Guest DrCunt Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 The entries so far are: Environment Secretary Michael Gove: Slimy, backstabbing, sweaty sock with a strong whiff of left footedness. An Oxbridge "proud Christian". Complete and utter cunt of the highest order. Health Secretary Matt Hancock: Who? Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt: James Naughtie called it right. Expenses cheat. Oxbridge. Son of an Admiral, relative of Oswald Mosley and all round twat. Former Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson: Not much to say about Boris, is there? All round decent, family loving, faithful chap who'll do wonders for Britain's reputation throughout the world, not. Oxbridge. Changes positions depending on the prevailing wind. Would sell all his own family into slavery to get to the top. Former Leader of the House Andrea Leadsom: A very committed Christian. Gave May a pass to the leadership, but then finished her off last week. Bland and female. Former Work and Pensions Secretary Esther McVey: Former GMTV presenter with Eammon Holmes (wtf?). Scouser. Voted against LGBT rights and same sex marriage. Had a fairly tough start to life (well she was born in Liverpool). Probably a half decent shag. Soon also to be a former leadership candidate. Former Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab: Half Czech Jew, half British. Oxbridge. Trained as a solicitor. Third dan black belt in karate and married to a Brazilian. International Development Secretary Rory Stewart: Quite possibly the ugliest man that has ever lived. Inbred son of a diplomat. Eton, Oxbridge. Former Army officer, but didn't get past 2nd Lieutenant. Former private tutor to Wills and Harry when at Uni. Eminently forgettable. Home Secretary Sajid Javid: 1st generation Pakistani British, born in Rochdale. Should go down a bomb with the Tory party members in the Home Counties (pun intended). Banker (not a euphemism). What a fantastic opportunity to get a first rate PM. We're fucking doomed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 Ill have a P please bob Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 30 minutes ago, DrCunt said: The entries so far are: Environment Secretary Michael Gove: Slimy, backstabbing, sweaty sock with a strong whiff of left footedness. An Oxbridge, proud Christian. Complete and utter cunt of the highest order. Health Secretary Matt Hancock: Who? Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt: James Naughtie called it right. Expenses cheat. Oxbridge. Son of an Admiral, relative of Oswald Mosley and all round twat. Former Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson: Not much to say about Boris, is there? All round decent, family loving, faithful chap who'll do wonders for Britain's reputation throughout the world, not. Oxbridge. Changes positions depending on the prevailing wind. Would sell all his own family into slavery to get to the top. Former Leader of the House Andrea Leadsom: A very committed Christian. Gave May a pass to the leadership, but then finished her off last week. Bland and female. Former Work and Pensions Secretary Esther McVey: Former GMTV presenter with Eammon Holmes (wtf?). Scouser. Voted against LGBT rights and same sex marriage. Had a fairly tough start to life (well she was born in Liverpool). Probably a half decent shag. Soon to be former leadership candidate. Former Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab: Half Czech Jew, half British. Oxbridge. Trained as a solicitor. Third dan black belt in karate and married to a Brazilian. International Development Secretary Rory Stewart: Quite possibly the ugliest man that has ever lived. Inbred son of a diplomat. Eton, Oxbridge. Former Army officer, but didn't get past 2nd Lieutenant. Former private tutor to Wills and Harry when at Uni. Eminently forgettable. Home Secretary Sajid Javid: 1st generation Pakistani British, born in Rochdale. Should go down a bomb with the Tory party members in the Home Counties then. Banker (not a euphemism). What a fantastic opportunity to get a first rate PM. We're fucking doomed! We need Jacob Rees-Mogg !!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 I see Gove is set to give away 3 million British passports to various foreigners who have professed to live here for five years. But I'll still have to pay for mine. I hope the slimy cunt is going to pay for them from his own pocket, though I somehow doubt it. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 33 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: We need Jacob Rees-Mogg !!!! You omitted "to hang himself" from the end of that sentence. I'd rather have the remaining Chuckle Brother as PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, DrCunt said: You omitted "to hang himself" from the end of that sentence. I'd rather have the remaining Chuckle Brother as PM. I'd have Tyson Furey as PM. I'm mean he can't fuck things up much more can he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd have Tyson Furey as PM. I'm mean he can't fuck things up much more can he? There is only one way to find out with any certainty. Elect the cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 Runners and riders for the fucking donkey derby. These stupid cunts have had their pissers pulled by Mrs May for the last 3 years. This reality finally dawned