Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 20 hours ago, judgetwi said: Shalom Herr Oberst. I was trying to work out the punchline to your gag so cruelly and, no doubt, unfairly censored by Mrs Roops. Then, taking into account your fucked up mind, I decided it wasn’t worth the effort. Anyway, this is one of the rare times where I have to agree with you. The Hearns are among the lowest money grabbing cunts in this country who are not in the Palace of Westminster. Eddie’s face was a picture. A cunt who thought he had the keys to the Bank of England suddenly realising that he’s got Audley’s younger, less talented brother. I haven’t laughed so much since the last time I saw the Nazi version of “Titanic.” 😁😁🤣 It was a shit film, and the fact that it was sunk by Stuka dive bombers was unrealistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Talking of a scabby Welsh fanny, what has happened to Bubba? He's probably got trampled to death trying to rape a pit pony. I'm sitting in Filthy McNasty's in Belfast right now having a pint of Guinness. I can honesty say the Paddies are the thickest fucking cunts on the planet. To be born with Down syndrome here would mark you as an intellectual giant from birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pikey. Don't think so, it was definitely some sort of sea fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 minute ago, DrCunt said: He's probably got trampled to death trying to rape a pit pony. I'm sitting in Filthy McNasty's in Belfast right now having a pint of Guinness. I can honesty say the Paddies are the thickest fucking cunts on the planet. To be born with Down syndrome here would mark you as an intellectual giant from birth. Post of the week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 36 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Bubba is in the cooler... Black Ed will see he is alright. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Post of the week He wasn't trampled to death by the pit ponies, rather by the other Welshmen trying to beat him to the prize. Makes a pleasant change from sheep, or Welsh women, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Don't think so, it was definitely some sort of sea fish It should read "Don't think so, Eddie's jizz definitely tastes like some sort of sea fish." Poof! Abort yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Black Ed will see he is alright. lol Black Ed? Sounds like fucking wild west gun slinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Black Ed? Sounds like fucking wild west gun slinger. Sounds more like the stable boy who shovels shit all day then takes the cat o' nines at the end of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Black Ed? Sounds like fucking wild west gun slinger. Or something needing squeezed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: He wasn't trampled to death by the pit ponies, rather by the other Welshmen trying to beat him to the prize. Makes a pleasant change from sheep, or Welsh women, I guess. Sheep and ponies are less hairy, and don't follow you for a week afterwards saying I love you. Personally, being French, I love hairy. Look you, lovely, isn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Sheep and ponies are less hairy, and don't follow you for a week afterwards saying I love you. Personally, being French, I love hairy. Look you, lovely, isn't it you omitted "arse." Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 19 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Sheep and ponies are less hairy, and don't follow you for a week afterwards saying I love you. Personally, being French, I love hairy. Look you, lovely, isn't it You sick French fuck. I imagine that an overripe hairy brie would give you wood. Don't involve me in your perversions, tribble fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 25 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: you omitted "arse." Poof. I bet you have a longhaired Tamworth pig as your bed partner and companion for dogging outings. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 13 minutes ago, DrCunt said: You sick French fuck. I imagine that an overripe hairy brie would give you wood. Don't involve me in your perversions, tribble fucker. Extra points on the board there for "tribble fucker" doc, I'm stealing that 👍👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 59 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Sheep and ponies are less hairy, and don't follow you for a week afterwards saying I love you. Personally, being French, I love hairy. Look you, lovely, isn't it Good old Scrotals; ass to mouth for the masses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 On 03/06/2019 at 23:06, judgetwi said: Shalom Herr Oberst. I was trying to work out the punchline to your gag so cruelly and, no doubt, unfairly censored by Mrs Roops. Then, taking into account your fucked up mind, I decided it wasn’t worth the effort. Anyway, this is one of the rare times where I have to agree with you. The Hearns are among the lowest money grabbing cunts in this country who are not in the Palace of Westminster. Eddie’s face was a picture. A cunt who thought he had the keys to the Bank of England suddenly realising that he’s got Audley’s younger, less talented brother. I haven’t laughed so much since the last time I saw the Nazi version of “Titanic.” 😁😁🤣 The Cap Arcona was hysterically funny; the Wilhelm Gustloff less so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you have a longhaired Tamworth pig as your bed partner and companion for dogging outings. lol. I won't bother describing my wife's physical attributes to you, as you prefer the male of our species...or other species as it were. If it has a pule and a cock, the species isn't important to you. Die tonight, Punky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 Love to stay and chat with you knobends but i’m off up the pub in a minute to see the Joshua fight. By the time the Hearns’ boy’s arse has hit the floor i’ll be well pissed. Ok, we all know that isn’t going to happen. The fat Mex is coming in more than a stone heavier than the last time. How the fuck did that happen? I suggest the Hearns have been feeding him booze, kebabs and cream cakes and he has been having the time of his life. What a fucking con! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 On 02/06/2019 at 13:56, Major Cunt said: Madison Square garden are concerned just how much lead could be nicked of the roof, if the fight goes the distance! It wont have a fucking roof left if my family has it's way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Love to stay and chat with you knobends but i’m off up the pub in a minute to see the Joshua fight. By the time the Hearns’ boy’s arse has hit the floor i’ll be well pissed. Ok, we all know that isn’t going to happen. The fat Mex is coming in more than a stone heavier than the last time. How the fuck did that happen? I suggest the Hearns have been feeding him booze, kebabs and cream cakes and he has been having the time of his life. What a fucking con! Fuck me! What a genius I am! Why aren’t I employed as the BBC’s chief boxing correspondent? Next prediction.......the fat Mex loses a load of weight in preparation for a third fight. The Hearns make a shitload of money.....AGAIN! 🎶Sweet Caroline......🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me! What a genius I am! Why aren’t I employed as the BBC’s chief boxing correspondent? Next prediction.......the fat Mex loses a load of weight in preparation for a third fight. The Hearns make a shitload of money.....AGAIN! 🎶Sweet Caroline......🎶 Please, please, please Judge tell us when Franks death will be? Say it’ll be before Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Please, please, please Judge tell us when Franks death will be? Say it’ll be before Christmas? What’s going on in your tiny mind, billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Frank said: What’s going on in your tiny mind, billy? Billy if you don’t mind.and why the comma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Billy if you don’t mind.and why the comma? Eh, Billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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