Neil Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 I'm Still Bending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 21 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm Still Bending Very dodgy line in that song! "Looking like a true survivor, feeling up a little kid" Something along those lines! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Poofter Man He packed my bum last night pre-flight Zero hour nine AM And I'm gonna be so sore by then I miss the earth so much I miss my husband It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me a reach round again in the toilets. I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a poofter man Poofter man burning out my sausage up here alone. Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: A note for you...from Bishop Tobin. A reminder that Catholics should not support or attend LGBTQ “Pride Month” events held in June or any other month. They promote a culture and encourage activities that are contrary to Catholic faith and morals. They are especially harmful for children. Fuck off. That same catholic church hides away noncing paedo priests rather than hand them over for the proper punishment they so richly deserve. Do you support that policy as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: That same catholic church hides away noncing paedo priests rather than hand them over for the proper punishment they so richly deserve. Do you support that policy as well? Wizz I'm sure a man of your caliber knows a self fulfilling prophecy when he asks one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: That same catholic church hides away noncing paedo priests rather than hand them over for the proper punishment they so richly deserve. Do you support that policy as well? “In nomine Patris et Fillii et Spiritus Sancti” “Amen”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: Wizz I'm sure a man of your caliber knows a self fulfilling prophecy when he asks one! Just having some fun with the cunt. He doesn't present that opportunity often. Usually, it's the same level of tedious drivel you'd find in a Pen nom or see in a series of Eddie ironing you. Lowest level of posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Just having some fun with the cunt. He doesn't present that opportunity often. Usually, it's the same level of tedious drivel you'd find in a Pen nom or see in a series of Eddie ironing you. Lowest level of posting. I know what you mean mate the black and White minstrel show have taken to Ironing me now, I find it amusing along with there combined IQ of 54! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: I know what you mean mate the black and White minstrel show have taken to Ironing me now, I find it amusing along with there combined IQ of 54! I'm going to give you benefit on this and say your finger slipped off the two key onto five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Poofter Man He packed my bum last night pre-flight Zero hour nine AM And I'm gonna be so sore by then I miss the earth so much I miss my husband It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me a reach round again in the toilets. I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a poofter man Poofter man burning out my sausage up here alone. Lol. Surely "Cocket Man"? 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Surely "Cocket Man"? 🤔 More of a ring to it definitely! I owe you a like Scotty 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: More of a ring to it definitely! I owe you a like Scotty 😁 ....a "ring" ....... fnarr fnarr 😁😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Poofter Man He packed my bum last night pre-flight Zero hour nine AM And I'm gonna be so sore by then I miss the earth so much I miss my husband It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me a reach round again in the toilets. I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a poofter man Poofter man burning out my sausage up here alone. Lol. Don't give up the gay job 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, scotty said: ....a "ring" ....... fnarr fnarr 😁😁 I was heading in that direction good to see your on form old chap! Allegedly Frank only has blinds in his hovel now, due to the curtain rings being lost during his fortnightly Arab orgies. Visiting Abdul's presume there cock rings and pocket them for posterity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 11 hours ago, Neil said: I'm Still Bending “After all these queers” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 17 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: 'Don't Go Blocking My Fart' 1976 Killer line, for once Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Killer line, for once Withers. 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don't Go Blocking My Fart' 1976 You'd need to be hung like Eddie to try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You'd need to be hung like Eddie to try You mean hanged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Just now, DrCunt said: You mean hanged. I’ve just had to delete the same post Dr. C. Full marks for speed posting. Still, as long as he’s dead that’s all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 9 hours ago, ratcum said: Don't give up the gay job Are you "well hung" Ratty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Fuck this cunt forum. I've posted and tried to sign up twice and nothing. Who's the cunt who runs this cunt operation anyway? Cunty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 An entitled dick writes, 4 hours ago, Piss Flapper said: Fuck this cunt forum. I've posted and tried to sign up twice and nothing. Who's the cunt who runs this cunt operation anyway? Cunty cunt. Pushy little git aren't you, There is no obligation by The Corner to approve any application for puntership. You initially registered two accounts early this morning (BST) and as the rules make clear, we do not allow multi-ID's. Consequently we declined both applications. Clearly you lacked the wherewithal to take the hint because again you've registered two accounts nearly two and a half hours ago. I've terminated the other account. Welcome, I suppose... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 5 hours ago, Piss Flapper said: Fuck this cunt forum. I've posted and tried to sign up twice and nothing. Who's the cunt who runs this cunt operation anyway? Cunty cunt. Hi Decs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 18 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: An entitled dick writes, Pushy little git aren't you, There is no obligation by The Corner to approve any application for puntership. You initially registered two accounts early this morning (BST) and as the rules make clear, we do not allow multi-ID's. Consequently we declined both applications. Clearly you lacked the wherewithal to take the hint because again you've registered two accounts nearly two and a half hours ago. I've terminated the other account. Welcome, I suppose... It has to be Decs, he has photos of your bacca-box. What a piss taking twat. Remove his 'likes', and ban the soppy cunt. Piss Flapper indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 54 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: It has to be Decs, he has photos of your bacca-box. What a piss taking twat. Remove his 'likes', and ban the soppy cunt. Piss Flapper indeed It's not Decs. I reckon it's my nan Scrotal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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