Cunty BigBollox Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Apparently towels are the biggest cause of dry skin Just so's you know.... Apparently towels are also the best contraception device, sanitary towels, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape said: No, it isn’t, you weird, dog shit obsessed fucking prick. I see you still haven't got around to reading your "How to win friends and influence people" book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Right said Fred 😎 You deeply dippy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: In depth analysis from Cuntscorner’s “security” team. Do you do “doorwork” meathead ? No Punkers I've never worked on the doors or any other form of physical security. I was once asked at a gym whether I'd be interested in a job at a Cheshire golf club though. This happened to involve cyber security, a patron at the club had been accessing porn, mainly pics of West African men and the club were keen to find the culprit. I found this suspect to be particularly slippery using a proxy IP address, it transpired during the investigation he was also heavily involved with the Catholic church! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You deeply dippy cunt 🎵 Ape's too sexy for his beans too sexy for his beans too sexy it seems He shakes his little beans in the tesco yeah in the tesco yeah he shakes his little beans in the tesco He plays with his models he eats beans every week oh what a big fucking freak 🎵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 39 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Did you salute your star and stripes flag and framed picture of Donald this morning you thick white van driving, sun newspaper reading fucking mong? Hello you cunt! Nice to see you’re out to play again Harvey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Hello you cunt! Nice to see you’re out to play again Harvey I'm disappointed billy, i thought you had logged out for the first time in 5 months and were fucking off for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Just now, Erroreptile404 said: I'm disappointed billy, i thought you had logged out for the first time in 5 months and were fucking off for good. Disappointment is something you must be well accustomed to Harvey. I see you haven’t mentioned dog shit in this boring post. Have you not been able to find any today? Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Disappointment is something you must be well accustomed to Harvey. I see you haven’t mentioned dog shit in this boring post. Have you not been able to find any today? Fuck off You weren't lying on the pavement unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: You weren't lying on the pavement unfortunately. Your shit is weak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: In depth analysis from Cuntscorner’s “security” team. Do you do “doorwork” meathead ? As opposed to "backdoor" work. You grubby little toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 39 minutes ago, Wolfie said: As opposed to "backdoor" work. You grubby little toad. What sort of toad ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 33 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What sort of toad ? The one who is so ashamed of his homosexuality that it drives him to perpetually preach homophobia via Catholicism while attempting to portray a wealthy, golf-obsessed aristocrat who oddly chooses an £8.99 phone cradle stuck in the window of his 2018-plate Range Rover with dried spunk to the one the £40,000 vehicle was provided with. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Tell me, did you prefer The Village People or Right Said Fred? I only ask because you sound like the sort of cunt who’d get deeply dippy down at the YMCA. Never thought about it, but if given the choice I guess I'd go with Right Said Fred. Less gay. That out of the way, I have a couple of questions for you. How much did you get paid to model for that picture? How long did you have to stand there on one leg, pointing a blow dryer at your balls? Note is also taken as to the obvious fact that one hand did a more than adequate job of covering "little willy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: The one who is so ashamed of his homosexuality that it drives him to perpetually preach homophobia via Catholicism while attempting to portray a wealthy, golf-obsessed aristocrat who oddly chooses an £8.99 phone cradle stuck in the window of his 2018-plate Range Rover with dried spunk to the one the £40,000 vehicle was provided with. Fuck off. I was thinking more like a Bufo bufo (Common Toad) that's been run over by a Range Rover such that most of its lower intestine has fallen out of its arsehole. In other words, a very close likeness to Punkers after his Friday night prolapse resulting from his providing receptical services to every single man in the Blue Oyster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, DrCunt said: providing receptical services to every single man in the Blue Oyster. And the married men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: And the married men. Hair splitting twat. I mark you right though. He's definitely trying, and failing miserably, to fly under the faggotry radar by targeting "married" men. Think William Hague sharing a hotel room with his aide to "save on expenses". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 37 minutes ago, Piss Flapper said: Never thought about it, but if given the choice I guess I'd go with Right Said Fred. Less gay. That out of the way, I have a couple of questions for you. How much did you get paid to model for that picture? How long did you have to stand there on one leg, pointing a blow dryer at your balls? Note is also taken as to the obvious fact that one hand did a more than adequate job of covering "little willy". You spectacularly unfunny wanker. You should consider going into partnership with @Erroreptile404 and @Cunty BigBollox, to form the holy trinity of stupidity. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 I was reading about Rachel De Thame in the Jewish Chronicle the other day. Interesting connections with Michael Winner and Sir Philip Greed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 47 minutes ago, Wolfie said: The one who is so ashamed of his homosexuality that it drives him to perpetually preach homophobia via Catholicism while attempting to portray a wealthy, golf-obsessed aristocrat who oddly chooses an £8.99 phone cradle stuck in the window of his 2018-plate Range Rover with dried spunk to the one the £40,000 vehicle was provided with. Fuck off. 180eeeeeeeeehuhooooeeeeuuugh. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 40 minutes ago, Ape said: You spectacularly unfunny wanker. You should consider going into partnership with @Erroreptile404 and @Cunty BigBollox, to form the holy trinity of stupidity. Lol. Fuck off. Envy is such an unattractive quality. You really should try to work on that. But of course, after a lifetime of it, I suppose it's become ingrained in your psyche. Only one thing left for you to do I suppose. Please feel free to fuck off at your leisure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Your shit is weak You're a clumsy pretend "I know these geezers do you know em'" fantasist trollymong, fucking idiot, uhahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Envy is such an unattractive quality. You really should try to work on that. But of course, after a lifetime of it, I suppose it's become ingrained in your psyche. Only one thing left for you to do I suppose. Please feel free to fuck off at your leisure. Oh dear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: You're a clumsy pretend "I know these geezers do you know em'" fantasist trollymong, fucking idiot, uhahahahaha Don’t worry. If you up your game you too could maybe one day aspire to becoming a member of the human race. Instead of just a fucking retarded, brain damaged, Bell end, member. Never give up on your dreams Fucktard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Don’t worry. If you up your game you too could maybe one day aspire to becoming a member of the human race. Instead of just a fucking retarded, brain damaged, Bell end, member. Never give up on your dreams Fucktard Wipe those angry tears away clumsy retard or even the cowardly pack animals here will see your transparent weakness and disown you too...uhahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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