiotics for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 42 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: More like when spunk hits a cunt Did you plan on getting shitfaced and banned when you started drinking at lunchtime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He didn't have my charisma. And if he had, there weren't any antibiotics for it. That's why it's all a load of shit! It was said Jesus could turn water into wine, one should think antibiotics would be a simple sleight of hand parlour trick for the cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: That's why it's all a load of shit! It was said Jesus could turn water into wine, one should think antibiotics would be a simple sleight of hand parlour trick for the cunt! Exactly. If he could perform miracles, why didn't he have a Bugatti Veyron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Exactly. If he could perform miracles, why didn't he have a Bugatti Veyron. Or prevent Janet Street Porters teeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 58 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: FUCK OFF YOU BORING KRAUT Good old Scrotals. Like a risk assessment at Auschwitz; a necessary evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exactly. If he could perform miracles, why didn't he have a Bugatti Veyron. Or get Julie Andrews to do barnyard porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 29 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If you mean splashing your uvula on the way down your throat... I convinced Frau Rat the best to keep the Gaviscon is in my trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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