Neil Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Apparently people have queued through the night to get their hands on trainers that cost £180 'cos they've been designed by Kuntye West,sums up this fucking shit cunt world perfectly.They take them home and double their money by selling them to an even bigger cunt who was to fucking idle to queue himself for twice the price.Brain dead arseholes(it was Birmingham so that explains the hue of the queue). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 There's currently an old Nintendo64 game for sale on ebay UK being sold by some cunt in Australia and i shit you not, he's asking 15'000 fucking pounds for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, Neil said: it was Birmingham so that explains the hue of the queue Where they a bit 'dusky'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, Neil said: Apparently people have queued through the night to get their hands on trainers that cost £180 'cos they've been designed by Kuntye West,sums up this fucking shit cunt world perfectly.They take them home and double their money by selling them to an even bigger cunt who was to fucking idle to queue himself for twice the price.Brain dead arseholes(it was Birmingham so that explains the hue of the queue). Kanye West ‘yeezy2 ’ Red October ’ Nike trainers: List price $11,400 Poopity poop Poopity poopity poop Poopity scoop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: There's currently an old Nintendo64 game for sale on ebay UK being sold by some cunt in Australia and i shit you not, he's asking 15'000 fucking pounds for it! Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Fascinating. Just imagine how much superglue and balsa wood you could buy with that much money ape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: Fascinating. A simple response from the simplest of contributers(?) Well done you fucking mong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: Apparently people have queued through the night to get their hands on trainers that cost £180 'cos they've been designed by Kuntye West,sums up this fucking shit cunt world perfectly.They take them home and double their money by selling them to an even bigger cunt who was to fucking idle to queue himself for twice the price.Brain dead arseholes(it was Birmingham so that explains the hue of the queue). My mum bought me a pair of Mary Peter's trainers when I was young. Didn't have to queue overnight for them though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 50 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: A simple response from the simplest of contributers(?) Well done you fucking mong. Oh dear, have you started early tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My mum bought me a pair of Mary Peter's trainers when I was young. Didn't have to queue overnight for them though. "Bought". Yeah, right 😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape said: Oh dear, have you started early tonight? Where have you booked your holidays this year Ape? Answer the question.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, scotty said: "Bought". Yeah, right 😄😄 Nice fucking trainers. Oill fight ya for them ya big fucking gobshoite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Nice fucking trainers. Oill fight ya for them ya big fucking gobshoite. Trainers are for peasants.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Where have you booked your holidays this year Ape? Answer the question.... Asking such a question implies that you yourself would be prepared to answer a similar one. So, feel free to enlighten us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Just now, scotty said: Asking such a question implies that you yourself would be prepared to answer a similar one. So, feel free to enlighten us. I have several golfing holidays booked this year. My next golfing holiday is in Surrey and Berkshire in a fortnight. You wouldn’t get access to any of the courses I’m playing... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Where have you booked your holidays this year Ape? Answer the question.... I’m taking the family to a selection of baked bean factories for the first few days, followed by a day at a balsa wood processing plant, a day at the headquarters of Airfix models, a day at a lithium polymer battery manufacturing facility and finally a modelling glue factory tour. Then, once this is all complete, I intend to track you down, kick the fucking shit out of you and leave you for dead. Lol. Lol. Fuck off. Etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I have several golfing holidays booked this year. My next golfing holiday is in Surrey and Berkshire in a fortnight. You wouldn’t get access to any of the courses I’m playing... lol. You stereotypical, predictable, repetitive fucking wanker. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I have several golfing holidays booked this year. My next golfing holiday is in Surrey and Berkshire in a fortnight. You wouldn’t get access to any of the courses I’m playing... lol. Your faux posh bullshit really is both one of the funniest and most pathetic things on this site. Anyone with a wood in their hand that's within 50 yards of you would either beat you to death with it, if it's a golf club, or shove it in your salivating, begging cakehole, if it's the other type of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m taking the family to a selection of baked bean factories for the first few days, followed by a day at a balsa wood processing plant, a day at the headquarters of Airfix models, a day at a lithium polymer battery manufacturing facility and finally a modelling glue factory tour. Then, once this is all complete, I intend to track you down, kick the fucking shit out of you and leave you for dead. Lol. Lol. Fuck off. Etc. Will you be going to Heinz beans in Wigan ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Your faux posh bullshit really is both one of the funniest and most pathetic things on this site. Anyone with a wood in their hand that's within 50 yards of you would either beat you to death with it, if it's a golf club, or shove it in your salivating, begging cakehole, if it's the other type of wood. Most people are elaborately courteous to me wherever I play golf 🏌️. How do you explain this ? Fuck off by the way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Most people are elaborately courteous to me wherever I play golf 🏌️. How do you explain this ? Fuck off by the way.... Well, Mr Wetmore, that's because you've just enthusiastically sucked them off in the rough beside the 2nd fairway. Ditto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 30 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I have several golfing holidays booked this year. My next golfing holiday is in Surrey and Berkshire in a fortnight. You wouldn’t get access to any of the courses I’m playing... lol. Uhahahaha golfing.....I have no doubt you will spend every waking hour whilst playing, (and probably asleep dreaming of too) looking for little balls in the rough...uhahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I have several golfing holidays booked this year. My next golfing holiday is in Surrey and Berkshire in a fortnight. You wouldn’t get access to any of the courses I’m playing... lol. Will you be clothed in proper golfing attire complete with plus-fours? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, scotty said: Will you be clothed in proper golfing attire complete with plus-fours? Lol For plus-fours, I assume what you really mean is anally inserted femidom. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, DrCunt said: For plus-fours, I assume what you really mean is anally inserted femidom. Lol. To be honest doc, anally inserted femidom wasn't the foremost thing in my mind. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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