King Billy Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Are you feeling all right, Pen? You've only made thirty posts since yesterday, and at one point went almost three hours with no output at all. That would be his three hour appointment at Colostomy Bags R Us this afternoon for his upgrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 There's a few cunts on here I'd like to unplug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That would probably be their choice as well. Much like terminal patients who aren't allowed the comfort and dignity of a medically assisted end to suffering, and instead are left in pain to starve and dehydrate to death over a couple of weeks, when treatment is withdrawn. All thanks to Sky fairy religious influence. About time we started treating those with imaginary friends as mentally ill, and stopped allowing them to influence societal and political decisions. May we do it with an M134? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: May we do it with an M134? Fuck off you boring no mark sleep inducing cunt of a wank Stain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Just now, Eddie said: Fuck off you boring no mark sleep inducing cunt if a wank Stain Go to sleep then, you worthless waste of human life! Try mixing alcohol with painkillers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's genuinely worrying that you didn't need to actually check those posting statistics. I suspect that Baws has got a bit of a statistic streak in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Upon Roops return, Eddie will be going away for a while for a much needed rest, courtesy of yours truly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Neil said: There's a few cunts on here I'd like to unplug That position is currently filled, thank you very much. If a vacancy arises, we'll let you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: That position is currently filled, thank you very much. If a vacancy arises, we'll let you know. Scotty, before you completely dismiss the option, ever consider selling franchises? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scotty, before you completely dismiss the option, ever consider selling franchises? Hmmm 🤔 Intriguing idea, wizz. I'm thinking "Pastures New" or "Mortal Coil" as the brand concept, is there any particular district branch (or as the company will refer to them, "parishes",) that you'd care to bid for? All religions catered for, "depart this vale of tears with Pastures New....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 47 minutes ago, scotty said: Hmmm 🤔 Intriguing idea, wizz. I'm thinking "Pastures New" or "Mortal Coil" as the brand concept, is there any particular district branch (or as the company will refer to them, "parishes",) that you'd care to bid for? All religions catered for, "depart this vale of tears with Pastures New....." Heavens Gate or even 'eaven's Gate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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