King Billy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Is Simon Cowell the most disappointed man in Britain tonight as Colin Thackeray. an 89 year old pensioner wins ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ It’s definitely a puzzle the greedy cunt hasn’t had to solve until this years debacle. ‘How long has this fucker got left? and how much can I make out of him in what’s definitely going to be a short career? And what the fuck do I do with a Chelsea Pensioner singing old Vera Lynne hits? Whoever said it was easy being a greedy manipulating entrepreneur cunt better have a fucking rethink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 I don't know if he's the most disappointED...I do know he is one of the most disappointING! He's a disgraceful manipulating fucking cunt, and I want him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 I’m thinking ‘Old Boy’ band or ‘Crap Star’ or ‘Old School Garage Attendant’ or ‘Pop (your clogs)star’ or ‘Old Romantics) Colin and the Pacemakers, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 50 minutes ago, King Billy said: Is Simon Cowell the most disappointed man in Britain tonight as Colin Thackeray. an 89 year old pensioner wins ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ It’s definitely a puzzle the greedy cunt hasn’t had to solve until this years debacle. ‘How long has this fucker got left? and how much can I make out of him in what’s definitely going to be a short career? And what the fuck do I do with a Chelsea Pensioner singing old Vera Lynne hits? Whoever said it was easy being a greedy manipulating entrepreneur cunt better have a fucking rethink. I fucking hate that brillo pad haired cunt with every fibre in my body. I'm just wondering whose gonna come out first; him or that greasy cunt Walliams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I don't know if he's the most disappointED...I do know he is one of the most disappointING! He's a disgraceful manipulating fucking cunt, and I want him dead. Who! Colin Thackeray? So does Cowell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m thinking ‘Old Boy’ band or ‘Crap Star’ or ‘Old School Garage Attendant’ or ‘Pop (your clogs)star’ or ‘Old Romantics) Colin and the Pacemakers, The Coffindodger Quartet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: The Coffindodger Quartet ‘Surgery. When your pulse is gone and you can’t go on. Surgery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 56 minutes ago, King Billy said: Is Simon Cowell the most disappointed man in Britain tonight as Colin Thackeray. an 89 year old pensioner wins ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ It’s definitely a puzzle the greedy cunt hasn’t had to solve until this years debacle. ‘How long has this fucker got left? and how much can I make out of him in what’s definitely going to be a short career? And what the fuck do I do with a Chelsea Pensioner singing old Vera Lynne hits? Whoever said it was easy being a greedy manipulating entrepreneur cunt better have a fucking rethink. I doubt it! Cowell's a cunt of galactic proportions he'll still spin a shekel or two outta this coffin Dodger. To be honest Billy you disappoint me, worse than a ginger stepchild. Watching Britain's got talent disgusts me, hang your head in shame and get some fucking culture in your life man. We live in an age of 100s of channels. I'm gonna pray for your soul son! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: I doubt it! Cowell's a cunt of galactic proportions he'll still spin a shekel or two outta this coffin Dodger. To be honest Billy you disappoint me, worse than a ginger stepchild. Watching Britain's got talent disgusts me, hang your head in shame and getting some fucking culture in your life. We live in an age of 100s of channels. I'm gonna pray for your soul son! Please don’t. I’ve got enough fucking problems already 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Please don’t. I’ve got enough fucking problems already I'm outta likes, but your preaching to the choir here 😁😁😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'm outta likes, but your preaching to the choir here 😁😁😁 Before you can say ‘Stannah stair lift’ Colin will be reinvented as ‘Collie T’ Bad boy rapper, “ “Yo Mutherfucker it’s meee. Collie T. You get meeee? I’m the bad boy from Chelseeee” Fuck Simon Cowell and BGT. I got me bitches at my yard so don’t fuck with meeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 On 02/06/2019 at 23:41, King Billy said: Before you can say ‘Stannah stair lift’ Colin will be reinvented as ‘Collie T’ Bad boy rapper, “ “Yo Mutherfucker it’s meee. Collie T. You get meeee? I’m the bad boy from Chelseeee” Fuck Simon Cowell and BGT. I got me bitches at my yard so don’t fuck with meeee! "Rollin wid my G'Dawg Audie Murpheeee Sippin tea wid da bitches in da NAFFI Homies goin' out on our muddafukkin shields Den back to ma crib to fukk Gracie Fields WORD" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 46 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: "Rollin wid my G'Dawg Audie