Witheredscrote Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 'Don't Go Blocking My Fart' 1976 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 "Saturday night's alright for fisting" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Baby's got blue balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Pinball Faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: "Saturday night's alright for fisting" Plagiarising Cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Plagiarising Cunt! I only just noticed you had posted that too after i made the comment, errrm great cunts think alike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: 'Don't Go Blocking My Fart' 1976 Word on the street is you do quite a rendition of "Daniel" at the Cheshire golf clubhouse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: I only just noticed you had posted that too after i made the comment, errrm great cunts think alike? That they do! The avatar has also gone a long way to undo any grudge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Talking of that poof Elton John he's also in that Snickers advert right now as well. He's really milking the shit out of it all isn't he? Also like all pretentious, right on, snotty British celebrity twats he probably fucked off to some backwards, freakshow of a place like Los Angaylese 25 years ago and still thinks he should be able to have an opinion on British politics and dictate to the country how it should vote. No arsehole you moved to another country and your opinion meant fuck all to begin with. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 4 hours ago, Neil said: Honky Shitaux Cock of the Westies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 15 minutes ago, scotty said: Cock of the Westies "Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Penis Player" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 He wrote a song for the Indian clothing market, 'Sari seems to be the hardest word'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 His mum forbade him to eat cheese when he was a kid because of his weight problem. When he left home, the first thing he did was buy loads of tubs of cream cheese. He wrote a song about being able to finally eat cream cheese without being told off by his mum. 'Philadelphia Freedom'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He wrote a song for the Indian clothing market, 'Sari seems to be the hardest word'. Spilt my coffee you witch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 "I guess that's why they call it your arse" I'm getting good at this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: Spilt my coffee you witch! Dont read my follow up post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 20 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: “Queen” Elton John has said he is ashamed of the UK over its voting for and handling of Brexit. While performing on Wednesday in Verona on his last ever world tour, Farewell Yellow Brick Road, he said: “I’m ashamed of my country for what it has done. It’s torn people apart … I am sick to death of politicians, especially British politicians. I am sick to death of Brexit. I am a European. I am not a stupid, colonial, imperialist English idiot.” What a smug twat and appalling knob-jockey.He is hardly ever here and retires to gated mansions when he does.He’ll be singing “Candle up the arse” to David Furnish at bedtime no doubt... Fuck off. ..and waxing lyrical about it. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 When he got home from Verona he found David Furnish in the bathroom playing with a washing up bowl full of turds,"Its great isn't it?" He said,"I'm out earning all the money and all you can do is stay at home and play with the kids" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 47 minutes ago, ratcum said: Spilt my coffee you witch! Whose your avatar? Diane Abbott's school photo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Whose your avatar? Diane Abbott's school photo? Horrible isn't it? Like one of those black zombie type cunts, out of the Omega Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Horrible isn't it? Like one of those black zombie type cunts, out of the Omega Man. Is it Dianne Abbott? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He wrote a song for the Indian clothing market, 'Sari seems to be the hardest word'. http://www.sickipedia.net/joke/ua7o58kdgablu#!#comment Great minds, gypps 😁😁👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Whose your avatar? Diane Abbott's school photo? No. She was on the BBC website as someone who has decided not to have sex. I think her looks took care of that for her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: No. She was on the BBC website as someone who has decided not to have sex. I think her looks took care of that for her. I'm sure she has a lovely personality, ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 33 minutes ago, scotty said: I'm sure she has a lovely personality, ratty. fuck that Snot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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