Alistair Campbell

[Jiggerycock]

Shame you've got depression and everything (though I daresay you've made a few sovs out of the documentaries and TV appearances you've made to talk about it) but if you stopped being such a cunt and actually behaved like a human being with just a soupcon of humour and a dash of self-realisation and a smidge of alternatives to your ghetto-area, pro-European bletherings, then more people might like you and by golly you might even like yourself?

[Wolfie]

How can anyone feel compassion for Tony Blair's chief spin doctor who served up the biggest lie in modern British history, forcing his country to war in the Middle East under a cloud of complete falsification while kissing the arse of George W Bush's corrupt administration? With the unnecessary deaths of more than 1 million innocents on his mind, I'm not surprised the cunt is feeling depressed. Arrogant, colossal wanker.

[Earl of Punkape]

3 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

How can anyone warm to Tony Blair's spin doctor who served up the biggest lie in modern British history, forcing his country to wage war in the Middle East under a cloud of complete falsification while kissing the arse of George W Bush's corrupt administration? With the unnecessary deaths of more than 1 million innocents on his mind, I'm not surprised the cunt is feeling depressed. Long may his suffering continue. What a colossal, arrogant wanker.

1 million camel 🐪 shagging rag-heads died in the Middle East....

Where’s the problem?

You colossal fool.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

Nobody is going to like the cunt.  If he were to buy a dog to get a friend, it would run into traffic.  

[ratcum]

The original oily heap of shit, throttling the life out of Labour with his corrosive ambition.  Campbell made Joseph Goebbels look like a small man with a club foot.

I hope his next shit is a full term baby.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Nobody is going to like the cunt.  If he were to buy a dog to get a friend, it would run into traffic.  

With his bollocks in its mouth 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

With his bollocks in its mouth 

Hmm...I was under the impression he was castrated shortly after being shat out.  

[King Billy]

53 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Hmm...I was under the impression he was castrated shortly after being shat out.  

His daughter Grace masquerades as a stand up comedian. The both of them were on tv recently, spouting on about the need for a ‘peoples’ vote on Brexit. According to ‘Nut Nut’ Campbell that’s the only democratic way to resolve this terrible impasse in the commons, deftly swerving any comparison to Blairs refusal to even contemplate a referendum on the Illegal Iraq invasion. He obviously doesn’t have the connections any more to fake the evidence of skullduggery but that didn’t stop him making wild allegations about Nigel Farage and the whole Leave campaign being fraudulent and blah blah blah. All the time Grace the so-called ‘comedian’ was sat beside him chipping in with what she and her old man thought were hilariously funny comments. If this PC Right On Cunt is the future of British comedy then I’m giving up laughing cos she couldn’t make me chuckle if she tickled my spreadeagled arsehole with a rolled up picture of Jeremy Corbyn doing Diane Abbot up the shitter with Len McCluskeys cock in his mouth. There is just something about the Campbell Cunt that doesn’t really click with me. It’s probably me. 

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

How can anyone feel compassion for Tony Blair's chief spin doctor who served up the biggest lie in modern British history, forcing his country to war in the Middle East under a cloud of complete falsification while kissing the arse of George W Bush's corrupt administration? With the unnecessary deaths of more than 1 million innocents on his mind, I'm not surprised the cunt is feeling depressed. Arrogant, colossal wanker.

The mans an arrogant cunt.

[camberwell gypsy]

51 minutes ago, King Billy said:

His daughter Grace masquerades as a stand up comedian. The both of them were on tv recently, spouting on about the need for a ‘peoples’ vote on Brexit. According to ‘Nut Nut’ Campbell that’s the only democratic way to resolve this terrible impasse in the commons, deftly swerving any comparison to Blairs refusal to even contemplate a referendum on the Illegal Iraq invasion. He obviously doesn’t have the connections any more to fake the evidence of skullduggery but that didn’t stop him making wild allegations about Nigel Farage and the whole Leave campaign being fraudulent and blah blah blah. All the time Grace the so-called ‘comedian’ was sat beside him chipping in with what she and her old man thought were hilariously funny comments. If this PC Right On Cunt is the future of British comedy then I’m giving up laughing cos she couldn’t make me chuckle if she tickled my spreadeagled arsehole with a rolled up picture of Jeremy Corbyn doing Diane Abbot up the shitter with Len McCluskeys cock in his mouth. There is just something about the Campbell Cunt that doesn’t really click with me. It’s probably me. 

Everytime I see this fuckers fizzhogg on the TV I have to take deep breaths because if I dont, I'll be going through TV screens like Pen goes through sock puppets. 

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The mans an arrogant cunt.

"The man don't give a fuck"

[camberwell gypsy]

35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

"The man don't give a fuck"

Neither did Robin Friday 

[Guest judgetwi]

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

His daughter Grace masquerades as a stand up comedian. The both of them were on tv recently, spouting on about the need for a ‘peoples’ vote on Brexit. According to ‘Nut Nut’ Campbell that’s the only democratic way to resolve this terrible impasse in the commons, deftly swerving any comparison to Blairs refusal to even contemplate a referendum on the Illegal Iraq invasion. He obviously doesn’t have the connections any more to fake the evidence of skullduggery but that didn’t stop him making wild allegations about Nigel Farage and the whole Leave campaign being fraudulent and blah blah blah. All the time Grace the so-called ‘comedian’ was sat beside him chipping in with what she and her old man thought were hilariously funny comments. If this PC Right On Cunt is the future of British comedy then I’m giving up laughing cos she couldn’t make me chuckle if she tickled my spreadeagled arsehole with a rolled up picture of Jeremy Corbyn doing Diane Abbot up the shitter with Len McCluskeys cock in his mouth. There is just something about the Campbell Cunt that doesn’t really click with me. It’s probably me. 

