Cap'n Cunt Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dont push them in front a train Neil, it fucks up the entire timetable and some poor cunt has to scrape up all the bits. Did I tell you about my cousin finding the top of some fuckers skull, two weeks after? How much did he sell it for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: How much did he sell it for? He didn't. He ate it with fava beans and a nice chianti thathathatha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 On 07/06/2019 at 19:49, Khiwa said: My ex's grandfather drove a tank in Burma in WW2, and he said he always used to run over any Japs on the ground "just to make sure the nasty little cunts were dead". These mincing twats today would be more concerned that their uniforms didn't clash with the tank! Then reverse over the fucker's heads just to be doubly sure(in the context of WWII obviously). What they did to British and commonwealth POWs was sickening. Their "code of honour" was a load of bullshit too, the germans had more honour than those sadistic cunts. I think if they fought the UK+commonwealth on even footing without the UK being stretched thin over multiple fronts this country would've smashed the japs into oblivion and taken their country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 30 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Then reverse over the fucker's heads just to be doubly sure(in the context of WWII obviously). What they did to British and commonwealth POWs was sickening. Their "code of honour" was a load of bullshit too, the germans had more honour than those sadistic cunts. I think if they fought the UK+commonwealth on even footing without the UK being stretched thin over multiple fronts this country would've smashed the japs into oblivion and taken their country. And you could’ve lived over there in a paper house and worn a kimono and saved up for a Nissan Micra 1.0 like the dimwit you are. Kill yourself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Kill yourself Join here desperately trying to fit in...check. Suck up to the pack animals and more importantly who you think will accept your trollymong lies even though they know you're a spastic but can do with all the help they can get....check. Over engage in ganging up to fit in like all cowards do....check. Use a generic insult every thick as pigshit cunt uses here that has absolutely no effect on anyone but that is totally oblivious to you because you're a bowl headed dribbling spastic plastic pretend ard geeza...check. Uhahahahaha fucking weak worthless oxygen waster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: Join here desperately trying to fit in...check. Suck up to the pack animals and more importantly who you think will accept your trollymong lies even though they know you're a spastic but can do with all the help they can get....check. Over engage in ganging up to fit in like all cowards do....check. Use a generic insult every thick as pigshit cunt uses here that has absolutely no effect on anyone but that is totally oblivious to you because you're a bowl headed dribbling spastic plastic pretend ard geeza...check. Uhahahahaha fucking weak worthless oxygen waster. Obsession is not a healthy state of mind, but that assumes that you have a functioning mind and your nonsensical analysis of me seems to rule that out. You should try to work through your own problems, and you do appear to have more than most, and a lot of more worrying personal character defects than the average fuckwit. So seek help and don’t give up on the dream that one day someone, somewhere, might not reject you. Until that happens Go fuck yourself Wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Obsession is not a healthy state of mind, but that assumes that you have a functioning mind and your nonsensical analysis of me seems to rule that out. You should try to work through your own problems, and you do appear to have more than most, and a lot of more worrying personal character defects than the average fuckwit. So seek help and don’t give up on the dream that one day someone, somewhere, might not reject you. Until that happens Go fuck yourself Wanker Uhahahaha, and you gave up your weekly bowl headed trollymong mars bar treat for not pissing and shitting in your nappy more than three times a day to get your helper to write that for you and that's the best he could do, dribble him to just wipe away your piss and shit as even you could of done better than that...well just. You should both be ashamed of yourselves gezza, especially him! Now stick to your sulky threats about not reading my drivel anymore, or you will just look like the thick as pigshit spastic you are and as I predicted will read my every post proven by your replies, fucking clumsy idiot *sniggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: Uhahahaha, and you gave up your weekly bowl headed trollymong mars bar treat for not pissing and shitting in your nappy more than three times a day to get your helper to write that for you and that's the best he could do, dribble him to just wipe away your piss and shit as even you could of done better than that...well just. You should both be ashamed of yourselves gezza, especially him! Now stick to your sulky threats about not reading my drivel anymore, or you will just look like the thick as pigshit spastic you are and as I predicted will read my every post proven by your replies, fucking clumsy idiot *sniggers If you would like to share with me the horrible things which have obviously been done to you to make you the way you are, I promise not to laugh (openly) There is help out there, even for the basket cases such as yourself. You wouldn’t believe what doctors can do nowadays, even with someone like you who has so clearly been ravaged and abused and has not been able to function in a normal manner since whatever beast (or