and Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 This was the Greatest Generation. Some of them died so you and your social fuck-up, LGBT chums could suck the great EU cock. These days, after a threat of world domination and subjugation from some aspiring fascist dictator, our feckless and spineless, snowflake, younger generation would probably take to social media, asking their 'friends' on Cuntbook or Twatter to give them a 'like' for their e-petition, or waste a shit-load of crowd-funded money creating a pointless, barrage balloon effigy, hoping the cunt would feel so ashamed he'd toddle off back to his own country, never to be heard of again (that's if they could drag themselves away from Love Island and X-Factor) Fuck off back to your Pride parades, that's as close as you'll ever get to marching for your country. cunts! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 47 minutes ago, kylie said: This was the Greatest Generation. Some of them died so you and your social fuck-up, LGBT chums could suck the great EU cock. These days, after a threat of world domination and subjugation from some aspiring fascist dictator, our feckless and spineless, snowflake, younger generation would probably take to social media, asking their 'friends' on Cuntbook or Twatter to give them a 'like' for their e-petition, or waste a shit-load of crowd-funded money creating a pointless, barrage balloon effigy, hoping the cunt would feel so ashamed he'd toddle off back to his own country, never to be heard of again (that's if they could drag themselves away from Love Island and X-Factor) Fuck off back to your Pride parades, that's as close as you'll ever get to marching for your country. cunts! Nomination of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Nomination of the year. Punkers, I agree in principle, but residing within the EU, and being a French mongrel, may I just say that nobody is sucking my cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Punkers, I agree in principle, but residing within the EU, and being a French mongrel, may I just say that nobody is sucking my cock. It probably whiffs of cheese and garlic so not an unexpected revelation, to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Punkers, I agree in principle, but residing within the EU, and being a French mongrel, may I just say that nobody is sucking my cock. Reported for lying in spite of incontrovertible evidence to the contrary. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 By the way Withers. How is Monsieur Nobody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 What an abomination it was to see those cunts May, Corbyn and Cable at that ceremony. How the fuck have they got the bare faced front to show their stinking weasel faces on such an occasion? All three of them should have been hanged on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Problems facing young men 75 years ago - drowning whilst trying to move from a landing craft to the shore, being machine gunned by the Germans, being blown up by mines. Problems facing young "men" today - running out of fucking eyeliner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 These fucking 20 something cunts think they're hard done by when they cant stretch to a 12" pizza or run out of phone credit.If ever I hear any little cunt saying that their depressed or feel vulnerable I swear I'll help push them in front of a fucking train.Snowflake cunts haven't got as scooby do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Neil said: These fucking 20 something cunts think they're hard done by when they cant stretch to a 12" pizza or run out of phone credit.If ever I hear any little cunt saying that their depressed or feel vulnerable I swear I'll help push them in front of a fucking train.Snowflake cunts haven't got as scooby do. Dont push them in front a train Neil, it fucks up the entire timetable and some poor cunt has to scrape up all the bits. Did I tell you about my cousin finding the top of some fuckers skull, two weeks after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 My ex's grandfather drove a tank in Burma in WW2, and he said he always used to run over any Japs on the ground "just to make sure the nasty little cunts were dead". These mincing twats today would be more concerned that their uniforms didn't clash with the tank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dont push them in front a train Neil, it fucks up the entire timetable and some poor cunt has to scrape up all the bits. Did I tell you about my cousin finding the top of some fuckers skull, two weeks after? My niece soon to be nephew would be at the front of the fucking queue the freaky little twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: What an abomination it was to see those cunts May, Corbyn and Cable at that ceremony. How the fuck have they got the bare faced front to show their stinking weasel faces on such an occasion? All three of them should have been hanged on the spot. Again with the common ground already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dont push them in front a train Neil, it fucks up the entire timetable and some poor cunt has to scrape up all the bits. Did I tell you about my cousin finding the top of some fuckers skull, two weeks after? He didn’t find a pair of ears by any chance Gypps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: He didn’t find a pair of ears by any chance Gypps? So, if he lost his ears how the fuck did he keep his sunglasses on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So, if he lost his ears how the fuck did he keep his sunglasses on? How did Tom cruise keep his Raybans on in Top Gun? When the shit hits the fan no one asks questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So, if he lost his ears how the fuck did he keep his sunglasses on? Prince-nez, with chain, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So, if he lost his ears how the fuck did he keep his sunglasses on? It’s a blessing his ears blew off. Otherwise he might have heard the Lancaster that dropped a bomb right on what was left of his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Prince-nez, with chain, of course. Prince? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Prince? Fucking auto correct. Cunting fucking software always thinking it knows best. Software programmers are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: It’s a blessing his ears blew off. Otherwise he might have heard the Lancaster that dropped a bomb right on what was left of his head. My great-uncle was in WW1. He saw a German helmet in no man's land so decided to get it for a souvenir. So he crawled out amidst the gun fire, and when he reached it, the fucking thing wouldn't move. He heaved and pulled at it but it wouldn't budge. He managed to rotate it and to his horror there was a head in it. Before he could scream in terror the head looked at him and said "vould it help if I removed my feet from ze stirrups"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My great-uncle was in WW1. He saw a German helmet in no man's land so decided to get it for a souvenir. So he crawled out amidst the gun fire, and when he reached it, the fucking thing wouldn't move. He heaved and pulled at it but it wouldn't budge. He managed to rotate it and to his horror there was a head in it. Before he could scream in terror the head looked at him and said "vould it help if I removed my feet from ze stirrups"? My great grandad said the worst thing about WW1 was the mud. When they pulled him out from under the shed and made him join the army. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: My great grandad said the worst thing about WW1 was the mud. When they pulled him out from under the shed and made him join the army. My grandfather didn't like mud. He thought Les Gray was a cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: My grandfather didn't like mud. He thought Les Gray was a cunt That’s neat 😽🦶🦶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 “ ”It’ll be lonely this Christmas” I’ve just heard Santa’s dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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