Witheredscrote Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 48 minutes ago, ratcum said: It's not Decs. I reckon it's my nan Scrotal. Bollocks, Eva Braun was burnt in a bomb crater. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 23 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: An entitled dick writes, Pushy little git aren't you, There is no obligation by The Corner to approve any application for puntership. You initially registered two accounts early this morning (BST) and as the rules make clear, we do not allow multi-ID's. Consequently we declined both applications. Clearly you lacked the wherewithal to take the hint because again you've registered two accounts nearly two and a half hours ago. I've terminated the other account. Welcome, I suppose... If by some chance anyone is interested in hearing my side of the story, let me explain... I was given the impression that one could post here as a guest, so I attempted to do so. But in order for the post to be published, I was required to sign up. Fine, no problem. Didn't make a lot of sense, but... whatever. I signed up then tried to go back and post again as a guest. Once again, in order for my second guest post to be published, I was required to sign up AGAIN. Well, knowing that I couldn't sign up twice under the same username and email address, I had to come up with a second username. After all of that, neither of the two posts got published anyway and neither account was as of yet, approved. I assume you all are rational, realistic minded folks who live in the real world, and as such, I would think that you might, if not empathize, at least understand my lashing out as it were, in a moment of exasperation and pique. Besides, I kind of assumed my pissed off rant was more or less in keeping with the overall "spirit" of this forum and that you all would kind of appreciate and see the humor, excuse me the "humour" (forgot you all were Brits who spell funny) in it. Sorry if I bruised any tender feelings and I'll try to stay off of everyone's ties from here on out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Piss Flapper said: If by some chance anyone is interested in hearing my side of the story, let me explain... I was given the impression that one could post here as a guest, so I attempted to do so. But in order for the post to be published, I was required to sign up. Fine, no problem. Didn't make a lot of sense, but... whatever. I signed up then tried to go back and post again as a guest. Once again, in order for my second guest post to be published, I was required to sign up AGAIN. Well, knowing that I couldn't sign up twice under the same username and email address, I had to come up with a second username. After all of that, neither of the two posts got published anyway and neither account was as of yet, approved. I assume you all are rational, realistic minded folks who live in the real world, and as such, I would think that you might, if not empathize, at least understand my lashing out as it were, in a moment of exasperation and pique. Besides, I kind of assumed my pissed off rant was more or less in keeping with the overall "spirit" of this forum and that you all would kind of appreciate and see the humor, excuse me the "humour" (forgot you all were Brits who spell funny) in it. Sorry if I bruised any tender feelings and I'll try to stay off of everyone's ties from here on out. Fuck off. And get a fucking avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 Also, it got my account approved, didn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Piss Flapper said: Also, it got my account approved, didn't it? No. For us to have seen your original dummy spitting your account must have already been activated at the time. What was the fucking rush anyway? What was so important that you came flailing so spasticly onto the scene, ranting about the delay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Piss Flapper said: Also, it got my account approved, didn't it? I hope you’re not a working class, atheist poof.....we have enough of those posting on here. A warm welcome if you have been properly inoculated. Fuck off anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, Piss Flapper said: If by some chance anyone is interested in hearing my side of the story, let me explain... I was given the impression that one could post here as a guest, so I attempted to do so. But in order for the post to be published, I was required to sign up. Fine, no problem. Didn't make a lot of sense, but... whatever. I signed up then tried to go back and post again as a guest. Once again, in order for my second guest post to be published, I was required to sign up AGAIN. Well, knowing that I couldn't sign up twice under the same username and email address, I had to come up with a second username. After all of that, neither of the two posts got published anyway and neither account was as of yet, approved. I assume you all are rational, realistic minded folks who live in the real world, and as such, I would think that you might, if not empathize, at least understand my lashing out as it were, in a moment of exasperation and pique. Besides, I kind of assumed my pissed off rant was more or less in keeping with the overall "spirit" of this forum and that you all would kind of appreciate and see the humor, excuse me the "humour" (forgot you all were Brits who spell funny) in it. Sorry if I bruised any tender feelings and I'll try to stay off of everyone's ties from here on out. Stupid cunt. You clearly didn't spend much time researching the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No. For us to have seen your original dummy spitting your account must have already been activated at the time. What was the fucking rush anyway? What was so important that you came flailing so spasticly onto the scene, ranting about the delay? Unhappy relationship, alcohol abuse, premenstrual tension, aching balls, terminal illness. Your guess is as good as mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No. For us to have seen your original dummy spitting your account must have already been activated at the time. What was the fucking rush anyway? What was so important that you came flailing so spasticly onto the scene, ranting about the delay? No, it wasn't approved and I had posted twice already. But if you'd like to discuss it further, I can put you in touch with someone who will be happy to set you "straight". Or, in your case, as "straight" as possible which likely isn't very. Anyway, please feel free to contact him. His name is Heywood. Heywood Jablowme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Stupid cunt. You clearly didn't spend much time researching the site. 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Unhappy relationship, alcohol abuse, premenstrual tension, aching balls, terminal illness. Your guess is as good as mine. Not bad, for "typing with one hand". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Piss Flapper said: Not bad, for "typing with one hand". If you get home before me, can you feed the pussy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 Anyway, back on topic, which was I believe, "gayed up" Elton John song titles and lyrics, who can forget Elton's mid 80's hit "Diet Coke".... Just for the taste of it.... Diet COCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: If you get home before me, can you feed the pussy? All I've got is an old, hard sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 Just now, Piss Flapper said: All I've got is an old, hard sausage. I don't know about 'got'. I'd wager you've had more than a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 I was drinking down The Redacted and Chamber last night when Sir Philip Greed walked in. "Come on you Spurs"" he chanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 16 minutes ago, ratcum said: I was drinking down The Redacted and Chamber last night when Sir Philip Greed walked in. "Come on you Spurs"" he chanted. Redacted's Go Home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Redacted's Go Home! yeah those bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Piss Flapper said: If by some chance anyone is interested in hearing my side of the story, let me explain... I was given the impression that one could post here as a guest, so I attempted to do so. But in order for the post to be published, I was required to sign up. Fine, no problem. Didn't make a lot of sense, but... whatever. I signed up then tried to go back and post again as a guest. Once again, in order for my second guest post to be published, I was required to sign up AGAIN. Well, knowing that I couldn't sign up twice under the same username and email address, I had to come up with a second username. After all of that, neither of the two posts got published anyway and neither account was as of yet, approved. I assume you all are rational, realistic minded folks who live in the real world, and as such, I would think that you might, if not empathize, at least understand my lashing out as it were, in a moment of exasperation and pique. Besides, I kind of assumed my pissed off rant was more or less in keeping with the overall "spirit" of this forum and that you all would kind of appreciate and see the humor, excuse me the "humour" (forgot you all were Brits who spell funny) in it. Sorry if I bruised any tender feelings and I'll try to stay off of everyone's ties from here on out. Thus far, only Withers and Punkape have taken any interest in your suffering. You're not off to a good start here. The good news, you're not the worst on here. My friendly bit of advice, get an avatar, and start entertaining us. You'll be worlds ahead of your current two fans, and farther up the CC ladder than they can ever hope to reach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 3 hours ago, DrCunt said: Stupid cunt. You clearly didn't spend much time researching the site. Let's face it Doc, whose gonna notice another stupid cunt around here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 4 hours ago, Piss Flapper said: Also, it got my account approved, didn't it? Not really, it was approved as soon as someone was available to approve it. The CC Moderation Service does not provide 24/7 cover. Due to a programming quirk in the system no one (incl Admins) was aware of the post content until your application was approved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 5, 2019 Report Share Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Piss Flapper said: If by some chance anyone is interested in hearing my side of the story, let me explain... I was given the impression that one could post here as a guest, so I attempted to do so. But in order for the post to be published, I was required to sign up. Fine, no problem. Didn't make a lot of sense, but... whatever. I signed up then tried to go back and post again as a guest. Once again, in order for my second guest post to be published, I was required to sign up AGAIN. Well, knowing that I couldn't sign up twice under the same username and email address, I had to come up with a second username. After all of that, neither of the two posts got published anyway and neither account was as of yet, approved. I assume you all are rational, realistic minded folks who live in the real world, and as such, I would think that you might, if not empathize, at least understand my lashing out as it were, in a moment of exasperation and pique. Besides, I kind of assumed my pissed off rant was more or less in keeping with the overall "spirit" of this forum and that you all would kind of appreciate and see the humor, excuse me the "humour" (forgot you all were Brits who spell funny) in it. Sorry if I bruised any tender feelings and I'll try to stay off of everyone's ties from here on out. You assume we are all rational, realistic minded folks, who live in the real world? Well there's your credibility gone. The Corner consists of: 1) Egotists 2) Poofs 3) Psychopathic self-hating poofs 4) Train spotters 5) Cunts 6) Euthanasists 7) Fantasists 😎 Fascists 9) Perverts 10) Alkies 11) Junkies 12) Spazzies 13) Judge Which one of those categories strike you as consisting of people who are rational, realistic minded and living in the real world? Fuck me, we had a Cunts Corner seance once; Jeffrey Dahmer refused to show himself on health and safety grounds. Edited June 5, 2019 by Ollyboro anti-Semitism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 Mate of mine was offered 2 tickets for Reg’s gig at the Hove cricket ground on Sunday for 210 quid. Cunt turned them down because he’s not a poof and is not interested in being lectured by some fat, mega rich cunt about how great the EU is. Just turn on the telly you can get that shit every day for free. Fair enough I said, but this is Brighton.......there will be hundreds of gays trying to get in and will be prepared to pay 4 or 5 times that you soppy wanker. I mean, what else have they got to spend their money on other than spangly strides and Eurotrash rent boys? Muggy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Mate of mine was offered 2 tickets for Reg’s gig at the Hove cricket ground on Sunday for 210 quid. Cunt turned them down because he’s not a poof and is not interested in being lectured by some fat, mega rich cunt about how great the EU is. Just turn on the telly you can get that shit every day for free. Fair enough I said, but this is Brighton.......there will be hundreds of gays trying to get in and will be prepared to pay 4 or 5 times that you soppy wanker. I mean, what else have they got to spend their money on other than spangly strides and Eurotrash rent boys? Muggy cunt. What? I've never witnessed an Elton John concert, but I would imagine it would involve a dumpy poof under an unconvincing hairdo crooning meaningless drivel about dead blondes. You seem to think his gigs consist of ........lectures about the EU? Assuming that your mate with the Elton John tickets actually exists, you are mates with an Elton John fan. That's at least 31% bent. In reality, you're the Elton John fan, and you can't find a male date for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: That's at least 31% bent. Thanks mate. Only 31% fucking queer. That’s quite something these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Thanks mate. Only 31% fucking queer. That’s quite something these days. Which days? Some people have different percentages on different days (so I'm told). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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