on the idiots after she bottled a no deal exit in March. There is no hope for this collection of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 Runners and riders? The fucking sheepskin noseband and cheekpieces would do a better job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 I swallowed my pride and principles and voted Brexit party. The trouble is that many other leavers from the left voted Green because they could not stomach voting for Farage ..the political analists will see them as being remainers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 To be fair it is a handicap stakes. The handicap being a requirement not to have a normal complement of 23 pairs of chromosomes due to generations of upper class inbreeding. If she declares, I'm voting for Penny Mordaunt, but only because she has nice tits and can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Runners and riders? The fucking sheepskin noseband and cheekpieces would do a better job! I've arrived at the point where I'm ready to let the larger F/c Fan bases have a go. Liverpool v. Man utd. for a final Brexit free for all...winner sets the date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 35 minutes ago, DrCunt said: To be fair it is a handicap stakes. The handicap being a requirement not to have a normal complement of 23 pairs of chromosomes due to generations of upper class inbreeding. If she declares, I'm voting for Penny Mordaunt, but only because she has nice tits and can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. If she promised to do a TV special, where she Does lezzing with Esther McVey. I'd try and vote for both of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: If she promised to do a TV special, where she Does lezzing with Esther McVey. I'd try and vote for both of them. With Eammon Holmes doing the commentary? Esther's going for the bowling ball grip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 I'd give them both one up the ballot box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: I'd give them both one up the ballot box I’m sure you would prefer a threesome with Dianne Abbott and Emily Thornberry.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 There can only possibly be one winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If she promised to do a TV special, where she Does lezzing with Esther McVey. I'd try and vote for both of them. 2 hours ago, Neil said: I'd give them both one up the ballot box Neil can you use your {ahem} 'persuasive powers' to see if there's the remotest chance of Louise Mensch ever returning to front-line domestic politics and throwing her hat into the ring (oooo-err missus!) for this wankathon competition we've turned the Leadership of our great nation into? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 I’ve had a quiet whisper in my ear that ‘Joey Essex’ is about to throw his cat into the ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 Breaking News. Kit Malthouse has joined the field. No, I've not heard of him either. Housing Minister. Looks like an overweight mong. Eyes very close together. Scouser. I've got more chance of being the next PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 I suspect that there is more to this than meets the eye. Kit Malthouse has all the credentials for a nice neutral looking grey candidate able to please everyone being prepared by the party and in a very safe seat with a 23,000 + plus majority. This is one to watch to see if senior Tories start publically grooming him. How many had heard of John Major? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 This cunt (Kit Malthouse) is being prepared by the tory top brass. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9165263/kit-malthouse-tory-leadership-race/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 40 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I suspect that there is more to this than meets the eye. Kit Malthouse has all the credentials for a nice neutral looking grey candidate able to please everyone being prepared by the party and in a very safe seat with a 23,000 + plus majority. This is one to watch to see if senior Tories start publically grooming him. How many had heard of John Major? How many had heard of John Major? He was both Foreign Secretary and Chancellor previously, meaning he held two of the three great offices of state prior to being PM. Idiot. Get the fuck off my thread, shitehawk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 hours ago, DrCunt said: How many had heard of John Major? He was both Foreign Secretary and Chancellor previously, meaning he held two of the three great offices of state prior to being PM. Idiot. Get the fuck off my thread, shitehawk. It did not matter what offices Baxter Basics had held .. he was so grey that no cunt had noticed him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 Going back to the Thatcher era. Thatcher was in colour with a background of faithfull grey men working in the background. She quickly neutralised most opposition and of course in the late 1980s the press was almost entirely fixated with her handbagging of Brussels. May's big problem has been that her underminers have all been more colourful than her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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