Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 30 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: No, out there in the real world. A local drunk pensioner (at 9.30 indeed!) with tourettes, I will try and get some footage. Long as it's as good as Ape's 'man walking without swinging his arms''' video. That was a great one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: ...and that ladies and gentleman is what happens when a punter with small-man syndrome becomes tired and over-emotional. Far be it from me to make a suggestion after pressing all his buttons but he should seek permission from the saintly Mrs Decs if he could have forty winks. He forgot his comfort blanket and the thought of getting on a Ryanair flight with all the bollocks that go with it has made him a bit ratty.I do hope he didn't forget his dummy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: ...and that ladies and gentleman is what happens when a punter with small-man syndrome becomes tired and over-emotional. Far be it from me to make a suggestion after pressing all his buttons but he should seek permission from the saintly Mrs Decs if he could have forty winks. For someone who vehemently warns punters about violating site protocol by mentioning others' partners and family members, how are you not in contravention of the same site rules you are recruited to upkeep? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: For someone who vehemently warns punters about violating site protocol by mentioning others' partners and family members, how are you not in contravention of the same site rules you are recruited to upkeep? Fuck off you darts playing peasant.. lol.....darts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Apparently so. The ginger exhibitionist slag has clearly had a little cry over my barbs, it's great to see such a captain of industry getting so upset about the drunken ramblings of an apparently minor LG employee. I'd suggest she keeps her haggard menopausal arse out of the boardroom if she can't handle a small fry like me. As for my supposed begging letters, publish and be damned. It's hardly the most embarrassing thing anyone has revealed about themselves on here, most of us are still gagging at the memory of her contorted, stretch-mark riddled legs pulled back to show her slack, child-ruined cunt. And if I'm on "thin ice" and need to honour any apparent previous agreement purely for pointing out what a ridiculous figure of fun she is, then I'd suggest she bans me and deletes all my content. I don't care anymore, I hardly post as prolifically as I did, mostly because the site has gone to absolute shit with the likes Pen and you offering fuck all. Do it, you half-dead, gold digging, Google abusing, bullshitting, intolerable fucking hag. Ciao. P.S. I hope you're dead within the year Withers, you boring, Punkape-lite cunt. I'll be dreaming about the chemo setting your veins afire as you die in agony. I’m the best on here. Eat shit. lol, lol LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 23 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off you darts playing peasant.. lol.....darts.... And just about as boring as darts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Frank said: I’m the best on here. Eat shit. lol, lol LOL Frank, it appears Decs is annoyed with me. Have you been upsetting him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 27 minutes ago, Wolfie said: For someone who vehemently warns punters about violating site protocol by mentioning others' partners and family members, how are you not in contravention of the same site rules you are recruited to upkeep? I was being complimentary about Mrs Decs. May I suggest you actually read the site rules with special attention to Rule 12 and so avoid making a complete prat of yourself in future? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, it appears Decs is annoyed with me. Have you been upsetting him? The wordy twat hasn’t stop rattling since I called him out for fabricating his short break to Naples. No point in banning the cunt whilst he continues to suffer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: ...and that ladies and gentleman is what happens when a punter with small-man syndrome becomes tired and over-emotional. Far be it from me to make a suggestion after pressing all his buttons but he should seek permission from the saintly Mrs Decs if he could have forty winks. I would love to be at Stansted this afternoon, to see the drunken, disheveled cunt escorted off the plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: And just about as boring as darts. 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off you darts playing peasant.. lol.....darts.... Such is your joint unpopularity on this site, the pair of you have been left with no option other than to suck each other off. Honestly, today is the first time I've been reminded of Cannon & Ball in decades. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 30 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Such is your joint unpopularity on this site, the pair of you have been left with no option other than to suck each other off. Honestly, today is the first time I've been reminded of Cannon & Ball in decades. 