No, it’s not you. Campbell’s blatherings about him being a mental case are the only truthful things that have come out of his lying, shit encrusted mouth. His obsession with the EU stems from the fact that for years dumb cunts swallowed his carefully crafted propaganda. He just can’t accept that the same dimmos who bought his shit have seen right through him. He is an ageing film star who just can’t understand why he isn’t sexy anymore. No wonder he’s gone doo-fucking-lally.

As for Grace she is a typical, privileged, champagne socialist product of the Blair years. Vegetarian, save the planet, pro EU, peaceful loving, right on feminazi. She describes herself as a “comedian and activist”.  😆😆

Translation..... I live off Daddy’s money and name and Daddy and Uncle Tony’s connections.

Poor old Alastair. His great years were pre-social media, when he could control the TV and the press. Now, it’s turned to shit and there is fuck all he can do about it.

No wonder he is going ape shit every time I see the cunt on the telly.

[Eric Cuntman]

16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Neither did Robin Friday 

Well spotted. 

[Eric Cuntman]

11 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

No, it’s not you. Campbell’s blatherings about him being a mental case are the only truthful things that have come out of his lying, shit encrusted mouth. His obsession with the EU stems from the fact that for years dumb cunts swallowed his carefully crafted propaganda. He just can’t accept that the same dimmos who bought his shit have seen right through him. He is an ageing film star who just can’t understand why he isn’t sexy anymore. No wonder he’s gone doo-fucking-lally.

As for Grace she is a typical, privileged, champagne socialist product of the Blair years. Vegetarian, save the planet, pro EU, peaceful loving, right on feminazi. She describes herself as a “comedian and activist”.  😆😆

Translation..... I live off Daddy’s money and name and Daddy and Uncle Tony’s connections.

Poor old Alastair. His great years were pre-social media, when he could control the TV and the press. Now, it’s turned to shit and there is fuck all he can do about it.

No wonder he is going ape shit every time I see the cunt on the telly.

Celebrity kids and how they are handed a life of luxury in return for zero talent or worth, demonstrates perfectly what is wrong with the world. 

Hi, I wanna be a fashion designer, my dad was in the Beatles. 

Your wish is our command.

[King Billy]

13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Celebrity kids and how they are handed a life of luxury in return for zero talent or worth, demonstrates perfectly what is wrong with the world. 

Hi, I wanna be a fashion designer, my dad was in the Beatles. 

Your wish is our command.

“Hi My names Harvey. Fuck of cunt”

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, King Billy said:

“Hi My names Harvey. Fuck of cunt”

Ime gowin too bee a brayn serjun.

 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Ime gowin too bee a brayn serjun.

 

You can perform the world's first brain transplant...remove what Punkape has currently, replace it with a sock full of popcorn and increase his IQ by 100 points.  

[Guest judgetwi]

11 minutes ago, King Billy said:

“Hi My names Harvey. Fuck of cunt”

Lucky for Harvey his brain will never be able to comprehend that his Mum is the worlds biggest slag.

Being thick as shit isn’t that bad after all. There are a few cunts on here who ought to take some comfort from that.

I bet they love their mums just like Harvey. 

Aaaaaah. 🤱

[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Lucky for Harvey his brain will never be able to comprehend that his Mum is the worlds biggest slag.

Being thick as shit isn’t that bad after all. There are a few cunts on here who ought to take some comfort from that.

I bet they love their mums just like Harvey. 

Aaaaaah. 🤱

I expect they love their mums a lot more than they love Harvey. 

Elementary. I'm surprised you didn't twig.

[Cunty BigBollox]

Don't people with depression quite often kill themselves rather than try and get publicity about their 'issues' on TV? Apart from that cunt on Jeremy Kyle who did both.

[Guest Ollyboro]

On 25/05/2019 at 01:37, judgetwi said:

Lucky for Harvey his brain will never be able to comprehend that his Mum is the worlds biggest slag.

Being thick as shit isn’t that bad after all. There are a few cunts on here who ought to take some comfort from that.

I bet they love their mums just like Harvey. 

Aaaaaah. 🤱

Aaaaaah? Have you just come, Judy? Or have you been snorting the Bisto again?

By the way, nice touch on doing the mackems in the last minute. Well done.

[Jiggerycock]

Results cverage and he's there, haggard and florid, ranting and interrupting others while he expounded his view that if only Jeremy had made a clear commitment to stopping BREXIT he would have won.

Campbell seems to be back on the booze. He looked pissed - he always ACTS like a violent alcoholic but was hitherto a "dry drunk". Now he's presumably back on the sauce.

[Jiggerycock]

Cunts only been kicked out of Labour!

What a brilliant week this is turning into.

At last - a policy from Steptoe that brings people together.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

On 24/05/2019 at 20:23, Jiggerycock said:

Shame you've got depression and everything (though I daresay you've made a few sovs out of the documentaries and TV appearances you've made to talk about it) but if you stopped being such a cunt and actually behaved like a human being with just a soupcon of humour and a dash of self-realisation and a smidge of alternatives to your ghetto-area, pro-European bletherings, then more people might like you and by golly you might even like yourself?

Surely it's "soupçon"?