Guest Khiwa Posted May 30, 2019 Report Share Posted May 30, 2019 The touching moment, when a retarded dull cunt finally receives his new inflatable made to order wife.😓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 8 minutes ago, Khiwa said: The touching moment, when a retarded dull cunt finally receives his new inflatable made to order wife.😓 If its name is Ming, I hope it gets stabbed or slashed by the box opener and dies before ever being used.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 9 hours ago, Khiwa said: The touching moment, when a retarded dull cunt finally receives his new inflatable made to order wife.😓 The sort of cunt who orders one with realistic pubic hair so they don’t think he’s a paedophile, and then bursts it trying to shave it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The sort of cunt who orders one with realistic pubic hair so they don’t think he’s a paedophile, and then bursts it trying to shave it. Have you ever wondered what Ann Widdecombe’s snatch looks like? I bet you have you pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Have you ever wondered what Ann Widdecombe’s snatch looks like? I bet you have you pervert. It couldn’t be any worse than her fucking face. Could it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 18 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Have you ever wondered what Ann Widdecombe’s snatch looks like? I bet you have you pervert. I have, something like this with more cobwebs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 36 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Have you ever wondered what Ann Widdecombe’s snatch looks like? I bet you have you pervert. Poor old Snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: I have, something like this with more cobwebs. Cobwebs? I doubt that. Apparently Ann has, in her will, donated her dildo collection to the British Museum ( classical antiquities department ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Have you ever wondered what Ann Widdecombe’s snatch looks like? That’s not the sort of thought that crosses a normal person’s mind. I wonder what R D Laing would have made of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 49 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That’s not the sort of thought that crosses a normal person’s mind. I wonder what R D Laing would have made of it? Or AJP Taylor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 53 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Or AJP Taylor. Or JR Hartley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 Its fucking shit TV show making like this that makes me want to kick the fucking screen in,it really is a smorgasbord of cack these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That’s not the sort of thought that crosses a normal person’s mind. I wonder what R D Laing would have made of it? Not sure, but k.d Lang would have been interested. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 22 minutes ago, Neil said: Its fucking shit TV show making like this that makes me want to kick the fucking screen in,it really is a smorgasbord of cack these days In the 3+ years I've known you Neil, you have actually kicked in 5 t.v's to my knowledge. I bet Currys fucking love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: In the 3+ years I've known you Neil, you have actually kicked in 5 t.v's to my knowledge. I bet Currys fucking love you. Not Currys but Rumbelows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 13 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I have, something like this with more cobwebs. Fuck me admiral alf, I've actually been in there. And Annie's cunt- feet first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 22 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: If its name is Ming, I hope it gets stabbed or slashed by the box opener and dies before ever being used.  Had a bad experience in this department then Wizz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: Cobwebs? I doubt that. Apparently Ann has, in her will, donated her dildo collection to the British Museum ( classical antiquities department ) One's gotta be at least the size of a Ming dynasty vase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 8 hours ago, Major Cunt said: One's gotta be at least the size of a Ming dynasty vase. Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Not Currys but Rumbelows. Was it a Bush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 12 hours ago, Glowworm said: Was it a Bush? No. A Ferguson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Frank? No but he does have a but plug the same height and diameter as a traffic cone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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