Guest DrCunt Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, scotty said: To be honest doc, anally inserted femidom wasn't the foremost thing in my mind. Lol OK, I'm with you. Pink tutu, gimp mask, thigh length boots and nipple clamps it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Most people are elaborately courteous to me wherever I play golf 🏌️. How do you explain this ? As I understand it, ambulance service personnel are trained in de-escalation techniques. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Most people are elaborately courteous to me wherever I play golf 🏌️. How do you explain this ? No Idea. Fuck off lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 9 hours ago, Ape said: , followed by a day at a balsa wood processing plant, You're taking your family to look at a tree for a whole day?? You boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Will you be going to Heinz beans in Wigan ? He's touring all the meat pie factories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 On 07/06/2019 at 21:36, Earl of Punkape said: I have several golfing holidays booked this year. My next golfing holiday is in Surrey and Berkshire in a fortnight. You wouldn’t get access to any of the courses I’m playing... lol. Glory hole reopens at Royal Cheshire Golf Club. Members only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Glory hole reopens at Royal Cheshire Golf Club. Members only Why is you civil partner being X-rayed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why is you civil partner being X-rayed ? Got hit on the hoof by a golf ball lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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