Guest Khiwa Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 "Ladies and gentlemen... Billy Connolly!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) Tutankhamun Jimmy Savile My scrotum (technically not a cunt, but has bled) My Nan's vibrator (technically not a cunt, but has caused bleeding) The Duke of Edinburgh (technically a living cunt) Ray Reardon (technically a living dead cunt) Edited June 1, 2019 by Ollyboro A rush of blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Ray Reardon is a vampire, so technically ageless. Top boy though.😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Khiwa said: "Ladies and gentlemen... Billy Connolly!" Whose the lad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 20 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Ray Reardon is a vampire, so technically ageless. Top boy though.😎 Have you ever noticed that pisshead Higgins went downhill after beating Reardon in the final in 82? Reardon bit him in the dressing room after and drained him of his human energy. True that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Khiwa said: "Ladies and gentlemen... Billy Connolly!" Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 So I barely stagger home from the gay bar with my carry out and a portion of chips with battered sausage and pineapple rings from stavros and i see this pile of shit etc..etc.. Whoops, accidently selected the Judgetwi spellchecker. It is a pile of shit though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Benjamin Button. No, wait... Progeria is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Margaret Thatcher. She was a cunt, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Whose the lad? That is a young 75 year old Sir Michael Parkinson, inventor of the famous disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: So I barely stagger home from the gay bar with my carry out and a portion of chips with battered sausage and pineapple rings from stavros and i see this pile of shit etc..etc.. Whoops, accidently selected the Judgetwi spellchecker. It is a pile of shit though. Bullshit never happened! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Benjamin Button. No, wait... Progeria is a cunt. Roman Polanski's looking well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 6 hours ago, Khiwa said: That is a young 75 year old Sir Michael Parkinson, inventor of the famous disease. 'Michael's Disease'. Terrible affliction. Sufferers talk incessantly about Barnsley, their working class roots, how great Geoff Boycott is, Tetleys bitter and how if it's not in Yorkshire 'it ain't worth fooking seeing'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Benjamin Button. No, wait... Progeria is a cunt. If Disney ever actually does a make a film on Yoda.....special make up effects can do wonders and that cunt could be a star! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Benjamin Button. No, wait... Progeria is a cunt. Gail Tilsley 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 That thing looks like the foetus Ringo Starr's mum miscarried survived and was raised by Talosian telepaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: That thing looks like the foetus Ringo Starr's mum miscarried survived and was raised by Talosian telepaths. My local KFC cunt, (alleged manager) reckoned he found Ringos drumsticks st the back of the deep fat frier. Turned out to be a rats tail and s chopstick from when the place was a Chinese takeaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Gail Tilsley Fucking brilliant. Imagine the money filmmakers can save on make-up with that woman? Planet of the apes for one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking brilliant. Imagine the money filmmakers can save on make-up with that woman? Planet of the apes for one. “ET go home.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: “ET go home.” What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs I'll get me bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Michael's Disease'. Terrible affliction. Sufferers talk incessantly about Barnsley, their working class roots, how great Geoff Boycott is, Tetleys bitter and how if it's not in Yorkshire 'it ain't worth fooking seeing'. Ear all, see all, say Nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay Nowt. And if ever tha does owt fer Nowt, do it for thissen. Dickie Bird is a grade A Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Michael's Disease'. Terrible affliction. Sufferers talk incessantly about Barnsley, their working class roots, how great Geoff Boycott is, Tetleys bitter and how if it's not in Yorkshire 'it ain't worth fooking seeing'. Lass, where I was brung up depending upon which side of the street you lived Granada or ATV midland was the channel you watched .. on ATV you had the "Ansells Bitter man" advert, on Granada you had the "Tetley Bitter man" ad .. both with identical music and with same background save the banner either showing Ansells or Tetley. The best part was that in village where I was brung up you could only get Burtons or Marstons. The only Tetleys you could get were teabags in a blue box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 On 02/06/2019 at 02:14, Ape said: Pile of shit. Ape, I'm just back from the Clinique Cheneaux, Limoges. I am, after 6 years, in complete remission. Isn't that great news. Look at all the new material it gives you, and fuck knows, you need it. lol Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 On 02/06/2019 at 04:22, Cuntybaws said: Benjamin Button. No, wait... Progeria is a cunt. How the hell did you travel 30 years into the future and get a photo of Robert Carlyle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Anyway Jeremy Corbyn Christian Eriksen Ann Widdecombe Most jockeys Sid James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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