180 Fuck offs. Pleb. lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Such is your joint unpopularity on this site, the pair of you have been left with no option other than to suck each other off. Honestly, today is the first time I've been reminded of Cannon & Ball in decades. Quite honestly, I don't give a flying fuck what you think. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Quite honestly, I don't give a flying fuck what you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Such is your joint unpopularity on this site, the pair of you have been left with no option other than to suck each other off. Honestly, today is the first time I've been reminded of Cannon & Ball in decades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Apparently so. The ginger exhibitionist slag has clearly had a little cry over my barbs, it's great to see such a captain of industry getting so upset about the drunken ramblings of an apparently minor LG employee. I'd suggest she keeps her haggard menopausal arse out of the boardroom if she can't handle a small fry like me. As for my supposed begging letters, publish and be damned. It's hardly the most embarrassing thing anyone has revealed about themselves on here, most of us are still gagging at the memory of her contorted, stretch-mark riddled legs pulled back to show her slack, child-ruined cunt. And if I'm on "thin ice" and need to honour any apparent previous agreement purely for pointing out what a ridiculous figure of fun she is, then I'd suggest she bans me and deletes all my content. I don't care anymore, I hardly post as prolifically as I did, mostly because the site has gone to absolute shit with the likes Pen and you offering fuck all. Do it, you half-dead, gold digging, Google abusing, bullshitting, intolerable fucking hag. Ciao. P.S. I hope you're dead within the year Withers, you boring, Punkape-lite cunt. I'll be dreaming about the chemo setting your veins afire as you die in agony. I'm only laughing on the outside..... other than that a bigger dummy spit is hard to imagine, fucking worthless attention seeking trollymong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: No, it's simply that his posts are funnier, and more interesting than yours, you non-coolered, sycophantic, pin-headed cunt. 10,000+ posts, shit sticking to walls indeed. You calling anyone 'sycophantic' is absolutely fucking priceless. You really are the living embodiment of everything that people hate about the French. Cowardly, traitorous little weaselling cunt. Sawmill indeed.. Fucking idiot. Even the Welsh saw you coming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You calling anyone 'sycophantic' is absolutely fucking priceless. You really are the living embodiment of everything that people hate about the French. Cowardly, traitorous little weaselling cunt. Sawmill indeed.. Fucking idiot. Even the Welsh saw you coming. Predictable response. (Eddie you owe me a fiver). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Predictable response. (Eddie you owe me a fiver). Slightly less predictable than you finding a new arse to crawl up. Co-dependent parasite. vivre. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You calling anyone 'sycophantic' is absolutely fucking priceless. You really are the living embodiment of everything that people hate about the French. Cowardly, traitorous little weaselling cunt. Sawmill indeed.. Fucking idiot. Even the Welsh saw you coming. You’d be doing us all a favour if you would fuck off this site for a while, Eric. Charmless cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 12 minutes ago, Frank said: You’d be doing us all a favour if you would fuck off this site for a while, Eric. Charmless cunt. Frank, if there was ever a good time to post your latest video, this isn't it. Wait 'til Black Eddie is released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 20 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet your hobby is as a spectator at nude,transgender synchronised swimming accompanied by fish and chips to warm your already squelching lap and soiled undergarments. lol. Hey Spunk, I'm on the lookout for a dashboard phone mount for my old Landy. Despite owning a 'new' shape Range Rover, I'm well aware you still choose to use an old-school windscreen cradle, even though your 4x4 has the latest voice recognition & hands-free built-in map systems. Did you get yours from Halfords? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Hey Spunk, I'm on the lookout for a dashboard phone mount for my old Landy. Despite owning a 'new' shape Range Rover, I'm well aware you still choose to use an old-school windscreen cradle, even though your 4x4 has the latest voice recognition & hands-free built-in map systems. Did you get yours from Halfords? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, if there was ever a good time to post your latest video, this isn't it. Wait 'til Black Eddie is released. Scrote it’s no secret that I’m only interested in topping the leaderboard; I’m currently running joint second with the cuntman. When’s little Ed back? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 29 minutes ago, Frank said: You’d be doing us all a favour if you would fuck off this site for a while, Eric. Charmless cunt. Ok frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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