Murpheeee Sippin tea wid da bitches in da NAFFI Homies goin' out on our muddafukkin shields Den back to ma crib to fukk Gracie Fields WORD" He's a soulja bwoy innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 I caught a bit of this fucking coffin dodgers performance and I have to say that I've heard better fucking pub singers.What a pile of sentimental fucking bollocks,i hope this is the death knell of this type of show and that Cowell succumbs to Aids.The fucking sheeple that watch this need exterminating.There has got to be a way of sabotaging some cunts equipment that results in a death on live TV so all these fucking divs are never seen on the box again.A pensioner,A fucking performing dog?...what next? a bloke playing the national anthem by farting it out? Utter cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 59 minutes ago, Neil said: I caught a bit of this fucking coffin dodgers performance and I have to say that I've heard better fucking pub singers.What a pile of sentimental fucking bollocks,i hope this is the death knell of this type of show and that Cowell succumbs to Aids.The fucking sheeple that watch this need exterminating.There has got to be a way of sabotaging some cunts equipment that results in a death on live TV so all these fucking divs are never seen on the box again.A pensioner,A fucking performing dog?...what next? a bloke playing the national anthem by farting it out? Utter cunts I think these days you could win just by shitting in a bucket. Might audition with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I think these days you could win just by shitting in a bucket. Might audition with that. Shitting in a bucket!!? Fuck off out of it Grandad! Cumming on your belly - now THAT'S what the kids are.....er...lapping up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: I caught a bit of this fucking coffin dodgers performance and I have to say that I've heard better fucking pub singers.What a pile of sentimental fucking bollocks,i hope this is the death knell of this type of show and that Cowell succumbs to Aids.The fucking sheeple that watch this need exterminating.There has got to be a way of sabotaging some cunts equipment that results in a death on live TV so all these fucking divs are never seen on the box again.A pensioner,A fucking performing dog?...what next? a bloke playing the national anthem by farting it out? Utter cunts Me and my brothers are thinking of entering next year. Formation tarmacing. It'll be like Diversity, where we dance but tarmac a drive and nick lead off a roof at the same time. And while the brothers are dancing, I'm nicking Cowell's Roller from the car park, disguised as Sinitta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Me and my brothers are thinking of entering next year. Formation tarmacing. It'll be like Diversity, where we dance but tarmac a drive and nick lead off a roof at the same time. And while the brothers are dancing, I'm nicking Cowell's Roller from the car park, disguised as Sinitta. Can you jackhammer the supercillious grin off Walliam's face whilst you're at it? That'd get my vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 On 02/06/2019 at 23:14, camberwell gypsy said: I fucking hate that brillo pad haired cunt with every fibre in my body. I'm just wondering whose gonna come out first; him or that greasy cunt Walliams? I thought walliams already had, more or less? 🤔🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I think these days you could win just by shitting in a bucket. Might audition with that. I very much doubt it. 3 years ago Quincy used to shit in mouths, and that was an original act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Me and my brothers are thinking of entering next year. Formation tarmacing. It'll be like Diversity, where we dance but tarmac a drive and nick lead off a roof at the same time. And while the brothers are dancing, I'm nicking Cowell's Roller from the car park, disguised as Sinitta. You could have formation expropriation of land you don’t own, formation squatting with cheap, dirty caravans and formation pooing in the bushes. Better still.....Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 27 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I very much doubt it. 3 years ago Quincy used to shit in mouths, and that was an original act. Not really, MP's do it to us every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 52 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Not really, MP's do it to us every day. Shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Shut up. What's wrong Withers, has Eddie neglected your protein intake today? Don't bother answering, nobody fucking cares. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You could have formation expropriation of land you don’t own, formation squatting with cheap, dirty caravans and formation pooing in the bushes. Better still.....Fuck off. Poofing in the bushes is your talent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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