beasts) had their fun with you. Please don’t give up. There are specialist nappies for victims like yourself available nowadays. Don’t worry about the money. They are free for the most horrific cases, a category which you undoubtedly fit into. Your personality issues are merely a secondary symptom of the physical carnage which, although you may or may not have deserved it is history now. Try not to wear the tight white flared jeans which you favour, as old wounds such as yours have an unfortunate habit of re opening. Try to steer clear (difficult as it may be ) of degenerate bumfoolery as you might end up never shitting again, even though seem extremely proficient at oral excretion. And hopefully if all that works out for you and you have hope in your life again you can ‘go fuck yourself you spastic cunt’ Bye now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Bye now. Uhahahaha What againnnnnnn! Another obvious mars bar helper reply you bowl headed silly slow traits dribbling spastic gezza *sniggers, awaiting you as your empty gestured threats to NOT read and therefore NOT reply to my hilarious atrocious forum beating of you thick fucking idiot....uhahahahaha, pity poor billy, he cries in the corner, thankfully it is in the very public Cunts Corner lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 On 07/06/2019 at 12:44, King Billy said: Reported for lying in spite of incontrovertible evidence to the contrary. lol I think you may have misspoke KB. Nobody is sucking Wither's cock, as all who did have perished of AIDS. Conversely, he IS sucking the cocks of others....Eddie and Bubba by name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 On 07/06/2019 at 19:05, Khiwa said: Problems facing young men 75 years ago - drowning whilst trying to move from a landing craft to the shore, being machine gunned by the Germans, being blown up by mines. Problems facing young "men" today - running out of fucking eyeliner. Can you imagine how this scrawny arsehat would react if he got his call up papers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can you imagine how this scrawny arsehat would react if he got his call up papers? I suspect rather the same as Eddie if KFC announced it would begin serving a tofu type of chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can you imagine how this scrawny arsehat would react if he got his call up papers? Holy fuck!! That is without doubt the proof I’ve been waiting for that we’re all fucked. There’s no point in carrying on the human race. Thanks Gypps. I really didn’t need to see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Holy fuck!! That is without doubt the proof I’ve been waiting for that we’re all fucked. There’s no point in carrying on the human race. Thanks Gypps. I really didn’t need to see this. Billy, that has been happening for years now. I'd rather enjoy it if he did receive the call, the drill masters would have a fucking picnic with his like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Billy, that has been happening for years now. I'd rather enjoy it if he did receive the call, the drill masters would have a fucking picnic with his like. The big question though : What regiment would you put him in? Fartillery Regiment, Bum disposal division? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: The big question though : What regiment would you put him in? Fartillery Regiment, Bum disposal division? Uphill sappers? The homo guard? Queens rifles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Uphill sappers? The homo guard? Queens rifles? SAS (shitty arsehole service) The (rear) mounted cavalry Special(needs) forces The Para (lympic) chute Regiment(al) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 34 minutes ago, King Billy said: The big question though : What regiment would you put him in? Fartillery Regiment, Bum disposal division? Special Arse Service. Royal Pinkjackets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Special Arse Service. Good evening Eric. How you doin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good evening Eric. How you doin? Head hurts, can't keep eyes open, can't move legs, can't use possessive pronouns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Head hurts, can't keep eyes open, can't move legs, can't use posessive pronouns. Almost there then. I admire your dedication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 That seems quite accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Head hurts, can't keep eyes open, can't move legs, can't use possessive pronouns. Rohypnol eh, what's it like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 On 08/06/2019 at 21:55, Betterthanyou said: Uhahahahaha On 08/06/2019 at 22:30, Betterthanyou said: Uhahahaha.... *sniggers On 08/06/2019 at 23:18, Betterthanyou said: Uhahahaha........ *sniggers.... uhahahahaha...... Do you write for The Beano and the Dandy? Can we look forward to a few *Guffaws! and *Chortle Chortles! the next time you log in? You stupid fucking Beezer reading cunt. Come back soon so I can kick your cunt up into your fucking throat, I'm going to enjoy tearing you apart like a spiteful schoolboy dismembering a wasp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Do you write for The Beano and the Dandy? Can we look forward to a few *Guffaws! and *Chortle Chortles! the next time you log in? You stupid fucking Beezer reading cunt. Come back soon so I can kick your cunt up into your fucking throat, I'm going to enjoy tearing you apart like a spiteful schoolboy dismembering a wasp. Go a bit more gently than I did. I think it only took 5 posts to send it scurrying back to it's pink kennel, with its faggot tail wedged in its arse. I don't really want it dead. I want the little clown-shoes cunt to come back and dance for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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