Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Ape, I’m on my rented deck chair in St James’s Park, having the time of my life. Life’s great at 50. https://youtu.be/pu7AR0-FRro You have really let yourself go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: You have really let yourself go. Definitely a touch of the Ralph Harris about him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Poesklap Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 On 31/05/2019 at 12:36, Cuntybaws said: Come on @Poesklap, stop lurking and post something. You’re good when you do, and fuck only knows this place could do with some quality these days Hmmm @Cuntybaws... Judging by the casual vitriol heaped down on anyone who pops their head above the parapet, lurking – and just enjoying the (occasional) really bitingly funny rejoinders here – seems the best option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 14 minutes ago, Poesklap said: Hmmm @Cuntybaws... Judging by the casual vitriol heaped down on anyone who pops their head above the parapet, lurking – and just enjoying the (occasional) really bitingly funny rejoinders here – seems the best option. You're one of the brighter candidates though Polecat. The ones who get smashed up tend to be, a bit, well spazzy really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Poesklap Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, Poesklap said: Hmmm @Cuntybaws... Judging by the casual vitriol heaped down on anyone who pops their head above the parapet, lurking – and just enjoying the (occasional) really bitingly funny rejoinders here – seems the best option. Besides, I don't read your press, nor you mine, so my blood-spitting vexations down south in Africa are not really topical for CC. That said, the usual salmonella shit show of politicians, d-list celebrities and internecine squabbling of whatever message board you're on, are universal. That said, I feel a nom coming on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Poesklap Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Here goes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Poesklap said: Here goes... Is your shop closed on a Sunday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 On 30/05/2019 at 21:30, Earl Albert of Ross said: Reading your posts on here I thought that's what happened to you. It is time that you and Eric along with your respective sock puppet entourages gave it a fucking rest, and don't drag me into it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 22 hours ago, Poesklap said: Besides, I don't read your press, nor you mine, so my blood-spitting vexations down south in Africa are not really topical for CC. That said, the usual salmonella shit show of politicians, d-list celebrities and internecine squabbling of whatever message board you're on, are universal. That said, I feel a nom coming on. Apologies for the tardiness of my reply, but as coincidence would have it I’m currently relatively incommunicado in a latitude much closer to yours than usual. Yes, the last time South Africa got much of an airing on here was when Winnie Mandela finally obliged us all by dying, and we also had a good chuckle at the sign language cunt at Nelson’s funeral. In a thematic three-for-one I’m hopeful that Zuma’s funeral isn’t far off either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Poesklap Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 On 03/06/2019 at 12:31, Cuntybaws said: Yes, the last time South Africa got much of an airing on here was when Winnie Mandela finally obliged us all by dying, and we also had a good chuckle at the sign language cunt at Nelson’s funeral. In a thematic three-for-one I’m hopeful that Zuma’s funeral isn’t far off either. Amen. A Zuma Mugabe double bill funeral would be a welcome jubilation in these trying times down south. Sadly African dictators that are not actually assassinated seem to go on forever in their dotage. Would that I could have them trussed, gagged like Marcellus Wallace and delivered to Punker’s Pleasuredome, aka the men’s bogs on Clapham Common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 26 minutes ago, Poesklap said: Amen. A Zuma Mugabe double bill funeral would be a welcome jubilation in these trying times down south. Sadly African dictators that are not actually assassinated seem to go on forever in their dotage. Would that I could have them trussed, gagged like Marcellus Wallace and delivered to Punker’s Pleasuredome, aka the men’s bogs on Clapham Common. Unfortunately, he wouldn't "finish them off" in the manner you're hoping for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 3 hours ago, DrCunt said: Unfortunately, he wouldn't "finish them off" in the manner you're hoping for. I expect he would get them to "finish him off". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 On 29 May 2019 at 09:28, Decimus said: There you go, one last one on me. Goodbye and get fucked. I see you lurking. Get yourself back here. If only to finish 'A Haunting In Norfolk'. lazy fucking 24 digited Man From Atlantis cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I see you lurking. Get yourself back here. If only to finish 'A Haunting In Norfolk'. lazy fucking 24 digited Man From Atlantis cunt. I don't like not being the top of the leaderboard, but I like it even less when I don't see you sleeping in daddy bear's bed when I'm out. What the fuck has happened? It's been a two horse race for the last year and a half at least, yet I come back to find you languishing in third place with Gyppo of all people at number two. Has the corner like system been hijacked by Miranda and Mrs Brown's Boys fans? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I see you lurking. Get yourself back here. If only to finish 'A Haunting In Norfolk'. lazy fucking 24 digited Man From Atlantis cunt. Let me know if he replies. I've blocked him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't like not being the top of the leaderboard, but I like it even less when I don't see you sleeping in daddy bear's bed when I'm out. What the fuck has happened? It's been a two horse race for the last year and a half at least, yet I come back to find you languishing in third place with Gyppo of all people at number two. Has the corner like system been hijacked by Miranda and Mrs Brown's Boys fans? I became disillusioned and took some time off, then Betterthanyou started marching around like he owned the place, so I returned, to kill it. I haven't really been putting the effort in. I'm sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I became disillusioned and took some time off, then Betterthanyou started marching around like he owned the place, so I returned, to kill it. I haven't really been putting the effort in. I'm sorry. Betterthanyou deserves a spot on the open corner. A cunt of the highest order but not the caliber required to grace the corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Betterthanyou 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Betterthanyou Who? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Who? "Crab of the Month". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: Who? Just another stupid little, out of its depth cunt. If it comes back, it's my thing now, but I don't have any real attachment to it, so feel free to kick its cunt in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Who? What a pleasure to have you back. Cry-baby petty fucking ponce. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: What a pleasure to have you back. Cry-baby petty fucking ponce. Fuck off. I've spent a few minutes reviewing the last 2.5 weeks content. With the reduction in quality and content due to my absence, mediocrity and worse has prevailed. Roops has been churning out banal, everyday posts in a transparent attempt to keep the discourse going, with the post count supplemented by sub-par fucking bollocks contributed by new nonentities. You've made a few of your usual bog standard repetitive stock phrases, and Withers has mentioned Ape a few dozen times. This site is fucking nothing without me, and you know it. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I've spent a few minutes reviewing the last 2.5 weeks content. With the reduction in quality and content due to my absence, mediocrity and worse has prevailed. Roops has been churning out banal, everyday posts in a transparent attempt to keep the discourse going, with the post count supplemented by sub-par fucking bollocks contributed by new nonentities. You've made a few of your usual bog standard repetitive stock phrases, and Withers has mentioned Ape a few dozen times. This site is fucking nothing without me, and you know it. Fuck off. Good old Deco; like Wearside Jack only no one remembers you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, ratcum said: Good old Deco; like Wearside Jack only no one remembers you. More like "Gentleman Jack", but with smaller testicles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Good old Deco; like Wearside Jack Wor Blackie Milburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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